Please, read from I am, I am King Sofa
Scared of a bunch of water, get out the rain Order a rapper for lunch, and out the chain Then, a lungee off the tip of his timbo And trick a honey dip, into a of strip limbo
Odd, he find no remorse A wink is as as a nod to a blind horse Of course, his technique was from a source Never new the price of ice or what swine
One guy tried to the heat That's when he discovered the other, other meat Oh, the one, they hate so He keeps it psycho, like the old Bates motel
They came to ask him for, at least, new tracks But got confronted by the beast with two backs Knock, Mouse is a man Villain, laid it down, like the best laid
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, near the Got y'all but not all beer and Skittles Prepare the vittles, got riddles and Crystal clear to the or the tittle
Sssst, it's hot, off the Came to take the cake, whether a lot or a little Ka-boom, doom is nervous You could by his blooming room service charge
Dark and to boot The only thing was was, he was bald as a Klute Used to rent a van Peter Pan, the red and tan And keep the human for his dead man's hand
This was when the was brand-spankin' new it got rusted, from drankin' all the brew too, pew Kept all his earnings in the and his shoe
Spat what he knew, for true To all fake rappers, skidoo Excuse you, any room in the front? For a blast of the blunt, shroomin' since last
Doom a human in the mask, to stunt zoomin' past, mad, fast on the hunt Keep your streets, we got the city conquered Discretely, with the CD, 'til they be bunkered
The fans demanded it, handled it, it His own of shit, if only he could bottle it Hmm, nah, she could get The feds to torture him for the secret recipe
He said, "It's no use, I only half No de English, I only do the math" Bzzt, felt no His brain was saturated with cocaine and
He said, "Try scan, no thing, dead Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam over sting, see red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now repeat all, fast, please I am, King
I am Sofa No, no, not so fast, meaning I am so retarded You say, thing