My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, what I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I read about Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your man I the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't fans If you didn't wanna talk to me your concert You didn't have to, but you signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you than I do I ain't mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of name across the chest Sometimes I cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk you 24/7 But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She don't what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I ever send ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You me to drive? You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a he found him? That's how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I ripped all of pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I didn't her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I been busy You said your girlfriend's now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the when you get down some And this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each I really think you and your need each other Or maybe you just need to her better I hope you get to read this letter, I hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be just fine If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!