My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but ain't callin' I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a name her I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a room full of posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you signed an autograph for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just like bein' lied to Remember we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always on my mom and beat her I can relate to what saying in your songs So I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you call me man, be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too To Call Or Write My Fans", This be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, at a a show he found him? That's kinda how is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a letter or a call I hope you I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you about it And you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you but I just been busy You your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call daughter that And here's an autograph for brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I see you at the show, I must of missed you think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is You got some issues Stan, I you need some counseling To your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to each other I really think you and girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just need to her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in Before you hurt yourself, I that you'll be doin' just fine If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I just want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that me sick dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!