Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to make the it was very very early
It was in the afternoon
I turned off my alarm and I stumbled over several
Pizza boxes and my on the way to the bathroom
While I for the fluorescent lights
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
Something was up and I couldn't what
But my got the sign there was something to see
So I shut my to squeeze the image
Out of the back of my head but I my mark
The lights were on now and I couldn't
was a stranger in the mirror and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about some kind of figurative stranger
No existential bullshit from Camus or Billy
I'm not saying I didn't recognize myself in the
Or that I like the kind of person I saw
No I'm talking about an actual literal of stranger here
Like the in issue 104 of the Flash
was no question this was not your everyday reflection
This was some middle aged balding guy and he had a moustache
There's a stranger in my mirror there's a new face on the
After Newcastle incident I thought that I'd seen it all
Things like are always happening to me
Well I stood looking stupid in my twenty-dollar bathrobe
With my toothbrush sticking in between my teeth
My eyes just opened wider I looked back in the mirror
And saw the with his toothbrush staring back in disbelief
Then I ran my finger down the of the mirror
To see if the stranger would follow my
Our were in perfect synch
And I wondered exactly who was in control
So I grabbed my Lady Bic razor
And ran it down the length of my to see if he would bleed
Blood was flowing both of our cheeks
But I couldn't whose blood was in my shaving bowl

I am young enough to be this old fat guy's son
I've never even met an Arab and I even own a gun
Things this are always happening to me
There was that time when the shopping mall my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary to stone I didn't know what to do
I scolded my basilisk from my mirrored shield
That was the same week Veidt removed my intrinsic field
I had to lose
So I the lottery
It was run by Jackson
I said, "Put those stones,"
Somebody my canary
I had a friend in a
said, "Get thee to a nunnery."
And another friend who stuttered and quoted
I had a girl in New York
They all killed by the Invunche
Or the time when I from unsettling dreams
transformed in my bed a monstrous vermin
And three days each August when my shadow
is by that of Ethel Merman
I'd love to tell these and I'm sure you like to hear
But right now I've got to face stranger in my mirror
Well it was all quite to have my doppelganger
But it was getting and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the mirror and then I leaned a little
And then I leaned a closer still and quietly said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger grabbed his chest and heaved and wheezed and
And hemorrhaged and on the floor
I tried to help him but I lacked the ability to phase
Through objects like mirrors
And even if I could I don't CPR
So I hit the lights and then quietly out the door
I wait til tomorrow to shave
Or maybe just give it up and grow a beard
Or a like the dead guy who's inside of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my mirror there's a dead guy on the
I hope to God that I see that dead guy anymore
Things like are always happening to me
If there's a to this story
Then I'd really like to hear you think it is
(Tell me the moral tell me the
Tell me the moral me the moral)
Like if a stranger in your mirror
Always know which side of the is his
(That's not a moral not a moral
me the moral tell me the moral)
How about don't ever try to shave while fluorescent lights
You know that's a fact
(I was you would say something like
"Nothing in world is ever as it appears")
Or go frightening bald fat Jewish guys
If you don't want them heart attacks
That's more like it and I guess concludes
Our overlength with the man in the mirror