Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to make the it was very very early
It was 2:37 in the
I off my alarm clock and I stumbled over several
Pizza and my girlfriend on the way to the bathroom
I waiting for the fluorescent lights
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
Something was up and I couldn't what
But my got the sign there was something to see
So I shut my eyes to squeeze the
Out of the back of my but I missed my mark
The were on now and I couldn't ignore
There was a stranger in the and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about some kind of figurative here
No existential bullshit Camus or Billy Joel
I'm not saying I didn't recognize in the mirror
Or that I didn't like the kind of I saw
No I'm talking about an actual kind of stranger here
Like the villain in 104 of the Flash
There was no question this was not your everyday
This was some middle aged balding Jewish guy and he had a
There's a stranger in my mirror a new face on the wall
After that Newcastle incident I that I'd seen it all
Things this are always happening to me
Well I stood there stupid in my twenty-dollar bathrobe
With my Indicator toothbrush in between my teeth
My eyes opened wider when I looked back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his staring back in disbelief
I ran my finger down the length of the mirror
To see if the stranger would follow my
Our actions in perfect synch
And I wondered exactly who was in control
So I grabbed my girlfriend's Lady Bic
And ran it down the length of my face to see if he bleed
Blood was flowing from of our cheeks
But I couldn't tell blood was in my shaving bowl

I am young enough to be old bald fat guy's son
I've never met an Arab and I don't even own a gun
Things like are always happening to me
There was that time when the shopping mall devoured my Sue
And when my pet canary to stone I didn't know what to do
I scolded my from behind my mirrored shield
That was the same week Adrian removed my intrinsic field
I had nothing to
So I the lottery
It was run by Jackson
I said, "Put those stones,"
Somebody dropped my
I had a friend in a
said, "Get thee to a nunnery."
And another who stuttered and quoted Lovecraft
I had a in New York City
They all killed by the Invunche
Or the time when I awoke unsettling dreams
transformed in my bed into a vermin
And those three days each August my shadow
is by that of Ethel Merman
I'd love to tell stories and I'm sure you like to hear
But now I've got to face this stranger in my mirror
Well it was all interesting to have my doppelganger
But it was boring and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the and then I leaned a little closer
And then I a little closer still and quietly said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger his chest and heaved and wheezed and choked
And hemorrhaged and on the floor
I tried to help him but unfortunately I the ability to phase
Through solid objects mirrors
And even if I could I don't CPR
So I hit the lights and then walked out the door
I could wait til to shave
Or maybe I'll just it up and grow a beard
Or a moustache the dead guy who's inside of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my mirror there's a dead guy on the
I hope to God that I won't see dead guy anymore
like this are always happening to me
If there's a to this story
I'd really like to hear what you think it is
(Tell me the tell me the moral
Tell me the moral me the moral)
Like if a stranger in your mirror
Always know which of the room is his
(That's not a that's not a moral
Tell me the tell me the moral)
How about don't try to shave while under fluorescent lights
You know that that's a
(I was hoping you would say something
"Nothing in this world is as it appears")
Or don't go frightening bald fat guys
If you don't them having heart attacks
more like it and I guess that concludes
Our adventures with the man in the mirror