Red on my blue collar. An' her number in Maybelline black eye Written on a napkin in my pocket She found it right right before she washed it
Well, I back-steppin', stumblin', stutterin' Tellin' her I'd been an' how she was just a friend She said, "You know I know that the truth But if the story you're stickin' to, yeah"
Well, you can it where the sun don't shine take her advice an' hitch me a ride We'll drive back to that hole Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) Under that neon Gonna my sorry behind An stick it, where the sun shine Have me a time
Hey Got a call from "Hey, bro, your wardrobe's all over the lawn There's a lot of smoke comin' from your bass boat An' your ol' cussin' an' a-carryin' on"
So I told Woodrow, "Put her on the 'phone" He said, "I can't bro, she's got me in a choke Doin' tie, bro, I think she broke my elbow" "Hello? Hello?" "Oh, is you, baby? Do what?"
She said, "Stick it where the sun shine" Gonna her advice an' stay all night Sit back down at this hole Where the beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little an' lime (Suck a salt an' lime) that neon light Gonna take my sorry An' stick it, where the sun shine An' have me a time
She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine" Gonna her advice an' stay all night Sit back down at waterin' hole Where the beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little an' lime (Suck a salt an' lime) Under neon light Gonna take my behind An' stick it, where the sun shine An' have me a time
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm gonna take her advice an' all night) Stick it where the sun shine (Sit back at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Hey, bartender, you to pour me another one An' it real strong
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm gonna take her advice an' all night) I bet ol' Woodrow should be any minute now He's gonna one too (Sit back at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Ah hell, just bring me the bottle like I'm gonna be here a while
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) There's Woodrow now Oh, damn man, that bad (Sit back down at this hole) (Where the cold beer flows an' the gold) Whoo! Your elbow to bend that way?
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm gonna her advice an' stay all night) "Hey brother, did you get all my I need a place to stay to stay for a while" (Sit down at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer flows an' the gold) She's damn tough, she?
Stick it, where the sun shine