Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was to make the doughnuts it was very very early
It was 2:37 in the
I turned off my alarm clock and I over several
boxes and my girlfriend on the way to the bathroom
While I waiting for the fluorescent
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
was up and I couldn't tell what
But my mind got the sign there was to see
So I shut my to squeeze the image
Out of the back of my head but I my mark
The were on now and I couldn't ignore
There was a stranger in the mirror and he was at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about some kind of stranger here
No existential bullshit Camus or Billy Joel
I'm not saying I didn't myself in the mirror
Or that I like the kind of person I saw
No I'm talking about an literal kind of stranger here
the villain in issue 104 of the Flash
There was no this was not your everyday reflection
This was some middle aged Jewish guy and he had a moustache
There's a in my mirror there's a new face on the wall
that Newcastle incident I thought that I'd seen it all
Things like are always happening to me
Well I stood there looking stupid in my twenty-dollar
With my Indicator toothbrush sticking in between my
My eyes just opened wider when I looked in the mirror
And saw the stranger his toothbrush staring back in disbelief
Then I ran my finger down the length of the
To see if the stranger would follow my
Our were in perfect synch
And I just exactly who was in control
So I grabbed my Lady Bic razor
And ran it down the length of my face to see if he would
Blood was flowing from of our cheeks
But I couldn't tell whose blood was in my bowl

I am young enough to be this old bald fat son
I've never met an Arab and I don't even own a gun
Things like this are always to me
There was that when the shopping mall devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary turned to stone I know what to do
I my basilisk from behind my mirrored shield
That was the week Adrian Veidt removed my intrinsic field
I had nothing to
So I the lottery
It was run by Shirley
I said, "Put those stones,"
dropped my canary
I had a in a convent
Nergal said, "Get to a nunnery."
And friend who stuttered and quoted Lovecraft
I had a girl in New City
They were all by the Invunche
Or the time I awoke from unsettling dreams
transformed in my bed into a monstrous
And those three days each when my shadow
is replaced by that of Ethel
I'd love to tell these and I'm sure you like to hear
But right now I've got to face stranger in my mirror
Well it was all quite interesting to have my
But it was boring and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the and then I leaned a little closer
And then I leaned a closer still and quietly said, "Boo!"
Well the grabbed his chest and heaved and wheezed and choked
And hemorrhaged and fell on the
I tried to him but unfortunately I lacked the ability to phase
solid objects like mirrors
And even if I could I don't CPR
So I hit the lights and then quietly walked out the
I could wait til to shave
Or I'll just give it up and grow a beard
Or a like the dead guy who's inside of my mirror

There's a guy in my mirror there's a dead guy on the floor
I hope to God that I won't see dead guy anymore
Things like are always happening to me
If there's a moral to this
I'd really like to hear what you think it is
(Tell me the moral me the moral
Tell me the moral me the moral)
Like if a stranger in your mirror
know which side of the room is his
(That's not a that's not a moral
Tell me the moral me the moral)
How about don't ever try to shave while fluorescent lights
You that that's a fact
(I was hoping you would say like
"Nothing in this is ever as it appears")
Or go frightening bald fat Jewish guys
If you don't want them having attacks
more like it and I guess that concludes
Our overlength adventures with the man in the