My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I left my cell, my pager, and my phone at the bottom I sent two back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, guess I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read about your Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit you did with Skam I got a room full of your and your pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you answer fans If you didn't talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four hours and you said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you than I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I knew my father neither, He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can to what you're saying in your songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit so that shit helps when I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a he found him? That's kinda how this is, you a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You ruined it now, I you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I been busy You said your girlfriend's now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call daughter that And here's an for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is You got some Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get some And what's this about us meant to be together? type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your need each other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be just fine If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy I seen one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!