Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to the doughnuts it was very very early
It was in the afternoon
I turned off my alarm clock and I over several
boxes and my girlfriend on the way to the bathroom
While I waiting for the lights
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
Something was up and I couldn't tell
But my got the sign there was something to see
So I shut my eyes to squeeze the
Out of the of my head but I missed my mark
The lights were on now and I couldn't
There was a stranger in the mirror and he was at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about some of figurative stranger here
No bullshit from Camus or Billy Joel
I'm not saying I didn't recognize myself in the
Or that I like the kind of person I saw
No I'm talking an actual literal kind of stranger here
Like the villain in 104 of the Flash
There was no this was not your everyday reflection
This was some middle aged Jewish guy and he had a moustache
a stranger in my mirror there's a new face on the wall
After that Newcastle incident I thought that I'd it all
Things like this are happening to me
Well I stood there looking stupid in my twenty-dollar
With my Indicator sticking in between my teeth
My eyes just opened wider when I back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his staring back in disbelief
Then I ran my finger the length of the mirror
To see if the would follow my lead
Our were in perfect synch
And I wondered just who was in control
So I my girlfriend's Lady Bic razor
And ran it down the of my face to see if he would bleed
Blood was flowing both of our cheeks
But I couldn't tell whose blood was in my bowl

I am young enough to be this old bald fat son
I've never even met an Arab and I don't own a gun
like this are always happening to me
There was that when the shopping mall devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary to stone I didn't know what to do
I scolded my basilisk from my mirrored shield
That was the same Adrian Veidt removed my intrinsic field
I had to lose
So I the lottery
It was run by Shirley
I said, "Put those stones,"
dropped my canary
I had a friend in a
Nergal said, "Get to a nunnery."
And another friend who and quoted Lovecraft
I had a girl in New City
They were all killed by the
Or the time when I awoke from unsettling
transformed in my bed a monstrous vermin
And those three days August when my shadow
is replaced by of Ethel Merman
I'd to tell these stories and I'm sure you like to hear
But right now I've got to face this stranger in my
Well it was all interesting to have my doppelganger
But it was getting and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the and then I leaned a little closer
And then I leaned a little closer still and said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger grabbed his chest and heaved and and choked
And hemorrhaged and fell on the
I tried to help him but unfortunately I lacked the ability to
Through solid objects mirrors
And even if I could I don't CPR
So I hit the lights and then quietly out the door
I could til tomorrow to shave
Or I'll just give it up and grow a beard
Or a moustache like the dead guy inside of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my mirror a dead guy on the floor
I hope to God I won't see that dead guy anymore
Things like this are always to me
If there's a to this story
Then I'd like to hear what you think it is
(Tell me the moral tell me the
Tell me the moral me the moral)
Like if there's a stranger in mirror
Always know which of the room is his
(That's not a that's not a moral
Tell me the tell me the moral)
How about don't ever try to shave under fluorescent lights
You know that's a fact
(I was you would say something like
"Nothing in this is ever as it appears")
Or don't go frightening bald fat guys
If you don't want having heart attacks
That's more it and I guess that concludes
Our adventures with the man in the mirror