Calling all cars, we an all-points bulletin out for two Caucasian males The first, R.A. The Man The being, Diabolic Wanted in connection with a of bar fights With outstanding warrants for: Public intoxication, public urination, disorderly conduct and generally smoking up
[Verse 1: R.A. The Rugged Yo, better than the best, making a head burst to the experts My worst verse is better than your verse to me? I'm Rakim and you're Fred Durst You're a and betrayer, I'm the clip-sprayer You're a bitch licking popsicles that are flavor I've got a vengeance, I'll murder, leaving you dead and I'm more bodies than the 1918 influenza epidemic Thought you was atheism and hating religion And 'religion' with 'patriotism' I'm murdering and I'm any pagan or mason It's living, it's black, steal our chaos when I break prison The bloody ape is I'm the creation of freebase And in the streets the police chasing The track lubricated in Vaseline I'm Filthy rapper that's in pack in the mid when I'm packing the pen I'm massacring men, I'm hated by Buddhists, Baptists and and the pope of the Vatican Hated by Satanist Hindus, hated by Madonna she's following Kabbalah I'll slap you up and slam you like Hogan Kamala whether Bush or Obama It's a opera, I'm the embodiment of Cold Crush and Bambaataa You dudes is feminine rappers, spitting bitch bars That ain't spitting, your mouth having a vaginal discharge I'm on a mission like when he was headed to Pharaoh And I'm more deadly than the murderous hands of Valero, come on
No one gives a fuck about these In Suffolk County and we these colors proudly need to up the bounty If these suckers run their we snap and act too fucking rowdy
(R.A. The Rugged Man) Suffolk County that's the place we live (Billy Danze) *scratching* Ain't nobody stopping here (R.A. The Man) *scratching* Suffolk County that's the place we live (Jeru The Damaja) *scratching* get your snotbox bust you press up on this
[Verse 2: Here's the plan, steal my brother's van and drive it from the guns in hand, and buck the fans it's summer jam Understand? But Rugged Man's up in In a bathrobe and underwear, beer Grabbing a fat bitch by her hair yeah yeah yeah, we'll have them all running scared Jumping chairs they trample every motherfucker there From the jungle there's lions, tigers and a bunch of bears Oh my, most die but so high he doesn't care Was it fair? Probably not, Papi just poppycock I'm lifted like I'm Ivan Drago, Rocky's throwing shots (Bah!) Karate I'm haughty SWAT 'till it's Mollywhop Punani popping models trains like a hobby shop (Choo choo) No lollipop, candy coat and shipping cutie Groupie thighs are spread like GYNs and checking (Ew) I'll a movie like Sun Doobie if the booty's fly Suffolk's Most Wanted smoking loosies in a high Stupid, yours truly flying over the cuckoo's Hungry like I'm out in Budapest chewing human (Yum) Moving through set with the same Suffolk's squad hard, smack a juice head and jack his muscle car (Bitch) Getting drunk in bars, jaws where trouble starts My of thoughts stays on course, L-I double R A couple from Stony Brook to Huntington in the spotlight, don't let these motherfuckers in
Officer assistance, officer down! Suspects last fleeing south on Route 110 in a stolen police cruiser with their middle fingers out the window screaming, "Fuck the police!" Uh, uh, we- we lost Uh, awh shit, we them Whereabouts *stammering* Ahhh,