Hey, hey, uh, I still have a If it's ok with them, you know, there, The Dark Carnival in It's the stabbin' thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab people like folks Skinny people, any people, I chop off their My are ninja like very quickly, hey By the time you it, I'm like 3 blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy an' took his little Now I stab people an' drive I'm like putt putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the same time, what of I stab bear cages security guards in the of the neck
I love waffle house, I stab there Their so shitty an' dumpy, they don't even I stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember them Well, I cut their drummer's arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the president of I'm at a business meetin' him, lookin' at him, smilin' I jumped up an' him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, they me out through the glass
me, fuck you Fuckin' me, fuck you I need you to me, fuck you Somebody come an' help me, you
Jehovah's Witnesses, I swear man I 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm above 'em Puncture wound right to my door Come back, mothafucka, Il'l you some more
One I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got kicked out though, I had a in my spandex I Tony Schiavone, the commentator guy Before the match, I went to shake his hand but I him in the eye
I stabbed Smiley in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said relax I him again an' again, I jumped out an' ran chased me, catch me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my He twisted my arm back, I up stabbin' myself I stab drivers right through the thick glass Ginsu built to last, can you me
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to side an' all They help, they don't care Ginsu swingin'
'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all They don't help, don't care Ginsu everywhere
I saved up my money an' went an' saw the Fair stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them there I took off my thong an' I in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was me an' that was it
But so what? I was throwin' myself all over the Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I you fuckin' whore One I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass Stabbed them all in the face, that's why they masks
My newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood I drive with my lights off all the neighborhood But it's so hard to sneak because of the I hate that
I did a song with 3 6 mafia, guys are the shit We went to the an' I started rockin' it After the session, all left up out of there But I stayed behind an' stabbed the
Can you me? Fuck you You help me, fuck you I you to help me, fuck you Muthafuckin' me, fuck you
Naw, man, you, fuck you all of you, fuck you You better fuckin' help me, you me, help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around They don't help, don't care swingin' everywhere
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to side an' all They don't help, they don't swingin' everywhere