Hey, hey, uh, I have a problem If it's ok with them, you know, there, The Dark Carnival in the whole stabbin' thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab people like everyday people, any people, I chop off their throats My stabbin's are ninja like quickly, hey By the time you it, I'm like 3 blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy an' his little truck Now I stab people an' drive away I'm putt putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the same time, of that I stab bear cages guards in the back of the neck
I love waffle house, I stab there so shitty an' dumpy, they don't even care I love people, Def Leppard, remember them Well, I cut their fuckin' arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the of Island I'm at a business with him, lookin' at him, smilin' I up an' stabbed him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, they through me out through the
me, fuck you Fuckin' me, fuck you I you to help me, fuck you Somebody come an' me, fuck you
Jehovah's Witnesses, I man I love 'em They're standin' on the knockin', I'm waitin' above 'em Puncture wound victims right to my Come back, mothafucka, Il'l you some more
One I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got out though, I had a knife in my spandex I stabbed Schiavone, the commentator guy the match, I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed Norman Smiley in the of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I fuckin' relax I stabbed him an' again, I jumped out an' ran Everybody me, catch me if you can
I to stab my own brother, bad news for my health He twisted my arm back, I ended up myself I stab cabby drivers through the thick glass Ginsu to last, can you help me
'em up, slice 'em down Side to an' all around They don't help, don't care swingin' everywhere
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to side an' all They don't help, they care Ginsu everywhere
I saved up my money an' an' saw the Lilith Fair Started stabbin' lesbians, was millions of them there I off my thong an' I jumped in the pit But wasn't any pit, it was only me an' that was it
But so what? I was throwin' all over the floor Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I you fuckin' whore One I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass Stabbed them all in the face, why they wear masks
My little newspaper runs on a tank of blood I drive with my off all through the neighborhood But it's so hard to sneak of the muffler I hate fucker
I did a song with 3 6 mafia, guys are the shit We went to the an' I started rockin' it After the session, they all left up out of But I behind an' stabbed the engineer
Can you help me? you You help me, fuck you I need you to me, fuck you help me, fuck you
Naw, man, fuck you, you Fuck all of you, you You better fuckin' help me, you me, help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around They help, they don't care Ginsu everywhere
'em up, slice 'em down Side to an' all around They don't help, they care Ginsu swingin'