Hey, hey, uh, I still a problem If it's ok them, you know, there, them The Dark Carnival in It's the stabbin' thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab people like folks Skinny people, any people, I chop off throats My stabbin's are like very quickly, hey By the time you it, I'm like 3 blocks away
I the newspaper guy an' took his little truck Now I stab people an' drive away I'm like putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the time, what of that I bear cages security guards in the back of the neck
I love waffle house, I stab there Their so an' dumpy, they don't even care I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember Well, I cut their drummer's arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the president of I'm at a business meetin' with him, lookin' at him, I up an' stabbed him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, they me out through the glass
me, fuck you Fuckin' help me, you I need you to me, fuck you Somebody an' help me, fuck you
Witnesses, I swear man I love 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' 'em Puncture wound right to my door Come back, mothafucka, stab you some more
One I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got out though, I had a knife in my spandex I Tony Schiavone, the commentator guy Before the match, I went to his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed Norman in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I fuckin' relax I him again an' again, I jumped out an' ran Everybody me, catch me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' I stab cabby drivers through the thick glass Ginsu to last, can you help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around They help, they don't care Ginsu swingin'
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to an' all around don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin'
I saved up my an' went an' saw the Lilith Fair Started lesbians, there was millions of them there I off my thong an' I jumped in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was only me an' was it
But so I was throwin' myself all over the floor Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you whore One time I met Slipknot, I their ass them all in the face, that's why they wear masks
My little newspaper truck runs on a of blood I drive my lights off all through the neighborhood But it's so hard to sneak because of the I that fucker
I did a with 3 6 mafia, them guys are the shit We went to the studio an' I rockin' it the session, they all left up out of there But I stayed an' stabbed the engineer
Can you help me? you You gotta me, fuck you I need you to help me, you Muthafuckin' me, fuck you
Naw, man, you, fuck you Fuck all of you, you You better fuckin' help me, you Help me, me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to side an' all They don't help, they don't Ginsu everywhere
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to an' all around They don't help, don't care Ginsu swingin'