Hey, hey, uh, I still a problem If it's ok them, you know, there, them The Carnival in general It's the whole thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab like everyday folks Skinny people, any people, I chop off their My stabbin's are ninja like quickly, hey By the time you it, I'm like 3 blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy an' took his truck Now I stab people an' drive away I'm like putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the same time, of that I stab bear cages security guards in the of the neck
I love waffle house, I stab people so shitty an' dumpy, they don't even care I stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember them Well, I cut their fuckin' arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the president of I'm at a business meetin' with him, at him, smilin' I jumped up an' stabbed him, but he my ass 17th floor, they me out through the glass
Help me, you Fuckin' me, fuck you I need you to me, fuck you Somebody come an' me, fuck you
Jehovah's Witnesses, I swear man I 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' 'em Puncture wound victims right to my Come back, mothafucka, Il'l stab you more
One time I was a wrestler, I the best I got out though, I had a knife in my spandex I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the guy the match, I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I Norman Smiley in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said fuckin' I stabbed him again an' again, I out an' ran chased me, catch me if you can
I to stab my own brother, bad news for my health He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' I stab cabby drivers right the thick glass Ginsu built to last, can you me
'em up, slice 'em down Side to an' all around They don't help, they don't Ginsu swingin'
Slice 'em up, slice 'em to side an' all around They don't help, they care swingin' everywhere
I saved up my money an' an' saw the Lilith Fair Started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of there I took off my thong an' I in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was me an' that was it
But so what? I was throwin' all over the floor McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin' whore One I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass Stabbed all in the face, that's why they wear masks
My little newspaper truck on a tank of blood I drive with my lights off all through the But it's so to sneak because of the muffler I hate fucker
I did a song with 3 6 mafia, them guys are the We to the studio an' I started rockin' it After the session, all left up out of there But I stayed an' stabbed the engineer
Can you help me? you You help me, fuck you I need you to help me, you help me, fuck you
Naw, man, you, fuck you all of you, fuck you You better help me, fuck you Help me, me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em to side an' all around They help, they don't care Ginsu everywhere
Slice 'em up, slice 'em to side an' all around They don't help, they care Ginsu swingin'