Red on my blue collar. An' her number in black eye liner on a napkin in my back pocket She found it there right before she washed it
Well, I started back-steppin', stumblin', Tellin' her where I'd an' how she was just a friend She said, "You know I know that the truth But if that's the you're stickin' to, yeah"
Well, you can it where the sun don't shine Gonna her advice an' hitch me a ride We'll drive to that waterin' hole Where the beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little an' lime (Suck a salt an' lime) Under that light Gonna my sorry behind An stick it, where the sun shine Have me a time
Hey Got a call from "Hey, bro, your wardrobe's throwed all the lawn There's a lot of black comin' from your bass boat An' your ol' lady's cussin' an' on"
So I told Woodrow, "Put her on the 'phone" He said, "I can't bro, got me in a choke hold Doin' that tie, bro, I she broke my elbow" "Hello? Hello?" "Oh, is you, baby? Do what?"
She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine" Gonna take her an' stay all night Sit back down at waterin' hole Where the beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a salt an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) Under that neon Gonna take my behind An' it, where the sun don't shine An' have me a good
She said, "Stick it where the sun shine" Gonna her advice an' stay all night Sit back down at this waterin' Where the cold beer flows an' the gold
a little salt an' lime (Suck a salt an' lime) that neon light Gonna take my sorry An' stick it, where the sun don't An' me a good time
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm gonna take her advice an' all night) it where the sun don't shine (Sit down at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Hey, bartender, you to pour me another one An' it real strong
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm gonna take her an' stay all night) I bet ol' Woodrow be here any minute now gonna need one too (Sit back down at waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Ah hell, just bring me the bottle Looks like I'm gonna be a while
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) Woodrow right now Oh, man, that looks bad (Sit back down at this hole) (Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold) Whoo! Your elbow supposed to bend that
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm gonna take her advice an' all night) "Hey brother, did you get all my I might need a place to stay to for a while" (Sit back at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold) She's damn tough, she?
Stick it, the sun don't shine