Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to make the doughnuts it was very early
It was 2:37 in the
I off my alarm clock and I stumbled over several
Pizza and my girlfriend on the way to the bathroom
While I for the fluorescent lights
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
Something was up and I couldn't tell
But my mind got the sign there was to see
So I my eyes to squeeze the image
Out of the back of my head but I my mark
The were on now and I couldn't ignore
There was a in the mirror and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about some kind of figurative stranger
No existential bullshit from Camus or Billy
I'm not saying I didn't recognize in the mirror
Or that I didn't the kind of person I saw
No I'm talking about an actual literal kind of stranger
Like the villain in issue 104 of the
There was no question this was not your reflection
This was middle aged balding Jewish guy and he had a moustache
There's a in my mirror there's a new face on the wall
After that incident I thought that I'd seen it all
Things like are always happening to me
Well I stood there looking stupid in my twenty-dollar
With my Indicator toothbrush sticking in between my
My eyes opened wider when I looked back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his toothbrush staring back in
Then I ran my finger down the length of the
To see if the stranger would follow my
Our actions were in synch
And I just exactly who was in control
So I grabbed my girlfriend's Lady Bic
And ran it the length of my face to see if he would bleed
Blood was flowing both of our cheeks
But I couldn't tell whose was in my shaving bowl

I am young enough to be old bald fat guy's son
I've never met an Arab and I don't even own a gun
Things this are always happening to me
There was that time when the shopping devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary turned to I didn't know what to do
I my basilisk from behind my mirrored shield
That was the same week Adrian Veidt removed my intrinsic
I had nothing to
So I played the
It was run by Jackson
I said, "Put those stones,"
Somebody dropped my
I had a in a convent
Nergal said, "Get to a nunnery."
And friend who stuttered and quoted Lovecraft
I had a girl in New York
were all killed by the Invunche
Or the time when I awoke from dreams
transformed in my bed into a vermin
And those days each August when my shadow
is by that of Ethel Merman
I'd to tell these stories and I'm sure you like to hear
But right now I've got to face this stranger in my
Well it was all interesting to have my doppelganger
But it was getting and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the and then I leaned a little closer
And then I leaned a little closer still and said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger grabbed his chest and and wheezed and choked
And hemorrhaged and on the floor
I tried to help him but unfortunately I lacked the ability to
Through solid objects mirrors
And if I could I don't know CPR
So I hit the lights and then quietly out the door
I could til tomorrow to shave
Or maybe I'll give it up and grow a beard
Or a moustache the dead guy who's inside of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my mirror there's a dead guy on the
I hope to God that I won't see dead guy anymore
Things like this are happening to me
If there's a to this story
Then I'd like to hear what you think it is
(Tell me the moral me the moral
Tell me the moral me the moral)
Like if there's a in your mirror
Always know which side of the is his
(That's not a moral that's not a
Tell me the moral me the moral)
How about ever try to shave while under fluorescent lights
You know that that's a
(I was hoping you would say something
"Nothing in this is ever as it appears")
Or don't go frightening bald fat Jewish
If you don't want them heart attacks
That's more like it and I guess that
Our overlength adventures the man in the mirror