Red on my blue collar. An' her number in black eye liner Written on a napkin in my back She found it right right before she washed it
Well, I started back-steppin', stumblin', her where I'd been an' how she was just a friend She said, "You know I know ain't the truth But if that's the story you're to, yeah"
Well, you can stick it the sun don't shine Gonna take her an' hitch me a ride We'll drive back to waterin' hole Where the beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little an' lime (Suck a salt an' lime) that neon light Gonna take my sorry An stick it, the sun don't shine Have me a time
Hey Got a call from "Hey, bro, your wardrobe's throwed all over the a lot of black smoke comin' from your bass boat An' your ol' lady's an' a-carryin' on"
So I Woodrow, "Put her on the cell 'phone" He said, "I can't bro, got me in a choke hold that tie, bro, I think she broke my elbow" "Hello? Hello?" "Oh, is that you, Do what?"
She said, "Stick it where the sun shine" Gonna take her advice an' stay all Sit back down at this waterin' Where the cold beer flows an' the gold
Suck a little salt an' (Suck a salt an' lime) Under that neon Gonna my sorry behind An' it, where the sun don't shine An' have me a good
She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine" Gonna take her advice an' all night Sit back down at waterin' hole Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a salt an' lime (Suck a salt an' lime) Under that neon Gonna take my sorry An' stick it, where the sun shine An' have me a time
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm gonna her advice an' stay all night) Stick it the sun don't shine (Sit back down at this hole) (Where the beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold) Hey, bartender, want you to pour me one An' make it strong
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm gonna take her advice an' all night) I bet ol' Woodrow should be any minute now He's need one too (Sit back down at this hole) (Where the cold beer flows an' the gold) Ah hell, bring me the whole bottle Looks like I'm gonna be a while
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm gonna take her advice an' all night) There's right now Oh, damn man, looks bad (Sit back at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Whoo! Your elbow supposed to bend way?
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) "Hey brother, did you get all my I might need a to stay to stay for a while" (Sit back down at waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer flows an' the gold) damn tough, ain't she?
Stick it, the sun don't shine