Calling all cars, we an all-points bulletin out for two Caucasian males The first, R.A. The Man The second being, Wanted in connection with a of bar fights With outstanding warrants for: intoxication, public urination, disorderly conduct and generally just smoking up
[Verse 1: R.A. The Man] Yo, better than the best, a head burst to the best experts My worst verse is better than your verse Compared to me? I'm and you're Fred Durst You're a and betrayer, I'm the clip-sprayer You're a bitch licking popsicles are dick flavor I've got a vengeance, I'll murder, you dead and beheaded I'm more bodies than the 1918 influenza epidemic you was believing atheism and hating religion And replacing 'religion' with I'm murdering and I'm mutilating any pagan or living, it's black, steal our chaos when I break into prison The bloody ape is arisen I'm the creation of And in the streets the police chasing The lubricated in Vaseline I'm beat-raping Filthy rapper that's rapping in in the mid when I'm packing the pen I'm men, I'm hated by Buddhists, Baptists and Catholics and the pope of the Vatican Hated by Satanist Hindus, hated by Madonna she's following Kabbalah I'll slap you up and slam you like Hogan Kamala whether Bush or Obama It's a soap opera, I'm the embodiment of Crush and Bambaataa You dudes is feminine girly rappers, bitch bars That ain't spitting, that's your mouth a vaginal discharge I'm on a like Moses when he was headed to Pharaoh And I'm more deadly the murderous hands of Edwin Valero, come on
No one gives a fuck about scumbags In Suffolk County and we wear these proudly need to up the bounty If these suckers run their mouth we and act too fucking rowdy
(R.A. The Rugged Man) *scratching* Suffolk that's the place we live (Billy Danze) *scratching* Ain't nobody this here (R.A. The Rugged Man) *scratching* Suffolk County that's the place we (Jeru The Damaja) You'll get your snotbox bust you press up on this
2: Diabolic] Here's the plan, my brother's van and drive it from the motherland With guns in hand, and the fans it's summer jam Understand? But Man's up in there In a bathrobe and underwear, beer Grabbing a fat by her fucking hair Yeah yeah yeah yeah, have them all running scared chairs till they trample every motherfucker there From the jungle where there's lions, tigers and a of bears Oh my, most die but he's so high he doesn't Was it fair? Probably not, that's just poppycock I'm lifted I'm Ivan Drago, Rocky's throwing body shots (Bah!) Karate chops I'm haughty SWAT 'till Mollywhop popping models running trains like a hobby shop (Choo choo) No lollipop, candy coat and cutie pies Groupie thighs are spread like GYNs and UTIs (Ew) I'll make a movie like Sun if the booty's fly Suffolk's Most Wanted smoking loosies in a hoopy Stupid, yours flying over the cuckoo's nest Hungry I'm out in Budapest chewing human flesh (Yum) Moving your set with the same Suffolk's squad Hustle hard, smack a juice head and jack his car (Bitch) Getting drunk in bars, breaking where trouble starts My of thoughts stays on course, L-I double R A couple stars Stony Brook to Huntington Running in the spotlight, don't let these in
Officer needs assistance, down! Suspects last seen fleeing south on Route 110 in a stolen police with their middle fingers out the window screaming, "Fuck the police!" Uh, uh, we- we them Uh, awh shit, we lost unknown *stammering* Ahhh,