Luyện nghe bài hát Stranger In The Mirror

It was time to make the doughnuts it was very early
It was in the afternoon
I turned off my clock and I stumbled over several
boxes and my girlfriend on the way to the bathroom
While I for the fluorescent lights
To on I thought I saw in the dark...
was up and I couldn't tell what
But my mind got the sign there was to see
So I shut my eyes to the image
Out of the back of my but I missed my mark
The were on now and I couldn't ignore
was a stranger in the mirror and he was staring at me

Don't get me
I'm not talking about some kind of stranger here
No existential bullshit from Camus or Joel
I'm not I didn't recognize myself in the mirror
Or that I didn't like the kind of I saw
No I'm about an actual literal kind of stranger here
Like the villain in 104 of the Flash
There was no question was not your everyday reflection
This was some middle aged balding Jewish guy and he had a
There's a stranger in my mirror there's a new on the wall
After Newcastle incident I thought that I'd seen it all
Things this are always happening to me
Well I stood there looking in my twenty-dollar bathrobe
With my toothbrush sticking in between my teeth
My eyes just opened wider I looked back in the mirror
And saw the stranger with his staring back in disbelief
Then I ran my finger down the of the mirror
To see if the would follow my lead
Our actions in perfect synch
And I wondered exactly who was in control
So I grabbed my girlfriend's Lady Bic
And ran it down the length of my face to see if he would
Blood was from both of our cheeks
But I couldn't tell whose was in my shaving bowl

I am young enough to be old bald fat guy's son
I've never met an Arab and I don't even own a gun
Things like are always happening to me
There was that time when the shopping mall my Aunt Sue
And when my pet canary to stone I didn't know what to do
I my basilisk from behind my mirrored shield
That was the week Adrian Veidt removed my intrinsic field
I had to lose
So I the lottery
It was run by Shirley
I said, "Put those stones,"
dropped my canary
I had a in a convent
said, "Get thee to a nunnery."
And another who stuttered and quoted Lovecraft
I had a girl in New York
They all killed by the Invunche
Or the time I awoke from unsettling dreams
transformed in my bed into a vermin
And those three days each August my shadow
is replaced by that of Ethel
I'd love to tell these stories and I'm sure you to hear
But right now I've got to face stranger in my mirror
Well it was all quite to have my doppelganger
But it was getting and I had to use the loo
So I leaned into the and then I leaned a little closer
And then I leaned a little still and quietly said, "Boo!"
Well the stranger grabbed his chest and and wheezed and choked
And and fell on the floor
I tried to him but unfortunately I lacked the ability to phase
Through solid objects like
And even if I I don't know CPR
So I hit the lights and then walked out the door
I could wait til to shave
Or maybe I'll just give it up and a beard
Or a moustache like the dead guy inside of my mirror

There's a dead guy in my there's a dead guy on the floor
I hope to God I won't see that dead guy anymore
like this are always happening to me
If there's a moral to story
Then I'd really like to hear what you it is
(Tell me the moral tell me the
me the moral tell me the moral)
Like if there's a stranger in your
Always know side of the room is his
(That's not a moral that's not a
me the moral tell me the moral)
How about don't try to shave while under fluorescent lights
You know that that's a
(I was hoping you would say like
"Nothing in world is ever as it appears")
Or go frightening bald fat Jewish guys
If you don't them having heart attacks
That's more like it and I that concludes
Our overlength adventures the man in the mirror