Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to make the it was very very early
It was 2:37 in the
I turned off my alarm clock and I stumbled several
Pizza boxes and my on the way to the bathroom
While I waiting for the fluorescent
To flicker on I I saw in the dark...
Something was up and I couldn't what
But my mind got the sign was something to see
So I my eyes to squeeze the image
Out of the back of my head but I my mark
The were on now and I couldn't ignore
was a stranger in the mirror and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about some kind of figurative here
No existential from Camus or Billy Joel
I'm not saying I didn't recognize myself in the
Or I didn't like the kind of person I saw
No I'm talking an actual literal kind of stranger here
the villain in issue 104 of the Flash
There was no this was not your everyday reflection
This was some middle aged Jewish guy and he had a moustache
There's a stranger in my mirror there's a new face on the
After Newcastle incident I thought that I'd seen it all
Things like this are happening to me
Well I stood looking stupid in my twenty-dollar bathrobe
With my Indicator toothbrush sticking in my teeth
My eyes opened wider when I looked back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his toothbrush staring back in
I ran my finger down the length of the mirror
To see if the stranger would my lead
Our actions in perfect synch
And I wondered exactly who was in control
So I grabbed my Lady Bic razor
And ran it down the length of my face to see if he would
was flowing from both of our cheeks
But I couldn't whose blood was in my shaving bowl

I am young enough to be old bald fat guy's son
I've never met an Arab and I don't even own a gun
Things this are always happening to me
was that time when the shopping mall devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary turned to stone I didn't know to do
I scolded my from behind my mirrored shield
That was the same week Adrian removed my intrinsic field
I had nothing to
So I the lottery
It was run by Jackson
I said, "Put down stones,"
dropped my canary
I had a friend in a
said, "Get thee to a nunnery."
And another who stuttered and quoted Lovecraft
I had a girl in New City
They all killed by the Invunche
Or the time when I awoke unsettling dreams
transformed in my bed into a monstrous
And those days each August when my shadow
is replaced by that of Merman
I'd love to tell these and I'm sure you like to hear
But right now got to face this stranger in my mirror
Well it was all quite to have my doppelganger
But it was boring and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the mirror and then I leaned a closer
And then I leaned a little still and quietly said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger grabbed his and heaved and wheezed and choked
And hemorrhaged and fell on the
I tried to help him but unfortunately I lacked the ability to
Through objects like mirrors
And even if I could I know CPR
So I hit the lights and then walked out the door
I could wait til tomorrow to
Or maybe I'll just it up and grow a beard
Or a moustache like the dead guy who's of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my mirror there's a dead guy on the
I to God that I won't see that dead guy anymore
like this are always happening to me
If a moral to this story
Then I'd really to hear what you think it is
(Tell me the tell me the moral
Tell me the moral me the moral)
Like if there's a stranger in mirror
Always which side of the room is his
(That's not a moral that's not a
me the moral tell me the moral)
How about don't ever try to shave while under fluorescent
You know that that's a
(I was you would say something like
"Nothing in this is ever as it appears")
Or don't go frightening fat Jewish guys
If you don't want having heart attacks
That's more like it and I that concludes
Our overlength adventures the man in the mirror