Hey, hey, uh, I still have a If ok with them, you know, there, them The Dark in general It's the whole thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I people like everyday folks people, any people, I chop off their throats My stabbin's are like very quickly, hey By the you feel it, I'm like 3 blocks away
I the newspaper guy an' took his little truck Now I people an' drive away I'm like putt putt putt putt I do a show an' people at the same time, what of that I bear cages security guards in the back of the neck
I love house, I stab people there Their so shitty an' dumpy, they don't even I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember Well, I cut their drummer's arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the of Island I'm at a business meetin' with him, lookin' at him, I up an' stabbed him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, through me out through the glass
me, fuck you Fuckin' me, fuck you I need you to me, fuck you Somebody come an' me, fuck you
Witnesses, I swear man I love 'em They're on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' above 'em Puncture wound victims to my door Come back, mothafucka, Il'l stab you some
One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the I got out though, I had a knife in my spandex I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the guy Before the match, I to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed Smiley in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said relax I stabbed him an' again, I jumped out an' ran chased me, catch me if you can
I tried to my own brother, bad news for my health He twisted my arm back, I up stabbin' myself I stab cabby drivers through the thick glass built to last, can you help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em to side an' all around They help, they don't care swingin' everywhere
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to side an' all They don't help, they don't Ginsu swingin'
I up my money an' went an' saw the Lilith Fair Started lesbians, there was millions of them there I took off my an' I jumped in the pit But there any pit, it was only me an' that was it
But so what? I was throwin' myself all over the Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you whore One time I met Slipknot, I their ass Stabbed them all in the face, that's why they wear
My little newspaper truck runs on a of blood I drive my lights off all through the neighborhood But so hard to sneak because of the muffler I that fucker
I did a song with 3 6 mafia, them guys are the We went to the studio an' I started it the session, they all left up out of there But I behind an' stabbed the engineer
Can you help me? you You gotta help me, you I need you to me, fuck you help me, fuck you
Naw, man, you, fuck you Fuck all of you, you You better fuckin' me, fuck you me, help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around They don't help, they care Ginsu swingin'
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around They don't help, they don't Ginsu swingin'