My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan I got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's only six old We waited in the cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to you're saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one She don't know what it was like for people us growin' up, you gotta call me man, be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too To Call Or Write My Fans", will be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a that other guy from drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a letter or a call I you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't you 'Cause if she suffocates suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I to send this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you but I just been busy You said your pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally to diss you But what's shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I you need some counseling To help ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's shit about us meant to be together? That type of will make me not want us to meet each other I really you and your girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just need to her better I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I just don't you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple ago that made me sick Some was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!