My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my phone at the bottom I sent two back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call I'm a name her I read about your Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit you did with Skam I got a room of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you answer fans If you didn't wanna to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four hours and you said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' He wants to be just like you man, he likes you than I do I ain't mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you it My jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you call me man, be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the last I ever send your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of pictures off the wall I you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope your conscience at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter And an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your too? I say that just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit us meant to be together? type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or maybe you need to treat her better I hope you get to this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do crazy shit I seen one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!