Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to make the doughnuts it was very early
It was 2:37 in the
I off my alarm clock and I stumbled over several
Pizza boxes and my girlfriend on the way to the
While I for the fluorescent lights
To flicker on I I saw in the dark...
was up and I couldn't tell what
But my got the sign there was something to see
So I my eyes to squeeze the image
Out of the back of my but I missed my mark
The lights were on now and I ignore
There was a stranger in the mirror and he was at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about some kind of figurative here
No existential from Camus or Billy Joel
I'm not saying I recognize myself in the mirror
Or I didn't like the kind of person I saw
No I'm talking an actual literal kind of stranger here
Like the villain in 104 of the Flash
There was no question this was not everyday reflection
This was some middle aged Jewish guy and he had a moustache
a stranger in my mirror there's a new face on the wall
After that Newcastle incident I that I'd seen it all
Things like this are happening to me
Well I stood there looking stupid in my twenty-dollar
With my toothbrush sticking in between my teeth
My eyes just opened wider when I back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his toothbrush staring in disbelief
Then I ran my finger down the of the mirror
To see if the stranger would follow my
Our actions were in perfect
And I just exactly who was in control
So I grabbed my girlfriend's Bic razor
And ran it down the length of my to see if he would bleed
Blood was flowing from of our cheeks
But I couldn't tell blood was in my shaving bowl

I am young to be this old bald fat guy's son
I've never even met an Arab and I even own a gun
Things like this are always to me
There was that time the shopping mall devoured my Aunt Sue
And my pet canary turned to stone I didn't know what to do
I scolded my basilisk from my mirrored shield
That was the week Adrian Veidt removed my intrinsic field
I had to lose
So I played the
It was run by Jackson
I said, "Put those stones,"
Somebody my canary
I had a friend in a
said, "Get thee to a nunnery."
And another friend who stuttered and quoted
I had a in New York City
They were all killed by the
Or the time when I awoke from dreams
transformed in my bed into a monstrous
And those three days August when my shadow
is replaced by that of Merman
I'd love to tell these and I'm sure you like to hear
But right now I've got to this stranger in my mirror
Well it was all interesting to have my doppelganger
But it was boring and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the mirror and I leaned a little closer
And then I leaned a little closer still and said, "Boo!"
Well the grabbed his chest and heaved and wheezed and choked
And and fell on the floor
I tried to help him but unfortunately I the ability to phase
solid objects like mirrors
And even if I could I don't CPR
So I hit the lights and then walked out the door
I could wait til to shave
Or I'll just give it up and grow a beard
Or a like the dead guy who's inside of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my there's a dead guy on the floor
I hope to God that I won't see dead guy anymore
Things this are always happening to me
If a moral to this story
I'd really like to hear what you think it is
(Tell me the tell me the moral
Tell me the tell me the moral)
Like if there's a stranger in your
know which side of the room is his
(That's not a moral not a moral
me the moral tell me the moral)
How about ever try to shave while under fluorescent lights
You that that's a fact
(I was you would say something like
"Nothing in this is ever as it appears")
Or go frightening bald fat Jewish guys
If you don't want having heart attacks
That's more like it and I that concludes
Our overlength with the man in the mirror