Red lipstick on my collar. An' her in Maybelline black eye liner Written on a napkin in my back She found it right there before she washed it
Well, I back-steppin', stumblin', stutterin' Tellin' her where I'd an' how she was just a friend She said, "You know I know ain't the truth But if the story you're stickin' to, yeah"
Well, you can stick it the sun don't shine Gonna take her an' hitch me a ride We'll drive back to that waterin' Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's
a little salt an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) Under that light Gonna my sorry behind An stick it, the sun don't shine Have me a good
Hey Got a from Woodrow "Hey, bro, your wardrobe's throwed all the lawn There's a lot of black smoke comin' from your bass An' ol' lady's cussin' an' a-carryin' on"
So I told Woodrow, "Put her on the 'phone" He said, "I can't bro, she's got me in a choke that tie, bro, I think she broke my elbow" "Hello? Hello?" "Oh, is you, baby? Do what?"
She said, "Stick it where the sun shine" Gonna take her advice an' all night Sit down at this waterin' hole Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt an' (Suck a salt an' lime) that neon light Gonna take my sorry An' stick it, where the sun shine An' have me a time
She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine" Gonna take her advice an' stay all Sit back down at this hole Where the beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt an' (Suck a little an' lime) Under that light Gonna my sorry behind An' stick it, where the sun don't An' have me a time
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm gonna take her an' stay all night) it where the sun don't shine (Sit back down at this hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Hey, bartender, want you to me another one An' make it real
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm gonna take her advice an' all night) I bet ol' Woodrow be here any minute now He's gonna one too (Sit back at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold) Ah hell, just me the whole bottle like I'm gonna be here a while
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) Woodrow right now Oh, damn man, looks bad (Sit back at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold) Whoo! elbow supposed to bend that way?
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) "Hey brother, did you get all my I might need a place to to stay for a while" (Sit back down at this hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) She's damn tough, she?
it, where the sun don't shine