Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to make the doughnuts it was very early
It was 2:37 in the
I turned off my alarm clock and I stumbled several
boxes and my girlfriend on the way to the bathroom
While I waiting for the fluorescent
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
Something was up and I couldn't tell
But my mind got the there was something to see
So I shut my eyes to squeeze the
Out of the back of my head but I missed my
The lights on now and I couldn't ignore
There was a stranger in the mirror and he was at me

Don't get me
I'm not about some kind of figurative stranger here
No existential bullshit from Camus or Joel
I'm not saying I recognize myself in the mirror
Or that I didn't like the kind of I saw
No I'm about an actual literal kind of stranger here
Like the villain in 104 of the Flash
There was no question this was not your reflection
This was middle aged balding Jewish guy and he had a moustache
There's a in my mirror there's a new face on the wall
After that incident I thought that I'd seen it all
Things like this are happening to me
Well I stood there stupid in my twenty-dollar bathrobe
With my Indicator toothbrush sticking in my teeth
My eyes just wider when I looked back in the mirror
And saw the stranger his toothbrush staring back in disbelief
I ran my finger down the length of the mirror
To see if the stranger would follow my
Our actions in perfect synch
And I wondered just who was in control
So I grabbed my Lady Bic razor
And ran it the length of my face to see if he would bleed
Blood was flowing from both of our
But I couldn't tell whose blood was in my shaving

I am young enough to be old bald fat guy's son
I've even met an Arab and I don't even own a gun
Things like this are always to me
There was that time when the mall devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary turned to stone I didn't know to do
I scolded my from behind my mirrored shield
was the same week Adrian Veidt removed my intrinsic field
I had nothing to
So I played the
It was run by Shirley
I said, "Put those stones,"
Somebody my canary
I had a in a convent
said, "Get thee to a nunnery."
And friend who stuttered and quoted Lovecraft
I had a in New York City
They were all by the Invunche
Or the time I awoke from unsettling dreams
in my bed into a monstrous vermin
And those three days August when my shadow
is by that of Ethel Merman
I'd to tell these stories and I'm sure you like to hear
But right now I've got to face this stranger in my
Well it was all interesting to have my doppelganger
But it was getting and I had to use the loo
So I into the mirror and then I leaned a little closer
And then I leaned a little closer and quietly said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger grabbed his chest and and wheezed and choked
And hemorrhaged and fell on the
I tried to help him but unfortunately I lacked the ability to
Through solid objects like
And if I could I don't know CPR
So I hit the lights and then walked out the door
I wait til tomorrow to shave
Or maybe I'll just give it up and grow a
Or a moustache like the guy who's inside of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my there's a dead guy on the floor
I to God that I won't see that dead guy anymore
Things like this are happening to me
If there's a moral to story
Then I'd really to hear what you think it is
(Tell me the moral me the moral
Tell me the moral me the moral)
Like if there's a stranger in your
Always know which of the room is his
(That's not a moral that's not a
Tell me the tell me the moral)
How don't ever try to shave while under fluorescent lights
You that that's a fact
(I was you would say something like
"Nothing in this is ever as it appears")
Or don't go bald fat Jewish guys
If you don't want having heart attacks
That's like it and I guess that concludes
Our overlength adventures the man in the mirror