My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man your daughter? My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call I'm a name her I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm I had a friend kill himself some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a room of your posters and your pictures man I like the you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't fans If you didn't wanna to me outside your concert You have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you than I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I knew my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I ever your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You me to drive? You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy drowning But didn't, Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you about it And when you I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that And here's an for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I you need some counseling To your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or maybe you need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in Before you hurt yourself, I think you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do crazy shit I seen this one on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!