Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to the doughnuts it was very very early
It was in the afternoon
I turned off my clock and I stumbled over several
boxes and my girlfriend on the way to the bathroom
While I waiting for the lights
To flicker on I I saw in the dark...
Something was up and I tell what
But my mind got the there was something to see
So I my eyes to squeeze the image
Out of the of my head but I missed my mark
The lights were on now and I couldn't
was a stranger in the mirror and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about kind of figurative stranger here
No existential bullshit from Camus or Joel
I'm not saying I recognize myself in the mirror
Or that I didn't like the kind of I saw
No I'm talking an actual literal kind of stranger here
Like the villain in issue 104 of the
was no question this was not your everyday reflection
This was some middle aged Jewish guy and he had a moustache
There's a stranger in my there's a new face on the wall
After that Newcastle incident I thought that I'd it all
Things like this are happening to me
Well I stood there looking stupid in my bathrobe
With my Indicator toothbrush in between my teeth
My eyes just opened wider when I looked in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his toothbrush staring back in
I ran my finger down the length of the mirror
To see if the stranger follow my lead
Our actions were in synch
And I wondered just exactly who was in
So I grabbed my girlfriend's Bic razor
And ran it down the length of my face to see if he would
Blood was flowing from both of our
But I tell whose blood was in my shaving bowl

I am young enough to be old bald fat guy's son
never even met an Arab and I don't even own a gun
Things like this are happening to me
was that time when the shopping mall devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet turned to stone I didn't know what to do
I scolded my from behind my mirrored shield
That was the same Adrian Veidt removed my intrinsic field
I had nothing to
So I the lottery
It was run by Shirley
I said, "Put those stones,"
Somebody dropped my
I had a in a convent
Nergal said, "Get to a nunnery."
And another friend who and quoted Lovecraft
I had a girl in New York
They were all by the Invunche
Or the time I awoke from unsettling dreams
in my bed into a monstrous vermin
And those three days each when my shadow
is replaced by that of Ethel
I'd love to tell these stories and I'm sure you like to
But now I've got to face this stranger in my mirror
Well it was all quite to have my doppelganger
But it was getting and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the mirror and then I leaned a little
And then I leaned a little still and quietly said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger grabbed his chest and heaved and and choked
And hemorrhaged and fell on the
I tried to help him but unfortunately I lacked the to phase
Through solid objects mirrors
And even if I could I don't CPR
So I hit the and then quietly walked out the door
I could wait til tomorrow to
Or maybe I'll just give it up and a beard
Or a moustache like the dead guy who's of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my mirror a dead guy on the floor
I hope to God that I won't see that dead guy
like this are always happening to me
If there's a to this story
Then I'd really like to hear you think it is
(Tell me the moral me the moral
me the moral tell me the moral)
Like if there's a in your mirror
Always know side of the room is his
(That's not a moral not a moral
Tell me the tell me the moral)
How don't ever try to shave while under fluorescent lights
You know that a fact
(I was hoping you say something like
"Nothing in this world is as it appears")
Or don't go frightening fat Jewish guys
If you don't want having heart attacks
That's more it and I guess that concludes
Our overlength with the man in the mirror