Hey, hey, uh, I have a problem If it's ok with them, you know, there, The Dark Carnival in It's the whole thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I people like everyday folks people, any people, I chop off their throats My are ninja like very quickly, hey By the you feel it, I'm like 3 blocks away
I the newspaper guy an' took his little truck Now I stab people an' away I'm like putt putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the same time, of that I stab bear cages security guards in the back of the
I love waffle house, I stab there Their so shitty an' dumpy, they don't even I stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember them Well, I cut their fuckin' arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the president of I'm at a meetin' with him, lookin' at him, smilin' I jumped up an' stabbed him, but he my ass 17th floor, they me out through the glass
Help me, you Fuckin' help me, you I need you to help me, you Somebody an' help me, fuck you
Jehovah's Witnesses, I man I love 'em standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' above 'em Puncture victims right to my door Come back, mothafucka, Il'l stab you more
One I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got kicked out though, I had a in my spandex I stabbed Schiavone, the commentator guy Before the match, I to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I Norman Smiley in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said fuckin' I him again an' again, I jumped out an' ran Everybody me, catch me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad for my health He twisted my arm back, I ended up myself I stab cabby drivers through the thick glass Ginsu to last, can you help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around They help, they don't care Ginsu everywhere
'em up, slice 'em down Side to an' all around They don't help, they care Ginsu everywhere
I saved up my money an' an' saw the Lilith Fair stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them there I took off my an' I jumped in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was only me an' was it
But so what? I was myself all over the floor Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you whore One I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass Stabbed them all in the face, that's why wear masks
My little newspaper runs on a tank of blood I drive my lights off all through the neighborhood But so hard to sneak because of the muffler I hate that
I did a song with 3 6 mafia, them guys are the We went to the an' I started rockin' it After the session, all left up out of there But I stayed an' stabbed the engineer
Can you help me? you You gotta help me, you I you to help me, fuck you help me, fuck you
Naw, man, fuck you, you Fuck all of you, you You fuckin' help me, fuck you me, help me
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to side an' all They don't help, don't care swingin' everywhere
Slice 'em up, 'em down to side an' all around They help, they don't care swingin' everywhere