Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to make the it was very very early
It was 2:37 in the
I turned off my clock and I stumbled over several
Pizza boxes and my girlfriend on the way to the
While I waiting for the lights
To flicker on I I saw in the dark...
was up and I couldn't tell what
But my mind got the there was something to see
So I shut my to squeeze the image
Out of the back of my but I missed my mark
The lights were on now and I ignore
There was a stranger in the and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about kind of figurative stranger here
No existential from Camus or Billy Joel
I'm not saying I didn't myself in the mirror
Or that I like the kind of person I saw
No I'm talking an actual literal kind of stranger here
Like the in issue 104 of the Flash
There was no question was not your everyday reflection
was some middle aged balding Jewish guy and he had a moustache
There's a stranger in my there's a new face on the wall
After that incident I thought that I'd seen it all
like this are always happening to me
Well I stood there looking stupid in my bathrobe
With my Indicator sticking in between my teeth
My eyes just opened when I looked back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his toothbrush staring in disbelief
Then I ran my finger down the length of the
To see if the stranger follow my lead
Our actions were in synch
And I wondered exactly who was in control
So I grabbed my girlfriend's Bic razor
And ran it the length of my face to see if he would bleed
was flowing from both of our cheeks
But I couldn't tell whose blood was in my shaving

I am young to be this old bald fat guy's son
I've even met an Arab and I don't even own a gun
Things like are always happening to me
There was that time when the mall devoured my Aunt Sue
And my pet canary turned to stone I didn't know what to do
I scolded my basilisk from behind my mirrored
That was the same week Adrian Veidt removed my field
I had to lose
So I the lottery
It was run by Jackson
I said, "Put those stones,"
Somebody dropped my
I had a friend in a
Nergal said, "Get to a nunnery."
And another who stuttered and quoted Lovecraft
I had a girl in New City
They were all killed by the
Or the when I awoke from unsettling dreams
transformed in my bed into a vermin
And those three days each when my shadow
is replaced by that of Ethel
I'd love to tell these stories and I'm sure you like to
But right now I've got to face this stranger in my
Well it was all quite to have my doppelganger
But it was getting and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the mirror and then I a little closer
And then I leaned a little closer still and said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger grabbed his chest and and wheezed and choked
And and fell on the floor
I tried to help him but unfortunately I lacked the ability to
solid objects like mirrors
And if I could I don't know CPR
So I hit the lights and quietly walked out the door
I could wait til to shave
Or I'll just give it up and grow a beard
Or a moustache the dead guy who's inside of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my there's a dead guy on the floor
I hope to God that I won't see that dead guy
Things this are always happening to me
If a moral to this story
Then I'd really like to hear you think it is
(Tell me the moral me the moral
me the moral tell me the moral)
Like if there's a stranger in your
Always which side of the room is his
(That's not a moral that's not a
Tell me the moral me the moral)
How about ever try to shave while under fluorescent lights
You know that that's a
(I was hoping you say something like
"Nothing in this is ever as it appears")
Or go frightening bald fat Jewish guys
If you want them having heart attacks
more like it and I guess that concludes
Our adventures with the man in the mirror