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Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the Order a rapper for lunch, and out the chain Then, kick a lungee off the tip of his And trick a honey dip, into a game of strip
Odd, he couldn't find no A wink is as good as a nod to a horse Of course, his technique was a divine source Never new the of ice or what swine cost
One guy tried to bite the That's when he discovered the other, white meat Oh, the one, they hate so He sure keeps it psycho, like the old Bates
They came to ask him for, at least, new tracks But only got confronted by the beast with two Knock, is a made man Villain, laid it down, like the best laid
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, the middle? Got y'all but it's not all and Skittles Prepare the vittles, got and spittles Crystal clear to the or the tittle
Sssst, it's hot, off the Came to take the cake, it's a lot or a little Ka-boom, is nervous large You could tell by his blooming room charge
Dark and tall to The only thing was wrong was, he was bald as a Used to rent a van Peter Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his dead man's
This was the mask was brand-spankin' new Before it got rusted, from all the brew too, pew Kept all his earnings in the bank and his
Spat he knew, energy for true To all fake rappers, skidoo Excuse you, any room in the class For a of the blunt, shroomin' since last month
Doom a in the mask, born to stunt Danger past, mad, fast on the hunt Keep your streets, we got the city conquered Discretely, with the CD, 'til be completely bunkered
The fans demanded it, it, swallow it His own of shit, if only he could bottle it Hmm, nah, she could get The feds tried to him for the secret recipe
He said, "It's no use, I only half No de English, I only do the math" Bzzt, no pain His brain was saturated with cocaine and
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam sting, see spots red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now all, very fast, please I am, King
I am Sofa No, no, not so fast, loses I am so fucking You say, thing