My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There probably was a problem at the post or somethin' I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read about Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your fan I even got the shit that you did with Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't have to, but you coulda an autograph for Matthew That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what you're in your songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the package I ever send your ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I all of your pictures off the wall I you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to you sooner but I just been busy You said girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that And here's an autograph for brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you said you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get some And what's shit about us meant to be together? That of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend each other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I just don't want you to do crazy shit I seen this one shit on the a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!