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Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain Then, kick a off the tip of his timbo And trick a honey dip, a game of strip limbo
Odd, he couldn't find no A is as good as a nod to a blind horse Of course, his was from a divine source Never new the price of ice or what cost
One guy tried to the heat That's when he discovered the other, other meat Oh, the one, hate so well He sure keeps it psycho, like the old motel
They came to ask him for, at least, new tracks But only got by the beast with two backs Knock, Mouse is a man Villain, laid it down, like the best laid
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, the middle? Got y'all but it's not all beer and the vittles, got riddles and spittles Crystal to the jock or the tittle
Sssst, it's hot, off the Came to take the cake, it's a lot or a little Ka-boom, is nervous large You could by his blooming room service charge
Dark and to boot The only was wrong was, he was bald as a Klute Used to rent a van from Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his dead hand
This was when the mask was new Before it got rusted, from all the brew too, pew Kept all his in the bank and his shoe
Spat he knew, energy for true To all rappers, twenty-three skidoo Excuse you, any room in the front? For a blast of the blunt, shroomin' since last
a human in the mask, born to stunt Danger past, mad, fast on the hunt Keep your streets, we got the neatly conquered Discretely, with the CD, 'til they be bunkered
The demanded it, handled it, swallow it His own of shit, if only he could bottle it Hmm, nah, she could get The feds to torture him for the secret recipe
He said, "It's no use, I only half No speaka de English, I do the math" Bzzt, felt no His brain was saturated with and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam sting, see spots red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now repeat all, fast, please I am, King
I am King No, no, not so fast, meaning I am so retarded You say, thing