Please, read sheets I am, I am King Sofa
of a bunch of water, then get out the rain Order a for lunch, and spit out the chain Then, kick a lungee off the tip of his And trick a honey dip, into a of strip limbo
Odd, he find no remorse A wink is as good as a nod to a horse Of course, his technique was from a divine Never new the price of ice or what swine
One guy to bite the heat That's when he discovered the other, other white Oh, the one, hate so well He sure it psycho, like the old Bates motel
came to ask him for, at least, some new tracks But only got confronted by the with two backs Knock, is a made man Villain, laid it down, like the best laid
Belle, the cat, who the is that, near the middle? Got but it's not all beer and Skittles Prepare the vittles, got riddles and Crystal clear to the or the tittle
Sssst, hot, off the griddle to take the cake, whether it's a lot or a little Ka-boom, doom is nervous You could tell by his blooming service charge
Dark and tall to The thing was wrong was, he was bald as a Klute Used to rent a van Peter Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his dead man's
This was when the mask was new it got rusted, from drankin' all the brew too, pew Kept all his earnings in the and his shoe
what he knew, energy for true To all fake rappers, skidoo Excuse you, any room in the class For a blast of the blunt, shroomin' since month
Doom a in the mask, born to stunt Danger zoomin' past, mad, fast on the your streets, we got the city neatly conquered Discretely, the CD, 'til they be completely bunkered
The fans demanded it, it, swallow it His own brand of shit, if he could bottle it Hmm, nah, she get messy The feds tried to him for the secret recipe
He said, "It's no use, I know half No de English, I only do the math" Bzzt, felt no His brain was saturated with cocaine and
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam sting, see spots red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now repeat all, fast, please I am, Sofa
I am King No, no, not so fast, loses I am so fucking You say, funny