Hey, hey, uh, I have a problem If ok with them, you know, there, them The Dark in general It's the whole stabbin' again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab people like folks Skinny people, any people, I off their throats My stabbin's are ninja very quickly, hey By the time you feel it, I'm like 3 blocks
I the newspaper guy an' took his little truck Now I stab people an' drive away I'm putt putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the same time, what of I stab bear cages guards in the back of the neck
I love house, I stab people there Their so shitty an' dumpy, don't even care I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember Well, I cut their fuckin' arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the president of I'm at a meetin' with him, lookin' at him, smilin' I jumped up an' stabbed him, but he my ass 17th floor, they through me out through the
me, fuck you Fuckin' me, fuck you I need you to help me, you come an' help me, fuck you
Jehovah's Witnesses, I man I love 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm above 'em Puncture wound victims to my door Come back, mothafucka, Il'l stab you some
One I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got kicked out though, I had a in my spandex I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the guy the match, I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a He was like, "What are you doing?", I said fuckin' I him again an' again, I jumped out an' ran Everybody chased me, me if you can
I to stab my own brother, bad news for my health He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' I stab cabby drivers through the thick glass built to last, can you help me
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to side an' all They don't help, don't care swingin' everywhere
Slice 'em up, slice 'em to side an' all around They don't help, they don't Ginsu swingin'
I saved up my an' went an' saw the Lilith Fair Started lesbians, there was millions of them there I off my thong an' I jumped in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was only me an' was it
But so what? I was throwin' myself all over the McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin' whore One I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass them all in the face, that's why they wear masks
My little newspaper runs on a tank of blood I drive with my lights off all the neighborhood But it's so to sneak because of the muffler I hate fucker
I did a song 3 6 mafia, them guys are the shit We went to the studio an' I rockin' it After the session, they all left up out of But I stayed behind an' stabbed the
Can you help me? you You gotta me, fuck you I need you to me, fuck you Muthafuckin' help me, you
Naw, man, you, fuck you Fuck all of you, you You fuckin' help me, fuck you me, help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around They don't help, they care Ginsu everywhere
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to side an' all They don't help, they care Ginsu everywhere