My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a room full of posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your fan is Stan
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, you still called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for That's my little brother man, he's six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you write back See I'm like you in a way I never knew my father He used to always on my mom and beat her I can relate to what saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man I'll be the biggest fan ever lose yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together too
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could it'll all be Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans" This will be the last I ever send your ass It's six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka You dare me to You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And when you dream I you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And here's an autograph for your I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally to diss you But this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is You got some issues Stan, I think you some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be That type of shit make me not want us to meet each other I think you and your girlfriend need each other Or maybe you need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' fine If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!