Argument (skit)

(phone rings)
Boyfriend: Pick it up, pick it up

Eve: Relax, dawg. (Hello?, Hello?)

Boyfriend: Pick it up, you don be picking up the phone when I around lately
when I around all the time lately and all that shit, man. Shit going to your
head and all that- don forget where the fuck you came from.

Eve: Yeah, nigga and not from you, relax.

Boyfriend: You know what?

Eve: (sighs)What?

Boyfriend: e gonna have to talk about this later?

Eve: (Whispers) He on his period, yo. ( Huh, nah, Ia hit you back, Ia hit you
back, Ia hit you right back. Aight, yeah )

Boyfriend: What you say, what you say, what you say? Who that you talking all
crazy on the phone to- who was that?

Eve: Oh my god! Why is you trippin? Damn we go through this every fucking night!

Boyfriend: What do you mean very nightyou don pick up the phone sometimes,
you hiding and shit. Who was that on the phone?

Eve: Dawg, I a busy woman!

Boyfriend: You busy ever since you can back from California you all
Hollywood and shit, Diva shit and all that. Every time I gotta go through all
of this with you! You ain been acting like that!

Eve: Nigga is you for real? No that you! You acting like a girl, dawg. Why is
you acting like a broad?

Boyfriend: Hold on, hold onirst of all, watch your mouth.

Eve: What?

Boyfriend: Talking all crazy and everything like I actingnigga give you a
little extra attention, you start acting like a nigga stressing you and all
that too much.

Eve: You know what? Keep your attention, dawg...please! I get enough attention.

Boyfriend: Oh, keep my attention? See all that shit
Eve: Yeah! And in a matter of fact- Roll out!

Boyfriend: Roll out?

Eve: Yeah!

Boyfriend: Well, fuck it rolling then!