My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I have a daughter, guess I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm I had a friend kill over some bitch who didn't want him I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a room full of your and your pictures man I the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer If you wanna talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you write back, See I'm just you in a way I never knew my neither, He to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in songs So when I have a shitty day, I away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the last I ever send your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I to send this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call daughter that And here's an autograph for brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down And this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each Or maybe you just need to her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' fine If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago made me sick dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!