Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to make the doughnuts it was very early
It was in the afternoon
I turned off my alarm clock and I stumbled over
Pizza boxes and my girlfriend on the way to the
I waiting for the fluorescent lights
To flicker on I I saw in the dark...
was up and I couldn't tell what
But my mind got the sign there was to see
So I shut my eyes to squeeze the
Out of the back of my but I missed my mark
The were on now and I couldn't ignore
There was a in the mirror and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about kind of figurative stranger here
No existential from Camus or Billy Joel
I'm not saying I recognize myself in the mirror
Or that I didn't like the kind of I saw
No I'm talking about an actual literal of stranger here
the villain in issue 104 of the Flash
There was no question this was not your reflection
This was some middle balding Jewish guy and he had a moustache
a stranger in my mirror there's a new face on the wall
After that incident I thought that I'd seen it all
Things this are always happening to me
Well I stood there looking stupid in my twenty-dollar
With my Indicator toothbrush sticking in my teeth
My eyes just opened when I looked back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his toothbrush back in disbelief
Then I ran my finger the length of the mirror
To see if the stranger would my lead
Our actions in perfect synch
And I wondered just exactly who was in
So I grabbed my Lady Bic razor
And ran it the length of my face to see if he would bleed
was flowing from both of our cheeks
But I couldn't tell blood was in my shaving bowl

I am young enough to be this old bald fat son
I've never even met an Arab and I even own a gun
like this are always happening to me
There was that time when the mall devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary turned to stone I didn't what to do
I scolded my from behind my mirrored shield
That was the week Adrian Veidt removed my intrinsic field
I had to lose
So I the lottery
It was run by Shirley
I said, "Put those stones,"
dropped my canary
I had a friend in a
said, "Get thee to a nunnery."
And another friend who stuttered and quoted
I had a in New York City
They were all killed by the
Or the time when I awoke unsettling dreams
transformed in my bed a monstrous vermin
And those three days each when my shadow
is by that of Ethel Merman
I'd love to tell these stories and I'm sure you like to
But right now got to face this stranger in my mirror
Well it was all quite interesting to my doppelganger
But it was boring and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the mirror and then I leaned a closer
And then I leaned a little closer and quietly said, "Boo!"
the stranger grabbed his chest and heaved and wheezed and choked
And hemorrhaged and on the floor
I tried to help him but unfortunately I the ability to phase
Through solid objects mirrors
And if I could I don't know CPR
So I hit the lights and quietly walked out the door
I could wait til tomorrow to
Or maybe I'll just it up and grow a beard
Or a moustache like the dead guy who's inside of my

There's a dead guy in my mirror a dead guy on the floor
I hope to God I won't see that dead guy anymore
Things like this are happening to me
If there's a moral to story
Then I'd really like to hear you think it is
(Tell me the moral me the moral
me the moral tell me the moral)
Like if a stranger in your mirror
Always know side of the room is his
(That's not a moral that's not a
Tell me the moral me the moral)
How about don't ever try to shave while under fluorescent
You know that a fact
(I was hoping you would say like
"Nothing in world is ever as it appears")
Or go frightening bald fat Jewish guys
If you don't want them heart attacks
That's like it and I guess that concludes
Our overlength adventures with the man in the