Luyện nghe bài hát Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

log-i sand falling through the hourglass
And there's no way gonna slow it down.
You say, "We've got to treasure moment."
Who knows how we're gonna be around?

Yeah, you keep on me life is short,
And it's hard to with what you say.
But, if time is so precious why you mine?
Cause I'm reading; always deleting
Every useless piece of that you send my way!

Every stupid hoax, all corny jokes,
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
Well I don't need tons of inducing puns,
Forwarding That Crap to Me.

No, it isn't OK if you my day
some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry.
And I didn't request a test.
Forwarding That Crap to Me

You're sending virus laden, bandwidth hogging
To every person you know.
passing around a link to some dumb thing on You Tube
That everybody else already saw 3 ago.

And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never amusing to me.
And I just can't believe you believe those urban
But I high hopes, someone'll point you towards Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk spewing constantly.

No, I don't want a bowl of chicken for the soul.
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
Send more top ten lists and I'll my wrists
Please, Stop Forwarding That to Me

Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid
And I don't want the Nieman-Marcus recipe.
Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's my brain.
Forwarding That Crap to Me

Like glittery hearts and unicorns and of some body's cat
Now me, in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?

And, by the way, your quotes George Carlin aren't really George Carlin!
Mr. Rogers never the Viet Cong
And Bill Gates is gonna give me something for nothing
And I highly some dead girl's gonna kill me if I don't pass your letter along

Well I know you're wishin' I sign your petition,
But, Stop That Crap to Me.
And I don't wanna read your of conspiracy theories,
Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.

And your 2 million loser friends all have my now
Cause you never out the way to BCC
Now, I got to
Take me off of
Stop Forwarding That to Me

Stop That Crap to Me.
Stop That Crap to Me.
Forwarding That Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding That to Me. (Just stop it now.)
Stop That Crap to Me. (Oh, nooo)
Forwarding That Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I take it!)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (Ah, Please!)
Forwarding That Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (You gotta stop!)
Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Right NOW!)
Stop That Crap to Me.

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I'm not kidding!)
Stop Forwarding That to Me.
(At the risk of being slightly gonna ask you now to STOP!)
STOP! (Sending me that)
CRAP! (I want it!)
DON'T IT TO ME!! DON'T SEND IT TO ME!!!!

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (JUST STOP!)
Stop That Crap to Me. (Ohhh)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...