My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my phone at the bottom I sent two back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post or somethin' I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man your daughter? My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call I'm a her Bonnie I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a room of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't fans If you wanna talk to me outside your concert You have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I never knew my neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what you're in your songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I ever your ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you about it I your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I to send this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter And here's an for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I see you at the show, I must of missed you think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you some counseling To your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this about us meant to be together? That of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your need each other Or maybe you just to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that be doin' just fine If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy I seen this one on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!