My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a name her I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a I mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an for Matthew That's my little brother man, only six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For four hours and you said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I knew my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what you're in your songs So when I have a day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I about you 24/7 But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta me man, I'll be the fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", will be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy from But didn't, Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope your conscience at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that And here's an autograph for brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some To help your ass from off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be That type of shit will make me not want us to each other I really you and your girlfriend need each other Or maybe you need to treat her better I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I just don't want you to do some shit I seen this one shit on the a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!