Luyện nghe bài hát Southern Air

Southern Air, Air
If you're down to Dixie you won't find a cheaper fair
Southern Air, Air
Yeah they'll treat you like
but you better time to spare.

(Spoken)

Yeah, there I was. I'd just stepped on board flight number 78492100976 5432 82765....7. Flying non stop from Heyhiward, Georgia to Yazoo City, Mississippi. Done bought me one of them ultra super saver center sleep tickets. Set down there between a duck and a Ledbetter. Fella tried to talk to me, couldn't understand a word he was sayin, sounded like a log truck. Duck didnt say nothin. All of a sudden I hear this voice comin in over the intracom...

Capt Clower: This is Capt Jerry Clower. Whooo! I wanta welcome all y'all to Southern Air. We'll be ready for takeoff shortly, just as soon as they clear the runway.

(Mooing)

was a gun rack in the cockpit
It all I'd ever seen
had complimentary copies of Mechanics Magazine
We peeled on the runway,
Looking out my screen
I saw an et more possum sticker
Stuck out on the

Air, Southern Air
Flying high over
Going where no dare
Southern Air, Southern Air
Yeah take you to your kinfolks
But you better time to spare.

Spoken: Yeah, there I was. must have been 500 feet them pine trees. Duck had done fainted on takeoff. Had his little head layin on my arm there, his little tongue just all hangin out. We flew past Stone Mountain, crossed that Alabama state line, got so close to Enterprise you could almost see that Boll Weevil wine. This I heard this sharp ringin in my ear...

Stewardess: Howw Deee! My name is Miss Pearl and I'll be your stewardess for the duration of this flight. As you can see Capt Clower has turned off the NO CHEWIN sign. Now y'all feel free to kick your shoes off, get up, roam around, get to know your neighbors. Right now I just want to get to know this good looking, handsome young of man right cheer...

She served Nehis, Moon Pies, of butter beans. Gone with the Wind was skippin on that movie screen
While Marcelle, Claudelle, Raynell,
Clovis and Eugene were all taking turns at the
Turnin out ice cream.

Air, we're Southern Air
Flying high over
Country in the air
Air, Southern Air
If you're dyin to see your
you better have time to spare.

Spoken: Yeah, there I was. That Miss Pearl was givin me more attention then she did that first class passenger. Kept showin me all the new safety tips and playin with my seatbelt. Got me so nervous I dropped my last piece of pecan pie on that duck's head. That little feller come to and jumped up a-quacking and a-squallin, didnt know where he WAS. Started runnin up and down the aisle, tripped over the ice cream freezer, stepped in Marcelle's sweet potatas and flew out the screen door and was GONE! Nuthin but feathers. Then I heard that voice again comin in over the intracom...

Capt. Clower: I can see Yazoo City from HEAH! Whoo! Now don't y'all fret about that landin none, I got up this mornin and put on a brand new set of them big foot MUD grippin tires.

Through or shine, we stayed behind
Lord it was quite a
How that duck us to Yazoo
Well i guess never know
And that girl they called Miss Pearl
Just let me go
that Captain kept on talkin on his 2 way radio

Southern Air, Air

Capt Clower: Uncle Mercy! Can you get cows off the runway?

(Mooing)