Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to the doughnuts it was very very early
It was in the afternoon
I off my alarm clock and I stumbled over several
Pizza boxes and my on the way to the bathroom
While I waiting for the lights
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
Something was up and I couldn't what
But my mind got the there was something to see
So I my eyes to squeeze the image
Out of the back of my head but I my mark
The were on now and I couldn't ignore
There was a stranger in the mirror and he was at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about some of figurative stranger here
No existential from Camus or Billy Joel
I'm not saying I didn't recognize in the mirror
Or that I didn't like the kind of I saw
No I'm talking about an actual literal of stranger here
the villain in issue 104 of the Flash
There was no question was not your everyday reflection
This was some middle aged Jewish guy and he had a moustache
There's a stranger in my mirror there's a new on the wall
After that Newcastle incident I thought I'd seen it all
Things like this are happening to me
Well I stood looking stupid in my twenty-dollar bathrobe
With my toothbrush sticking in between my teeth
My eyes just opened when I looked back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his toothbrush back in disbelief
Then I ran my finger down the of the mirror
To see if the stranger would my lead
Our actions were in perfect
And I wondered exactly who was in control
So I my girlfriend's Lady Bic razor
And ran it down the length of my face to see if he would
was flowing from both of our cheeks
But I couldn't tell whose blood was in my bowl

I am young enough to be this old fat guy's son
I've never met an Arab and I don't even own a gun
Things like are always happening to me
There was that time when the shopping devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary turned to stone I didn't what to do
I scolded my from behind my mirrored shield
That was the week Adrian Veidt removed my intrinsic field
I had to lose
So I played the
It was run by Shirley
I said, "Put down stones,"
Somebody my canary
I had a friend in a
said, "Get thee to a nunnery."
And another friend who and quoted Lovecraft
I had a in New York City
They were all killed by the
Or the time when I awoke unsettling dreams
transformed in my bed into a monstrous
And three days each August when my shadow
is by that of Ethel Merman
I'd to tell these stories and I'm sure you like to hear
But right now I've got to face stranger in my mirror
Well it was all quite interesting to my doppelganger
But it was getting and I had to use the loo
So I leaned the mirror and then I leaned a little closer
And then I leaned a closer still and quietly said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger grabbed his chest and heaved and and choked
And hemorrhaged and fell on the
I tried to help him but unfortunately I the ability to phase
Through solid like mirrors
And even if I I don't know CPR
So I hit the lights and then quietly walked out the
I could wait til tomorrow to
Or I'll just give it up and grow a beard
Or a like the dead guy who's inside of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my mirror there's a dead guy on the
I hope to God that I see that dead guy anymore
Things like are always happening to me
If a moral to this story
Then I'd like to hear what you think it is
(Tell me the moral me the moral
me the moral tell me the moral)
Like if a stranger in your mirror
Always know side of the room is his
(That's not a that's not a moral
Tell me the moral me the moral)
How about don't try to shave while under fluorescent lights
You know that's a fact
(I was hoping you say something like
"Nothing in this world is as it appears")
Or don't go bald fat Jewish guys
If you don't want them heart attacks
That's more it and I guess that concludes
Our overlength adventures with the man in the