Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to make the doughnuts it was very early
It was 2:37 in the
I turned off my clock and I stumbled over several
Pizza and my girlfriend on the way to the bathroom
While I waiting for the fluorescent
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
was up and I couldn't tell what
But my mind got the sign there was to see
So I my eyes to squeeze the image
Out of the of my head but I missed my mark
The lights on now and I couldn't ignore
was a stranger in the mirror and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking some kind of figurative stranger here
No existential bullshit Camus or Billy Joel
I'm not saying I didn't myself in the mirror
Or that I didn't the kind of person I saw
No I'm talking about an literal kind of stranger here
the villain in issue 104 of the Flash
There was no question this was not everyday reflection
This was some aged balding Jewish guy and he had a moustache
There's a stranger in my mirror there's a new face on the
After that Newcastle incident I thought I'd seen it all
Things like are always happening to me
Well I stood there looking stupid in my bathrobe
With my Indicator toothbrush sticking in my teeth
My eyes just opened wider when I looked back in the
And saw the stranger with his toothbrush staring in disbelief
I ran my finger down the length of the mirror
To see if the stranger would follow my
Our actions were in synch
And I wondered just who was in control
So I my girlfriend's Lady Bic razor
And ran it down the length of my to see if he would bleed
Blood was from both of our cheeks
But I tell whose blood was in my shaving bowl

I am young enough to be this old bald fat son
I've never met an Arab and I don't even own a gun
Things like are always happening to me
There was that when the shopping mall devoured my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary turned to stone I didn't know to do
I scolded my basilisk from my mirrored shield
That was the week Adrian Veidt removed my intrinsic field
I had nothing to
So I the lottery
It was run by Shirley
I said, "Put those stones,"
Somebody dropped my
I had a in a convent
Nergal said, "Get to a nunnery."
And friend who stuttered and quoted Lovecraft
I had a girl in New City
They were all killed by the
Or the time when I awoke from dreams
in my bed into a monstrous vermin
And those days each August when my shadow
is replaced by of Ethel Merman
I'd love to tell these stories and I'm sure you to hear
But right now got to face this stranger in my mirror
Well it was all interesting to have my doppelganger
But it was boring and I had to use the loo
So I into the mirror and then I leaned a little closer
And then I leaned a little closer and quietly said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger grabbed his chest and heaved and wheezed and
And hemorrhaged and fell on the
I tried to help him but I lacked the ability to phase
Through solid like mirrors
And even if I I don't know CPR
So I hit the lights and then quietly walked out the
I could wait til tomorrow to
Or maybe I'll just give it up and grow a
Or a moustache like the dead guy who's of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my mirror there's a dead guy on the
I to God that I won't see that dead guy anymore
Things this are always happening to me
If a moral to this story
Then I'd really like to hear what you it is
(Tell me the moral tell me the
me the moral tell me the moral)
Like if a stranger in your mirror
Always which side of the room is his
(That's not a that's not a moral
Tell me the moral me the moral)
How don't ever try to shave while under fluorescent lights
You know that a fact
(I was you would say something like
"Nothing in world is ever as it appears")
Or don't go bald fat Jewish guys
If you don't want them having attacks
That's more like it and I guess concludes
Our overlength with the man in the mirror