Luyện nghe bài hát Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

log-i sand keeps through the hourglass
And no way we're gonna slow it down.
You say, "We've got to treasure moment."
Who knows how long we're be around?

Yeah, you on telling me life is short,
And it's hard to disagree with you say.
But, if time is so precious why you wastin'
Cause I'm reading; always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage you send my way!

Every hoax, all those corny jokes,
Stop That Crap to Me.
Well I don't need of cringe inducing puns,
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

No, it isn't OK if you my day
some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry.
And I request a personality test.
Stop That Crap to Me

sending virus laden, bandwidth hogging attachments
To every single you know.
You're around a link to some dumb thing on You Tube
That everybody already saw 3 years ago.

And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards never that amusing to me.
And I just can't believe you believe urban legends
But I have hopes, someone'll point you towards Snopes
And debunk that junk you're spewing constantly.

No, I don't want a of chicken soup for the soul.
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
Send more top ten lists and I'll my wrists
Please, Stop That Crap to Me

Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid
And I don't want the Nieman-Marcus recipe.
Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's my brain.
Forwarding That Crap to Me

Like glittery hearts and unicorns and of some body's cat
Now tell me, in what alternate reality would I about something like that?

And, by the way, your from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin!
Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for
And I highly doubt some dead girl's kill me if I don't pass your letter along

Well I know you're wishin' I will your petition,
But, Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.
And I wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,
Just Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

And your 2 loser friends all have my address now
you never figured out the way to BCC
Now, I got to
me off of your
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me

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Stop Forwarding That to Me. (Oh, nooo)
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Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (Right NOW!)
Stop That Crap to Me.

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I'm not kidding!)
Stop That Crap to Me.
(At the risk of being repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!)
STOP! (Sending me that)
CRAP! (I want it!)
DON'T SEND IT TO ME!! SEND IT TO ME!!!!

Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (JUST STOP!)
Stop That Crap to Me. (Ohhh)
Forwarding That Crap to Me.

To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...