Hey, hey, uh, I still have a If it's ok them, you know, there, them The Carnival in general It's the whole thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab people like everyday Skinny people, any people, I off their throats My stabbin's are like very quickly, hey By the time you feel it, I'm like 3 blocks
I stabbed the newspaper guy an' took his little Now I stab people an' drive away I'm like putt putt putt I do a an' stab people at the same time, what of that I bear cages security guards in the back of the neck
I waffle house, I stab people there Their so shitty an' dumpy, they even care I love people, Def Leppard, remember them Well, I cut their drummer's arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the president of I'm at a business with him, lookin' at him, smilin' I up an' stabbed him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, they through me out through the
me, fuck you Fuckin' me, fuck you I need you to me, fuck you Somebody come an' me, fuck you
Witnesses, I swear man I love 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm above 'em Puncture wound right to my door Come back, mothafucka, Il'l you some more
One time I was a wrestler, I the best I got kicked out though, I had a in my spandex I Tony Schiavone, the commentator guy Before the match, I went to shake his hand but I him in the eye
I stabbed Norman in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I fuckin' relax I him again an' again, I jumped out an' ran chased me, catch me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my He twisted my arm back, I up stabbin' myself I stab drivers right through the thick glass built to last, can you help me
Slice 'em up, 'em down to side an' all around They help, they don't care swingin' everywhere
Slice 'em up, 'em down to side an' all around They don't help, they care swingin' everywhere
I saved up my an' went an' saw the Lilith Fair Started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them I took off my thong an' I in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was me an' that was it
But so I was throwin' myself all over the floor McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin' whore One time I met Slipknot, I their ass Stabbed all in the face, that's why they wear masks
My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of I drive with my off all through the neighborhood But it's so hard to sneak because of the I that fucker
I did a with 3 6 mafia, them guys are the shit We to the studio an' I started rockin' it After the session, all left up out of there But I stayed behind an' stabbed the
Can you me? Fuck you You help me, fuck you I need you to me, fuck you Muthafuckin' help me, you
Naw, man, fuck you, you all of you, fuck you You better help me, fuck you Help me, me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to side an' all don't help, they don't care Ginsu everywhere
Slice 'em up, slice 'em to side an' all around They don't help, they don't Ginsu swingin'