Hey, hey, uh, I still a problem If it's ok with them, you know, there, The Carnival in general the whole stabbin' thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab people everyday folks Skinny people, any people, I chop off throats My stabbin's are ninja like quickly, hey By the time you feel it, I'm 3 blocks away
I stabbed the guy an' took his little truck Now I stab people an' drive I'm like putt putt putt putt I do a show an' people at the same time, what of that I stab bear security guards in the back of the neck
I love waffle house, I people there so shitty an' dumpy, they don't even care I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember Well, I cut their fuckin' arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the of Island I'm at a business with him, lookin' at him, smilin' I jumped up an' him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, they through me out through the
me, fuck you Fuckin' help me, you I need you to help me, you Somebody come an' help me, you
Jehovah's Witnesses, I man I love 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm above 'em Puncture wound right to my door Come back, mothafucka, stab you some more
One I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got out though, I had a knife in my spandex I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the guy Before the match, I went to shake his hand but I him in the eye
I stabbed Norman in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said fuckin' I stabbed him an' again, I jumped out an' ran Everybody chased me, me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad for my health He twisted my arm back, I up stabbin' myself I stab cabby drivers right through the thick built to last, can you help me
Slice 'em up, 'em down to side an' all around They don't help, they don't swingin' everywhere
Slice 'em up, 'em down to side an' all around They don't help, they care Ginsu swingin'
I saved up my money an' went an' saw the Lilith Started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them I off my thong an' I jumped in the pit But there any pit, it was only me an' that was it
But so what? I was throwin' myself all over the Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin' One time I met Slipknot, I their ass Stabbed them all in the face, why they wear masks
My little newspaper truck on a tank of blood I drive with my lights off all through the But it's so hard to because of the muffler I hate fucker
I did a song with 3 6 mafia, guys are the shit We went to the studio an' I started it the session, they all left up out of there But I behind an' stabbed the engineer
Can you help me? you You gotta me, fuck you I need you to help me, you help me, fuck you
Naw, man, fuck you, you Fuck all of you, you You better help me, fuck you me, help me
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to side an' all They don't help, they don't swingin' everywhere
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to an' all around They don't help, they care Ginsu swingin'