Stop Hatin (skit)

Guy: Yo you know I just seen that new eve video, that thing on fire.

Girl: Who?

Guy: Eve! Bombshell. Yeah, Queen of Philadelphia.

Girl: (Raspberries) Yeah, right.

Guy: Awe con man, I know you ain hatinon that young lady.

Girl: Oh no I ain hatinI mean, she alrighthe ain all that. But- she ain
like that.

Guy: She more than alright, she just got a Grammy- talking about she alright.
She just got a Grammy.

Girl: I think that was all luck.

Guy: Awe, it no luck- luck? This fucks me up. She got 4 million records, got
all this shit poppin movies and all that shit and you from Philly standing
here talking about it luck. That crazy, that crazy. I don know who you
feeling right now, but that some crazy shit. All my niggas and all the chicks
I know back home say that she the shit. And all them cop her shit- I don know
what you talking about.

Girl: Do they ever see here, do she ever come to the hood? I don never see her
down town, down south street
Guy: 'cause she be busy, she got her shit poppin You don ever see her on South
street? She forever at Ishcabizzles. And it take 3 months and shit like that to
make movies, and 3 months albums, 3 months to tour, that nine months outa your
top hatin

Girl:Con man! I ain hatin. Con, I mean who she wanna be?

Guy: You all up here on this motherfucking corner with these motherfucking
baggy tights on, and your teeth all motherfucking yellow, sipping on some a
warm Sprit talking shit about her. She Crystal and caviar. What the fuck is you
talking about? You better stop with your 3 motherfucking extensions and 4
tracks.

Girl: Hold up, hold up.

Guy: Hold up what? What the fuck?

Girl: I know you ain just come at me like that!

Guy: Yeah, 'cause you coming at her like that!

Girl: I from the fucking hood! You fucking nappy head! Smoking cigarettes,
buying lucies from the Chinese store. You broke ass bitch. Your fucking limp
ass Tims. Con now!

Guy: Awe ain this a motherfucker.

Girl: I fucking hood! Eve don even know you, nigga!

Guy: Yeah I know you hood, you rusty nipple ring having ass motherfucker! Your
rusty ass nipple ring, and your navel navel ring, what the fuck is you talking
about?