Hey, hey, uh, I still have a If it's ok with them, you know, there, The Dark Carnival in It's the whole stabbin' again, it's, you see, I, uh
I people like everyday folks Skinny people, any people, I off their throats My are ninja like very quickly, hey By the time you feel it, I'm 3 blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy an' took his little Now I stab people an' away I'm like putt putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the same time, what of I stab bear cages security guards in the of the neck
I love waffle house, I stab people Their so shitty an' dumpy, they don't care I stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember them Well, I cut their drummer's arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the president of I'm at a business with him, lookin' at him, smilin' I up an' stabbed him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, they through me out the glass
me, fuck you Fuckin' help me, you I need you to help me, you Somebody come an' me, fuck you
Jehovah's Witnesses, I man I love 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' 'em Puncture wound victims to my door back, mothafucka, Il'l stab you some more
One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the guy Before the match, I went to his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed Norman Smiley in the of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said relax I stabbed him an' again, I jumped out an' ran Everybody chased me, me if you can
I tried to my own brother, bad news for my health He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' I stab cabby right through the thick glass Ginsu to last, can you help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to side an' all don't help, they don't care Ginsu everywhere
'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all don't help, they don't care Ginsu everywhere
I saved up my money an' went an' saw the Fair Started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them I took off my thong an' I in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was only me an' was it
But so what? I was myself all over the floor Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I you fuckin' whore One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed ass Stabbed them all in the face, that's why they wear
My newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood I with my lights off all through the neighborhood But it's so hard to sneak because of the I that fucker
I did a song with 3 6 mafia, them are the shit We to the studio an' I started rockin' it After the session, they all up out of there But I stayed an' stabbed the engineer
Can you help me? you You gotta help me, you I need you to help me, you Muthafuckin' me, fuck you
Naw, man, fuck you, you Fuck all of you, you You fuckin' help me, fuck you Help me, me
Slice 'em up, 'em down to side an' all around They help, they don't care Ginsu swingin'
'em up, slice 'em down Side to an' all around They don't help, don't care swingin' everywhere