Luyện nghe bài hát Southern Air

Southern Air, Air
If you're flying down to Dixie you won't find a cheaper
Air, Southern Air
Yeah treat you like kinfolks
but you better have to spare.

(Spoken)

Yeah, there I was. I'd just stepped on board flight number 78492100976 5432 82765....7. Flying non stop from Heyhiward, Georgia to Yazoo City, Mississippi. Done bought me one of triple ultra super saver center sleep tickets. Set down there between a duck and a Ledbetter. Fella tried to talk to me, couldn't understand a word he was sayin, sounded like a log truck. Duck didnt say nothin. All of a sudden I hear this voice comin in over the intracom...

Capt Clower: This is Capt Jerry Clower. Whooo! I wanta welcome all y'all to Southern Air. We'll be ready for takeoff shortly, just as soon as they clear the runway.

(Mooing)

There was a gun in the cockpit
It beat all I'd seen
They had complimentary copies of Mechanics
We rubber on the runway,
out my window screen
I saw an et more bumper sticker
Stuck out on the

Air, Southern Air
Flying high over
Going where no dare
Southern Air, We're Air
we'll take you to your kinfolks
But you better time to spare.

Spoken: Yeah, there I was. must have been 500 feet them pine trees. Duck had done fainted on takeoff. Had his little head layin on my arm there, his little tongue just all hangin out. We flew past Stone Mountain, crossed that Alabama state line, got so close to Enterprise you could almost see that Boll Weevil wine. This I heard this sharp ringin in my ear...

Stewardess: Howw Deee! My name is Miss Pearl and I'll be your stewardess for the duration of this flight. As you can see Capt Clower has turned off the NO CHEWIN sign. Now y'all feel free to kick your shoes off, get up, roam around, get to know your neighbors. Right now I just want to get to know this good looking, handsome young hunk of man cheer...

She served Nehis, Moon Pies, bowls of butter beans. with the Wind was skippin on that movie screen
Marcelle, Claudelle, Raynell, Eunell
Clovis and Eugene were all taking turns at the
out peach ice cream.

Southern Air, Southern Air
high over Dixie
Country in the air
Air, Southern Air
If you're dyin to see kinfolks
Well you have time to spare.

Spoken: Yeah, there I was. That Miss Pearl was givin me more attention then she did that first class passenger. Kept showin me all the new safety tips and playin with my seatbelt. Got me so nervous I dropped my last piece of pie right on that duck's head. That little feller come to and jumped up a-quacking and a-squallin, didnt know where he WAS. Started runnin up and down the aisle, tripped over the ice cream freezer, stepped in Marcelle's sweet potatas and flew out the screen door and was GONE! Nuthin but feathers. Then I heard that voice again comin in over the intracom...

Capt. Clower: I can see Yazoo City from HEAH! Whoo! Now don't fret about that landin none, I got up early this mornin and put on a brand new set of them big foot MUD grippin tires.

Through or shine, we stayed behind
it was quite a show
How that beat us to Yazoo
Well i guess I'll know
And moony girl they called Miss Pearl
wouldnt let me go
While that kept on talkin on his 2 way radio

Air, Southern Air

Capt Clower: Uncle Mercy! Can you get cows off the runway?

(Mooing)