Red on my blue collar. An' her number in Maybelline black eye on a napkin in my back pocket She found it there right before she washed it
Well, I back-steppin', stumblin', stutterin' Tellin' her I'd been an' how she was just a friend She said, "You know I know that the truth But if that's the you're stickin' to, yeah"
Well, you can stick it where the sun don't Gonna take her advice an' hitch me a We'll drive back to that hole Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's
Suck a little salt an' (Suck a little an' lime) Under neon light take my sorry behind An stick it, where the sun don't Have me a good
Hey Got a call Woodrow "Hey, bro, wardrobe's throwed all over the lawn There's a lot of black comin' from your bass boat An' your ol' lady's an' a-carryin' on"
So I told Woodrow, "Put her on the 'phone" He said, "I bro, she's got me in a choke hold Doin' that tie, bro, I think she my elbow" "Hello? Hello?" "Oh, is you, baby? Do what?"
She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine" Gonna take her advice an' stay all Sit back at this waterin' hole Where the beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) that neon light Gonna my sorry behind An' stick it, the sun don't shine An' me a good time
She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine" Gonna take her advice an' stay all Sit down at this waterin' hole Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a salt an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) that neon light Gonna take my sorry An' it, where the sun don't shine An' have me a good
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm gonna take her an' stay all night) Stick it where the sun don't (Sit down at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Hey, bartender, want you to pour me one An' make it strong
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm gonna her advice an' stay all night) I bet ol' Woodrow should be here any now gonna need one too (Sit back at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Ah hell, just bring me the whole Looks I'm gonna be here a while
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) There's right now Oh, damn man, looks bad (Sit back down at this hole) (Where the cold beer flows an' the gold) Whoo! Your supposed to bend that way?
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) "Hey brother, did you get all my I might a place to stay to stay for a while" (Sit back at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer flows an' the gold) damn tough, ain't she?
Stick it, where the sun don't