Hey, hey, uh, I still have a If it's ok them, you know, there, them The Dark Carnival in It's the stabbin' thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab people like folks Skinny people, any people, I off their throats My stabbin's are ninja like quickly, hey By the you feel it, I'm like 3 blocks away
I the newspaper guy an' took his little truck Now I stab people an' drive away I'm putt putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the time, what of that I stab bear cages security guards in the of the neck
I waffle house, I stab people there Their so shitty an' dumpy, don't even care I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember Well, I cut their drummer's arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the of Island I'm at a meetin' with him, lookin' at him, smilin' I jumped up an' him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, they me out through the glass
me, fuck you Fuckin' help me, you I need you to help me, you Somebody an' help me, fuck you
Witnesses, I swear man I love 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' 'em Puncture victims right to my door Come back, mothafucka, Il'l stab you more
One I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the guy Before the match, I went to his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I Norman Smiley in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said relax I stabbed him again an' again, I out an' ran Everybody chased me, me if you can
I tried to my own brother, bad news for my health He twisted my arm back, I up stabbin' myself I cabby drivers right through the thick glass built to last, can you help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em to side an' all around They help, they don't care Ginsu swingin'
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around don't help, they don't care Ginsu everywhere
I saved up my money an' an' saw the Lilith Fair Started lesbians, there was millions of them there I took off my an' I jumped in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was me an' that was it
But so what? I was throwin' myself all the floor Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin' One time I met Slipknot, I their ass them all in the face, that's why they wear masks
My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of I drive my lights off all through the neighborhood But it's so hard to because of the muffler I hate fucker
I did a song 3 6 mafia, them guys are the shit We went to the studio an' I rockin' it After the session, they all left up out of But I stayed an' stabbed the engineer
Can you me? Fuck you You help me, fuck you I need you to me, fuck you help me, fuck you
Naw, man, fuck you, you all of you, fuck you You fuckin' help me, fuck you me, help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around They don't help, don't care swingin' everywhere
Slice 'em up, 'em down to side an' all around They don't help, don't care Ginsu swingin'