Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was to make the doughnuts it was very very early
It was in the afternoon
I turned off my alarm clock and I stumbled several
Pizza and my girlfriend on the way to the bathroom
While I waiting for the lights
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
Something was up and I couldn't tell
But my mind got the sign there was to see
So I my eyes to squeeze the image
Out of the back of my but I missed my mark
The were on now and I couldn't ignore
There was a in the mirror and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about some kind of figurative stranger
No existential bullshit from Camus or Joel
I'm not saying I didn't recognize myself in the
Or that I didn't like the kind of I saw
No I'm talking about an actual kind of stranger here
Like the villain in issue 104 of the
There was no question this was not your reflection
This was middle aged balding Jewish guy and he had a moustache
There's a in my mirror there's a new face on the wall
After that Newcastle incident I thought I'd seen it all
Things like this are happening to me
Well I stood there looking stupid in my bathrobe
With my Indicator toothbrush in between my teeth
My eyes just opened when I looked back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his toothbrush staring back in
Then I ran my finger down the length of the
To see if the stranger would follow my
Our actions were in perfect
And I wondered exactly who was in control
So I grabbed my Lady Bic razor
And ran it down the length of my to see if he would bleed
Blood was flowing both of our cheeks
But I couldn't tell whose blood was in my bowl

I am young to be this old bald fat guy's son
I've never even met an and I don't even own a gun
like this are always happening to me
There was that time when the shopping devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary turned to stone I know what to do
I scolded my basilisk from behind my shield
That was the same week Adrian Veidt removed my field
I had nothing to
So I played the
It was run by Jackson
I said, "Put down stones,"
Somebody my canary
I had a in a convent
Nergal said, "Get to a nunnery."
And another friend who and quoted Lovecraft
I had a in New York City
They were all killed by the
Or the when I awoke from unsettling dreams
transformed in my bed a monstrous vermin
And those three days each August my shadow
is by that of Ethel Merman
I'd to tell these stories and I'm sure you like to hear
But right now got to face this stranger in my mirror
it was all quite interesting to have my doppelganger
But it was getting and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the and then I leaned a little closer
And I leaned a little closer still and quietly said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger his chest and heaved and wheezed and choked
And hemorrhaged and on the floor
I tried to help him but I lacked the ability to phase
Through objects like mirrors
And even if I I don't know CPR
So I hit the lights and quietly walked out the door
I could wait til to shave
Or maybe I'll just give it up and a beard
Or a moustache like the guy who's inside of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my mirror there's a guy on the floor
I hope to God that I see that dead guy anymore
Things like this are happening to me
If there's a moral to story
Then I'd like to hear what you think it is
(Tell me the tell me the moral
Tell me the moral me the moral)
Like if there's a in your mirror
know which side of the room is his
(That's not a moral not a moral
me the moral tell me the moral)
How about don't try to shave while under fluorescent lights
You that that's a fact
(I was you would say something like
"Nothing in this world is as it appears")
Or go frightening bald fat Jewish guys
If you don't want them having heart
That's like it and I guess that concludes
Our overlength adventures with the man in the