Stu's Song

We drink our beers out of paper bags
Like the ghetto stars we are
And we ride on aeroplanes
To countries near and far

We eat too much and we drink
Oh boy, do we drink
And we always say, "This is the good life."
At least that's what we think

'cause you and me, we're like this, baby
It's the Gug, it's the Tour Eiffel
It's you and me in my living room
Looking up David Burrill

Don't you tell me it's gonna be over
I don't, I don't want to know
And don't you tell me it won't last forever
I don't think so

Together, we might have a life
'cause we're both so "Freaky Gay"
We spy on the neighbors for pastime
Eat mushrooms on Turkey Day

McDonald's and M&M's
Are legal crack
We got the Fuhrer and Mussolini
On our backs

'cause you and me, we're like this, baby
It's the Gug, it's the Little Man
It's you and me in the forest
Running from my childhood again

Don't you tell me it's gonna be over
I don't, I don't want to know
And don't you tell me it won't last forever
I don't think so

There's two kind of people baby,
And it's all come clear to me
I know that God is the sticky paste
But that paste brought you to me

Yeah, Corey, he's a funny guy
We're gonna get the fuck out
Yeah, thanks bye.

'cause you and me, we're like this, baby
It's the Gug, it's the Tour Eiffel
It's you and me by your window
Mooning my date from hell

Don't you tell me it's gonna be over
I don't, I don't want to know
And don't you tell me it won't last forever
I can't think so