Luyện nghe bài hát Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

log-i sand falling through the hourglass
And there's no way we're gonna it down.
You say, "We've got to each moment."
Who knows how long we're gonna be

Yeah, you keep on me life is short,
And it's to disagree with what you say.
But, if time is so precious why you wastin'
Cause I'm always reading; always
Every piece of garbage that you send my way!

Every stupid hoax, all corny jokes,
Stop Forwarding That to Me.
Well I don't tons of cringe inducing puns,
Stop Forwarding That to Me.

No, it isn't OK if you my day
some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry.
And I didn't request a test.
Forwarding That Crap to Me

You're sending virus laden, hogging attachments
To every person you know.
passing around a link to some dumb thing on You Tube
That everybody already saw 3 years ago.

And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that to me.
And I just can't believe you those urban legends
But I have hopes, someone'll point you towards Snopes
And debunk that junk you're spewing constantly.

No, I don't want a bowl of soup for the soul.
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.
Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my
Please, Stop That Crap to Me

Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid
And I don't want the Nieman-Marcus recipe.
you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain.
Stop Forwarding That to Me

Like glittery and unicorns and pictures of some body's cat
Now tell me, in what alternate reality would I care about like that?

And, by the way, your quotes from George aren't really George Carlin!
Mr. never fought the Viet Cong
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me for nothing
And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if I don't pass letter along

I know you're wishin' I will sign your petition,
But, Stop That Crap to Me.
And I don't wanna read your of conspiracy theories,
Just Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

And your 2 loser friends all have my address now
Cause you never out the way to BCC
Now, I got to
me off of your
Stop Forwarding That to Me

Stop That Crap to Me.
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
Stop That Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Just it now.)
Stop Forwarding That to Me. (Oh, nooo)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

Stop That Crap to Me. (I can't take it!)
Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Ah, Please!)
Stop That Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding That to Me. (You gotta stop!)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (Right NOW!)
Stop That Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (I'm not kidding!)
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
(At the risk of being slightly gonna ask you now to STOP!)
STOP! (Sending me that)
CRAP! (I don't it!)
DON'T SEND IT TO ME!! DON'T IT TO ME!!!!

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (JUST STOP!)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (Ohhh)
Stop That Crap to Me.

To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...