Luyện nghe bài hát Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

log-i keeps falling through the hourglass
And there's no way we're slow it down.
You say, "We've got to each moment."
Who how long we're gonna be around?

Yeah, you keep on telling me is short,
And it's hard to disagree what you say.
But, if is so precious why you wastin' mine?
Cause I'm always reading; always
Every useless piece of garbage that you my way!

Every stupid hoax, all corny jokes,
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
Well I don't need tons of inducing puns,
Stop Forwarding That to Me.

No, it OK if you brighten my day
With cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry.
And I request a personality test.
Stop That Crap to Me

You're virus laden, bandwidth hogging attachments
To every person you know.
You're passing around a link to some dumb on You Tube
everybody else already saw 3 years ago.

And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were that amusing to me.
And I just can't believe you believe those legends
But I have high hopes, point you towards Snopes
And debunk crazy junk you're spewing constantly.

No, I want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
Send more top ten lists and I'll my wrists
Please, Forwarding That Crap to Me

Well I'm sorry I can't accept your rant
And I don't want the cookie recipe.
you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain.
Stop Forwarding That to Me

Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of body's cat
Now tell me, in what alternate reality would I care something like that?

And, by the way, your quotes from Carlin aren't really George Carlin!
Mr. never fought the Viet Cong
And Bill is never gonna give me something for nothing
And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if I don't pass your along

Well I know wishin' I will sign your petition,
But, Forwarding That Crap to Me.
And I wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,
Just Stop Forwarding That to Me.

And your 2 million friends all have my address now
you never figured out the way to BCC
Now, I got to
me off of your
Stop That Crap to Me

Stop Forwarding That to Me.
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
Stop Forwarding That to Me.

Stop Forwarding That to Me. (Just stop it now.)
Stop Forwarding That to Me. (Oh, nooo)
Stop That Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding That to Me. (I can't take it!)
Stop Forwarding That to Me. (Ah, Please!)
Forwarding That Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding That to Me. (You gotta stop!)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (Right NOW!)
Stop That Crap to Me.

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I'm not kidding!)
Stop Forwarding That to Me.
(At the of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!)
STOP! (Sending me that)
CRAP! (I don't it!)
SEND IT TO ME!! DON'T SEND IT TO ME!!!!

Stop Forwarding That to Me. (JUST STOP!)
Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Ohhh)
Stop That Crap to Me.

To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...