My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's daughter? My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a name her I about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself some bitch who didn't want him I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a room full of your and your pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a I ain't mad, I just think it's up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't have to, but you coulda an autograph for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four hours and you said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you than I do I ain't mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I knew my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to you're saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of name across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the package I ever send your ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You me to drive? You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me drowning Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you but I just been busy You said your pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter And here's an for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally to diss you But what's this shit you said about you to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, on, how fucked up is you? You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be That type of shit make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy I seen this one shit on the news a couple ago that made me sick dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!