Steve

if I had a dog his name would be Steve
and at the end of the day he'd be waiting for me
and he would listen and I would teach
and at the end of two years he would learn how to speak

he'd say
Ean
can I
borrow the car tonight
there's a
a dog
down the street that I kind of like

and so everywhere I would go there would be Steve
and on a Sunday afternoon quarter past three
we'd be reading the papers and drinking green tea
when Steve would take of his glasses and look straight at me

he'd say
Ean
can you
hand me section two
Steven
you know
I'd do anything for you