Please, from sheets I am, I am Sofa Sofa
of a bunch of water, then get out the rain Order a for lunch, and spit out the chain Then, kick a off the tip of his timbo And trick a honey dip, into a game of limbo
Odd, he couldn't no remorse A wink is as as a nod to a blind horse Of course, his technique was from a source Never new the price of ice or what swine
One guy tried to the heat That's when he discovered the other, other white Oh, the one, they hate so He sure keeps it psycho, like the old Bates
came to ask him for, at least, some new tracks But only got by the beast with two backs Knock, Mouse is a man Villain, it down, like the best laid plan
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, near the Got y'all but it's not all and Skittles Prepare the vittles, got and spittles clear to the jock or the tittle
Sssst, hot, off the griddle to take the cake, whether it's a lot or a little Ka-boom, doom is nervous You tell by his blooming room service charge
Dark and to boot The thing was wrong was, he was bald as a Klute Used to rent a van Peter Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his dead hand
was when the mask was brand-spankin' new Before it got rusted, from all the brew too, pew Kept all his in the bank and his shoe
what he knew, energy for true To all fake rappers, twenty-three Excuse you, any room in the front? For a blast of the blunt, shroomin' last month
Doom a human in the mask, born to zoomin' past, mad, fast on the hunt Keep your streets, we got the neatly conquered Discretely, the CD, 'til they be completely bunkered
The fans demanded it, handled it, it His own brand of shit, if only he could it Hmm, nah, she get messy The feds tried to torture him for the secret
He said, "It's no use, I know half No de English, I only do the math" Bzzt, no pain His brain was with cocaine and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, dead Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam sting, see spots red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now repeat all, very fast, I am, King
I am Sofa No, no, not so fast, meaning I am so retarded You say, funny