Hey, hey, uh, I still have a If it's ok with them, you know, there, The Carnival in general It's the stabbin' thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab people like everyday Skinny people, any people, I off their throats My stabbin's are like very quickly, hey By the time you feel it, I'm like 3 blocks
I stabbed the newspaper guy an' his little truck Now I stab people an' drive away I'm like putt putt putt I do a show an' stab at the same time, what of that I stab bear cages security guards in the of the neck
I love waffle house, I people there Their so shitty an' dumpy, they don't even I stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember them Well, I cut their fuckin' arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the of Island I'm at a meetin' with him, lookin' at him, smilin' I jumped up an' him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, through me out through the glass
me, fuck you Fuckin' help me, you I you to help me, fuck you come an' help me, fuck you
Jehovah's Witnesses, I man I love 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm above 'em Puncture wound victims to my door Come back, mothafucka, Il'l you some more
One time I was a wrestler, I the best I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my I stabbed Schiavone, the commentator guy Before the match, I went to his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed Norman Smiley in the of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said fuckin' I stabbed him again an' again, I out an' ran chased me, catch me if you can
I to stab my own brother, bad news for my health He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' I stab drivers right through the thick glass Ginsu built to last, can you me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to an' all around They help, they don't care Ginsu swingin'
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to side an' all They help, they don't care Ginsu swingin'
I saved up my money an' an' saw the Lilith Fair Started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of there I took off my thong an' I in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was me an' that was it
But so what? I was throwin' all over the floor Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you whore One time I met Slipknot, I their ass Stabbed them all in the face, why they wear masks
My little newspaper runs on a tank of blood I with my lights off all through the neighborhood But it's so hard to because of the muffler I hate that
I did a song with 3 6 mafia, guys are the shit We went to the studio an' I rockin' it After the session, all left up out of there But I behind an' stabbed the engineer
Can you me? Fuck you You gotta me, fuck you I need you to help me, you Muthafuckin' help me, you
Naw, man, you, fuck you Fuck all of you, you You fuckin' help me, fuck you me, help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em to side an' all around They don't help, they don't Ginsu swingin'
'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin'