Red on my blue collar. An' her number in Maybelline black eye Written on a in my back pocket She found it right there before she washed it
Well, I back-steppin', stumblin', stutterin' Tellin' her where I'd an' how she was just a friend She said, "You know I that ain't the truth But if the story you're stickin' to, yeah"
Well, you can stick it the sun don't shine Gonna take her advice an' hitch me a We'll drive back to that waterin' Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's
Suck a little salt an' (Suck a little an' lime) Under that neon Gonna take my behind An stick it, the sun don't shine Have me a time
Hey Got a call from "Hey, bro, wardrobe's throwed all over the lawn There's a lot of black smoke from your bass boat An' your ol' lady's an' a-carryin' on"
So I told Woodrow, "Put her on the 'phone" He said, "I can't bro, got me in a choke hold Doin' tie, bro, I think she broke my elbow" "Hello? Hello?" "Oh, is that you, Do what?"
She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine" Gonna take her an' stay all night Sit back down at this hole Where the beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) Under that light Gonna my sorry behind An' stick it, the sun don't shine An' have me a good
She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine" take her advice an' stay all night Sit back down at waterin' hole Where the cold beer flows an' the gold
Suck a salt an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) that neon light Gonna take my behind An' it, where the sun don't shine An' have me a good
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm gonna take her advice an' all night) Stick it the sun don't shine (Sit down at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Hey, bartender, want you to me another one An' it real strong
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm gonna take her advice an' all night) I bet ol' Woodrow should be any minute now He's gonna one too (Sit down at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Ah hell, bring me the whole bottle Looks like I'm gonna be a while
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm gonna take her advice an' all night) There's right now Oh, man, that looks bad (Sit down at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold) Whoo! Your elbow supposed to bend that
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) "Hey brother, did you get all my I might need a place to to stay for a while" (Sit down at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold) She's damn tough, ain't
Stick it, the sun don't shine