Luyện nghe bài hát Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

log-i sand keeps falling the hourglass
And no way we're gonna slow it down.
You say, "We've got to treasure moment."
Who knows how we're gonna be around?

Yeah, you keep on telling me is short,
And it's to disagree with what you say.
But, if time is so precious why you mine?
I'm always reading; always deleting
Every useless of garbage that you send my way!

Every stupid hoax, all those jokes,
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
Well I don't need tons of cringe puns,
Forwarding That Crap to Me.

No, it isn't OK if you my day
With some cut and pasted Hallmark poetry.
And I didn't request a test.
Stop Forwarding That to Me

You're sending laden, bandwidth hogging attachments
To every single you know.
You're passing around a link to some dumb on You Tube
That everybody else saw 3 years ago.

And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were that amusing to me.
And I just believe you believe those urban legends
But I have high hopes, someone'll point you Snopes
And debunk that junk you're spewing constantly.

No, I don't want a bowl of soup for the soul.
Stop Forwarding That to Me.
Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my
Please, Stop Forwarding That to Me

Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid
And I don't want the Nieman-Marcus recipe.
you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain.
Stop That Crap to Me

Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of body's cat
Now me, in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?

And, by the way, your quotes from Carlin aren't really George Carlin!
Mr. never fought the Viet Cong
And Bill Gates is gonna give me something for nothing
And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if I don't pass your along

Well I know wishin' I will sign your petition,
But, Stop Forwarding That to Me.
And I don't wanna read series of conspiracy theories,
Just Forwarding That Crap to Me.

And 2 million loser friends all have my address now
Cause you never out the way to BCC
Now, I got to
Take me off of
Stop That Crap to Me

Stop Forwarding That to Me.
Stop That Crap to Me.
Stop That Crap to Me.

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Just stop it now.)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (Oh, nooo)
Forwarding That Crap to Me.

Stop That Crap to Me. (I can't take it!)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (Ah, Please!)
Stop That Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding That to Me. (You gotta stop!)
Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Right NOW!)
Stop That Crap to Me.

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I'm not kidding!)
Stop That Crap to Me.
(At the risk of being slightly repetitious ask you now to STOP!)
STOP! (Sending me that)
CRAP! (I want it!)
DON'T SEND IT TO ME!! DON'T IT TO ME!!!!

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (JUST STOP!)
Stop Forwarding That to Me. (Ohhh)
Stop Forwarding That to Me.

To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...