Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to make the it was very very early
It was 2:37 in the
I turned off my alarm and I stumbled over several
Pizza and my girlfriend on the way to the bathroom
I waiting for the fluorescent lights
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
was up and I couldn't tell what
But my mind got the there was something to see
So I shut my to squeeze the image
Out of the of my head but I missed my mark
The were on now and I couldn't ignore
There was a in the mirror and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not about some kind of figurative stranger here
No existential from Camus or Billy Joel
I'm not saying I didn't recognize myself in the
Or that I didn't the kind of person I saw
No I'm talking about an actual literal kind of stranger
the villain in issue 104 of the Flash
There was no question this was not your everyday
This was some aged balding Jewish guy and he had a moustache
There's a stranger in my there's a new face on the wall
that Newcastle incident I thought that I'd seen it all
Things like this are always to me
Well I stood looking stupid in my twenty-dollar bathrobe
With my Indicator sticking in between my teeth
My eyes opened wider when I looked back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his staring back in disbelief
Then I ran my finger down the length of the
To see if the stranger follow my lead
Our actions in perfect synch
And I wondered just exactly who was in
So I my girlfriend's Lady Bic razor
And ran it down the length of my face to see if he would
Blood was from both of our cheeks
But I tell whose blood was in my shaving bowl

I am young to be this old bald fat guy's son
I've never even met an Arab and I don't own a gun
Things this are always happening to me
There was that time when the shopping devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet turned to stone I didn't know what to do
I scolded my basilisk from behind my shield
That was the same Adrian Veidt removed my intrinsic field
I had to lose
So I played the
It was run by Jackson
I said, "Put down stones,"
Somebody my canary
I had a friend in a
Nergal said, "Get to a nunnery."
And another who stuttered and quoted Lovecraft
I had a in New York City
They all killed by the Invunche
Or the when I awoke from unsettling dreams
transformed in my bed into a vermin
And those days each August when my shadow
is replaced by of Ethel Merman
I'd love to tell these stories and I'm sure you like to
But right now I've got to this stranger in my mirror
Well it was all quite to have my doppelganger
But it was getting and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the mirror and then I leaned a closer
And then I leaned a closer still and quietly said, "Boo!"
the stranger grabbed his chest and heaved and wheezed and choked
And hemorrhaged and fell on the
I tried to him but unfortunately I lacked the ability to phase
solid objects like mirrors
And even if I could I don't CPR
So I hit the lights and then quietly walked out the
I could wait til to shave
Or maybe I'll just give it up and grow a
Or a moustache like the dead guy who's of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my mirror there's a guy on the floor
I hope to God that I see that dead guy anymore
Things this are always happening to me
If there's a moral to this
Then I'd really like to hear you think it is
(Tell me the moral me the moral
me the moral tell me the moral)
Like if there's a stranger in mirror
Always know which side of the is his
(That's not a moral that's not a
Tell me the moral me the moral)
How about don't ever try to while under fluorescent lights
You that that's a fact
(I was hoping you would say something
"Nothing in this world is as it appears")
Or go frightening bald fat Jewish guys
If you don't want them having attacks
That's more like it and I that concludes
Our overlength with the man in the mirror