Hey, hey, uh, I have a problem If ok with them, you know, there, them The Dark in general the whole stabbin' thing again, it's, you see, I, uh
I stab people like everyday Skinny people, any people, I chop off throats My stabbin's are like very quickly, hey By the you feel it, I'm like 3 blocks away
I stabbed the guy an' took his little truck Now I stab people an' drive away I'm putt putt putt putt I do a show an' stab at the same time, what of that I bear cages security guards in the back of the neck
I waffle house, I stab people there Their so an' dumpy, they don't even care I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember Well, I cut fuckin' drummer's arm off, you can ask him
Leo Owen, the of Island I'm at a business meetin' with him, at him, smilin' I jumped up an' him, but he kicked my ass 17th floor, through me out through the glass
me, fuck you Fuckin' me, fuck you I you to help me, fuck you Somebody an' help me, fuck you
Witnesses, I swear man I love 'em They're on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' above 'em wound victims right to my door Come back, mothafucka, Il'l you some more
One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the I got kicked out though, I had a in my spandex I stabbed Schiavone, the commentator guy Before the match, I went to his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed Norman in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said fuckin' I stabbed him again an' again, I out an' ran chased me, catch me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my He twisted my arm back, I up stabbin' myself I stab cabby drivers right through the glass built to last, can you help me
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to side an' all don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin'
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to side an' all They don't help, they care Ginsu swingin'
I saved up my money an' an' saw the Lilith Fair Started stabbin' lesbians, was millions of them there I off my thong an' I jumped in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was me an' that was it
But so I was throwin' myself all over the floor Sarah was on stage, I said you fuckin' whore One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed ass Stabbed them all in the face, that's why they wear
My little newspaper runs on a tank of blood I drive with my off all through the neighborhood But it's so hard to because of the muffler I that fucker
I did a with 3 6 mafia, them guys are the shit We went to the studio an' I rockin' it the session, they all left up out of there But I behind an' stabbed the engineer
Can you help me? you You gotta help me, you I need you to help me, you Muthafuckin' help me, you
Naw, man, fuck you, you Fuck all of you, you You better fuckin' me, fuck you Help me, me
Slice 'em up, 'em down Side to an' all around don't help, they don't care Ginsu everywhere
Slice 'em up, slice 'em Side to side an' all They help, they don't care swingin' everywhere