Luyện nghe bài hát Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

log-i sand keeps through the hourglass
And there's no way we're gonna it down.
You say, "We've got to each moment."
Who knows how long we're gonna be

Yeah, you keep on me life is short,
And it's hard to disagree what you say.
But, if time is so precious why you wastin'
Cause I'm always always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage you send my way!

Every stupid hoax, all corny jokes,
Forwarding That Crap to Me.
Well I don't need tons of inducing puns,
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

No, it OK if you brighten my day
With some cut and hackneyed Hallmark poetry.
And I didn't request a test.
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me

You're sending virus laden, bandwidth attachments
To every single you know.
You're passing around a link to some dumb thing on You
That else already saw 3 years ago.

And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never amusing to me.
And I just can't believe you believe urban legends
But I have high hopes, point you towards Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk spewing constantly.

No, I don't want a bowl of chicken for the soul.
Stop That Crap to Me.
Send more top ten and I'll slash my wrists
Please, Stop That Crap to Me

Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid
And I don't want the cookie recipe.
you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain.
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me

Like glittery and unicorns and pictures of some body's cat
Now tell me, in what alternate reality would I care about something that?

And, by the way, your quotes from George Carlin aren't really Carlin!
Mr. never fought the Viet Cong
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me for nothing
And I highly doubt some girl's gonna kill me if I don't pass your letter along

I know you're wishin' I will sign your petition,
But, Stop Forwarding That to Me.
And I wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,
Just Stop Forwarding That to Me.

And your 2 million friends all have my address now
Cause you figured out the way to BCC
Now, I got to
me off of your
Stop Forwarding That to Me

Stop Forwarding That to Me.
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Just stop it now.)
Stop Forwarding That to Me. (Oh, nooo)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I can't take it!)
Stop That Crap to Me. (Ah, Please!)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

Forwarding That Crap to Me. (You gotta stop!)
Stop That Crap to Me. (Right NOW!)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

Stop Forwarding That to Me. (I'm not kidding!)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.
(At the risk of being repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!)
STOP! (Sending me that)
CRAP! (I don't it!)
DON'T IT TO ME!! DON'T SEND IT TO ME!!!!

Stop Forwarding Crap to Me. (JUST STOP!)
Stop Forwarding That to Me. (Ohhh)
Stop Forwarding Crap to Me.

To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...