Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to the doughnuts it was very very early
It was in the afternoon
I off my alarm clock and I stumbled over several
Pizza boxes and my on the way to the bathroom
While I for the fluorescent lights
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
Something was up and I couldn't tell
But my mind got the sign there was to see
So I shut my to squeeze the image
Out of the back of my head but I my mark
The lights were on now and I ignore
was a stranger in the mirror and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about kind of figurative stranger here
No existential bullshit from or Billy Joel
I'm not saying I recognize myself in the mirror
Or that I didn't the kind of person I saw
No I'm about an actual literal kind of stranger here
the villain in issue 104 of the Flash
There was no this was not your everyday reflection
This was some middle aged balding guy and he had a moustache
There's a in my mirror there's a new face on the wall
After that Newcastle incident I that I'd seen it all
Things like this are happening to me
I stood there looking stupid in my twenty-dollar bathrobe
With my Indicator toothbrush in between my teeth
My eyes just opened wider I looked back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his toothbrush staring in disbelief
Then I ran my down the length of the mirror
To see if the would follow my lead
Our were in perfect synch
And I wondered just who was in control
So I grabbed my girlfriend's Lady Bic
And ran it down the length of my face to see if he would
Blood was flowing from both of our
But I couldn't tell whose blood was in my shaving

I am enough to be this old bald fat guy's son
I've never met an Arab and I don't even own a gun
like this are always happening to me
There was that time the shopping mall devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary turned to stone I know what to do
I scolded my basilisk from behind my mirrored
That was the same week Adrian removed my intrinsic field
I had to lose
So I played the
It was run by Shirley
I said, "Put down stones,"
dropped my canary
I had a friend in a
said, "Get thee to a nunnery."
And another friend who stuttered and Lovecraft
I had a girl in New City
They all killed by the Invunche
Or the time when I awoke from dreams
transformed in my bed into a vermin
And those three days August when my shadow
is replaced by of Ethel Merman
I'd love to tell these stories and I'm sure you to hear
But now I've got to face this stranger in my mirror
Well it was all quite to have my doppelganger
But it was getting and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the mirror and then I leaned a little
And then I leaned a closer still and quietly said, "Boo!"
the stranger grabbed his chest and heaved and wheezed and choked
And and fell on the floor
I tried to him but unfortunately I lacked the ability to phase
Through solid objects mirrors
And even if I could I don't CPR
So I hit the lights and then quietly walked out the
I could til tomorrow to shave
Or I'll just give it up and grow a beard
Or a moustache the dead guy who's inside of my mirror

There's a guy in my mirror there's a dead guy on the floor
I hope to God that I won't see dead guy anymore
Things like are always happening to me
If there's a to this story
Then I'd really like to what you think it is
(Tell me the tell me the moral
me the moral tell me the moral)
Like if there's a stranger in mirror
Always know which side of the is his
(That's not a moral that's not a
Tell me the tell me the moral)
How about don't ever try to while under fluorescent lights
You know that's a fact
(I was hoping you say something like
"Nothing in this world is as it appears")
Or go frightening bald fat Jewish guys
If you don't want having heart attacks
That's more like it and I guess concludes
Our overlength adventures the man in the mirror