Red on my blue collar. An' her number in black eye liner on a napkin in my back pocket She it right there right before she washed it
Well, I started back-steppin', stumblin', Tellin' her where I'd been an' how she was a friend She said, "You know I know that ain't the But if that's the story you're to, yeah"
Well, you can stick it where the sun don't Gonna take her advice an' hitch me a drive back to that waterin' hole Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold
a little salt an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) that neon light Gonna take my sorry An stick it, the sun don't shine Have me a time
Hey Got a from Woodrow "Hey, bro, your throwed all over the lawn There's a lot of black smoke from your bass boat An' your ol' cussin' an' a-carryin' on"
So I Woodrow, "Put her on the cell 'phone" He said, "I can't bro, she's got me in a choke Doin' that tie, bro, I she broke my elbow" "Hello? Hello?" "Oh, is that you, Do what?"
She said, "Stick it where the sun shine" Gonna take her advice an' all night Sit down at this waterin' hole Where the cold beer flows an' the gold
a little salt an' lime (Suck a little an' lime) that neon light Gonna my sorry behind An' it, where the sun don't shine An' have me a time
She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine" Gonna take her an' stay all night Sit back down at waterin' hole Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's
a little salt an' lime (Suck a salt an' lime) Under that neon Gonna my sorry behind An' stick it, where the sun shine An' me a good time
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) it where the sun don't shine (Sit back down at waterin' hole) (Where the cold flows an' the Cuervo's gold) Hey, bartender, want you to me another one An' make it strong
(She said, "Stick it the sun don't shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) I bet ol' Woodrow be here any minute now He's need one too (Sit back down at waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer flows an' the gold) Ah hell, bring me the whole bottle Looks like I'm be here a while
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm take her advice an' stay all night) Woodrow right now Oh, damn man, looks bad (Sit down at this waterin' hole) (Where the cold beer an' the Cuervo's gold) Whoo! Your elbow to bend that way?
(She said, "Stick it where the sun shine") (I'm gonna her advice an' stay all night) "Hey brother, did you get all my I might need a to stay to stay for a while" (Sit back at this waterin' hole) (Where the beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold) She's damn tough, she?
Stick it, where the sun shine