My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could it'll all be Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad not so bad
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two letters back in autumn, you not-a got 'em probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I have a daughter, what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend himself over some bitch who didn't want him I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't talk to me outside your concert You have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd you you would write back See I'm just you in a way I never knew my father He to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can to what you're saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on 'Cause I really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your across the chest Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk you 24/7 But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together too
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans" This be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I deserve it? I know you got my two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of You me to drive? You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he him? That's how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And when you dream I hope you sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the But I slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad not so bad
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And here's an autograph for your I wrote it on the cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, on, how fucked up is you? You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the when you get down some And what's this shit about us to be together? That type of shit make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each Or maybe you just need to her better I you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!