Luyện nghe bài hát Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

log-i sand falling through the hourglass
And there's no way we're gonna it down.
You say, "We've got to each moment."
Who knows how long we're gonna be

Yeah, you keep on telling me is short,
And it's hard to disagree with you say.
But, if time is so precious why you wastin'
I'm always reading; always deleting
Every useless of garbage that you send my way!

Every hoax, all those corny jokes,
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.
Well I don't need of cringe inducing puns,
Forwarding That Crap to Me.

No, it isn't OK if you my day
With cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry.
And I didn't a personality test.
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me

You're virus laden, bandwidth hogging attachments
To every single you know.
You're passing around a link to some dumb thing on You
That everybody else saw 3 years ago.

And wacky, badly, billboards were never that amusing to me.
And I just can't believe you believe urban legends
But I have high hopes, someone'll point you towards
And debunk that crazy junk you're constantly.

No, I don't want a bowl of soup for the soul.
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.
Send more top ten lists and I'll my wrists
Please, Forwarding That Crap to Me

Well I'm sorry I accept your paranoid rant
And I don't want the cookie recipe.
Won't you kindly refrain, it's hurting my brain.
Stop Forwarding That to Me

Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of body's cat
Now tell me, in alternate reality would I care about something like that?

And, by the way, your quotes from Carlin aren't really George Carlin!
Mr. never fought the Viet Cong
And Bill Gates is never give me something for nothing
And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if I don't your letter along

Well I know you're wishin' I sign your petition,
But, Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.
And I don't wanna read series of conspiracy theories,
Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.

And your 2 million loser friends all my address now
you never figured out the way to BCC
Now, I got to
me off of your
Stop Forwarding That to Me

Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
Stop Forwarding That to Me.

Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (Just stop it now.)
Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Oh, nooo)
Stop That Crap to Me.

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I can't take it!)
Stop That Crap to Me. (Ah, Please!)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding That to Me. (You gotta stop!)
Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Right NOW!)
Stop Forwarding That to Me.

Stop That Crap to Me. (I'm not kidding!)
Stop That Crap to Me.
(At the risk of being repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!)
STOP! (Sending me that)
CRAP! (I want it!)
DON'T SEND IT TO ME!! SEND IT TO ME!!!!

Stop That Crap to Me. (JUST STOP!)
Stop That Crap to Me. (Ohhh)
Stop That Crap to Me.

To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...