Calling all cars, we have an bulletin out for two Caucasian males The first, R.A. The Man The being, Diabolic Wanted in connection a series of bar fights With outstanding for: Public intoxication, public urination, disorderly conduct and generally just smoking up
[Verse 1: R.A. The Man] Yo, better than the best, a head burst to the best experts My worst verse is better than your best Compared to me? I'm Rakim and you're Durst You're a snitch and betrayer, I'm the You're a bitch licking popsicles that are flavor got a vengeance, I'll murder, leaving you dead and beheaded I'm more bodies than the 1918 influenza epidemic Thought you was atheism and hating religion And replacing 'religion' 'patriotism' I'm murdering and I'm mutilating any pagan or living, it's black, steal our chaos when I break into prison The bloody ape is I'm the creation of freebase And in the streets when the chasing The lubricated in Vaseline I'm beat-raping Filthy rapper rapping in pack in the mid when I'm packing the pen I'm massacring men, I'm hated by Buddhists, and Catholics and the pope of the Vatican Hated by Hindus, hated by Madonna while she's following Kabbalah I'll slap you up and slam you like versus Kamala whether Bush or Obama It's a soap opera, I'm the of Cold Crush and Bambaataa You dudes is feminine girly rappers, spitting bars That ain't spitting, your mouth having a vaginal discharge I'm on a mission Moses when he was headed to Pharaoh And I'm more deadly than the murderous of Edwin Valero, come on
No one gives a about these scumbags In Suffolk County and we wear these colors need to up the bounty If these run their mouth we snap and act too fucking rowdy
(R.A. The Rugged Man) *scratching* Suffolk County that's the place we (Billy Danze) *scratching* Ain't stopping this here (R.A. The Rugged Man) *scratching* Suffolk County the place we live (Jeru The Damaja) *scratching* get your snotbox bust you press up on this
2: Diabolic] Here's the plan, steal my brother's van and drive it from the With guns in hand, and the fans it's summer jam But Rugged Man's up in there In a bathrobe and underwear, beer Grabbing a fat by her fucking hair yeah yeah yeah, we'll have them all running scared Jumping chairs till they trample every motherfucker From the jungle where there's lions, and a bunch of bears Oh my, die but he's so high he doesn't care Was it fair? Probably not, Papi just poppycock I'm lifted like I'm Ivan Drago, Rocky's body shots (Bah!) Karate I'm haughty SWAT 'till it's Mollywhop Punani popping models running trains like a hobby (Choo choo) No lollipop, candy and shipping cutie pies Groupie thighs are spread like GYNs and checking (Ew) make a movie like Sun Doobie if the booty's fly Suffolk's Most Wanted smoking loosies in a hoopy Stupid, yours truly flying over the cuckoo's Hungry like I'm out in chewing human flesh (Yum) Moving your set with the same Suffolk's squad Hustle hard, a juice head and jack his muscle car (Bitch) Getting drunk in bars, breaking jaws where trouble My of thoughts stays on course, L-I double R A couple stars from Stony Brook to Running in the spotlight, don't let these in
Officer needs assistance, down! Suspects last seen fleeing south on Route 110 in a stolen police cruiser their middle fingers out the window screaming, "Fuck the police!" Uh, uh, we- we lost Uh, awh shit, we them unknown *stammering* Ahhh,