Hey, hey, uh, I still have a If it's ok with them, you know, there, The Dark Carnival in It's the whole thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I people like everyday folks Skinny people, any people, I chop off throats My are ninja like very quickly, hey By the time you it, I'm like 3 blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy an' his little truck Now I stab an' drive away I'm like putt putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the same time, of that I stab cages security guards in the back of the neck
I love waffle house, I people there so shitty an' dumpy, they don't even care I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember Well, I cut their fuckin' arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the of Island I'm at a business meetin' him, lookin' at him, smilin' I up an' stabbed him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, through me out through the glass
me, fuck you Fuckin' help me, you I need you to me, fuck you Somebody an' help me, fuck you
Jehovah's Witnesses, I swear man I 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' 'em wound victims right to my door Come back, mothafucka, Il'l you some more
One I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got kicked out though, I had a in my spandex I Tony Schiavone, the commentator guy Before the match, I went to shake his hand but I him in the eye
I Norman Smiley in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I fuckin' relax I stabbed him an' again, I jumped out an' ran chased me, catch me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my He twisted my arm back, I ended up myself I stab cabby drivers through the thick glass Ginsu built to last, can you me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to side an' all They don't help, don't care Ginsu swingin'
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around don't help, they don't care Ginsu everywhere
I saved up my money an' an' saw the Lilith Fair Started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them I off my thong an' I jumped in the pit But there any pit, it was only me an' that was it
But so what? I was myself all over the floor McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin' whore One I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass Stabbed them all in the face, that's why they masks
My newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood I drive my lights off all through the neighborhood But it's so hard to because of the muffler I hate that
I did a with 3 6 mafia, them guys are the shit We to the studio an' I started rockin' it After the session, they all up out of there But I behind an' stabbed the engineer
Can you help me? you You gotta me, fuck you I need you to me, fuck you Muthafuckin' help me, you
Naw, man, fuck you, you all of you, fuck you You better help me, fuck you Help me, me
'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin'
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to side an' all They don't help, they care Ginsu swingin'