My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad not so bad
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray Put picture on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan is Stan
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could it'll all be Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four hours and you said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write See I'm just you in a way I never my father neither He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what you're saying in your So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm I got a tattoo of your name across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you But she don't you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Or Write My Fans" This will be the last package I ever your ass been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka You dare me to You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he him? That's kinda how is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the But I slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray Put picture on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Stan, I to write you sooner but I just been busy You your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really you would call your daughter that And here's an autograph for your I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally to diss you But what's this shit you said about you to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is You got some issues Stan, I think you need some To help your ass from bouncing off the when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each Or maybe you just need to treat her I you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I that you'll be doin' just fine If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some shit I seen this one on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!