Hey, hey, uh, I still have a If it's ok with them, you know, there, The Dark Carnival in the whole stabbin' thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab like everyday folks people, any people, I chop off their throats My stabbin's are ninja like quickly, hey By the time you feel it, I'm 3 blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy an' his little truck Now I stab people an' drive away I'm like putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the same time, of that I stab bear security guards in the back of the neck
I love house, I stab people there Their so shitty an' dumpy, they don't even I stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember them Well, I cut their fuckin' arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the of Island I'm at a business meetin' with him, at him, smilin' I jumped up an' him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, they me out through the glass
me, fuck you Fuckin' me, fuck you I need you to help me, you Somebody come an' help me, you
Witnesses, I swear man I love 'em They're on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' above 'em Puncture wound right to my door Come back, mothafucka, Il'l you some more
One I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the guy Before the match, I went to shake his hand but I him in the eye
I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a He was like, "What are you doing?", I said relax I stabbed him an' again, I jumped out an' ran chased me, catch me if you can
I to stab my own brother, bad news for my health He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' I stab cabby drivers right through the glass Ginsu built to last, can you me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to side an' all They don't help, they care Ginsu everywhere
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to side an' all They help, they don't care Ginsu swingin'
I saved up my money an' went an' saw the Fair Started stabbin' lesbians, there was of them there I off my thong an' I jumped in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was only me an' was it
But so what? I was myself all over the floor Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I you fuckin' whore One I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass Stabbed them all in the face, that's why wear masks
My little newspaper runs on a tank of blood I with my lights off all through the neighborhood But so hard to sneak because of the muffler I that fucker
I did a song with 3 6 mafia, guys are the shit We went to the studio an' I started it After the session, they all up out of there But I stayed behind an' the engineer
Can you me? Fuck you You gotta help me, you I need you to help me, you Muthafuckin' me, fuck you
Naw, man, fuck you, you Fuck all of you, you You better fuckin' help me, you Help me, me
'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all They don't help, don't care Ginsu everywhere
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around They don't help, they care swingin' everywhere