Please, from sheets I am, I am Sofa Sofa
Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the Then, a lungee off the tip of his timbo And trick a honey dip, a game of strip limbo
Odd, he couldn't find no A wink is as good as a nod to a blind Of course, his was from a divine source Never new the price of ice or what cost
One guy tried to the heat when he discovered the other, other white meat Oh, the one, hate so well He sure keeps it psycho, like the old motel
They to ask him for, at least, some new tracks But got confronted by the beast with two backs Knock, is a made man Villain, it down, like the best laid plan
Belle, the cat, who the is that, near the middle? Got but it's not all beer and Skittles the vittles, got riddles and spittles Crystal to the jock or the tittle
Sssst, hot, off the griddle Came to take the cake, it's a lot or a little Ka-boom, is nervous large You could tell by his room service charge
and tall to boot The only thing was wrong was, he was as a Klute Used to a van from Peter Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his dead hand
This was when the was brand-spankin' new it got rusted, from drankin' all the brew too, pew Kept all his in the bank and his shoe
Spat what he knew, energy for To all fake rappers, skidoo Excuse you, any room in the class For a blast of the blunt, since last month
a human in the mask, born to stunt Danger past, mad, fast on the hunt Keep your streets, we got the neatly conquered Discretely, with the CD, they be completely bunkered
The fans it, handled it, swallow it His own brand of shit, if only he could it Hmm, nah, she could get The feds tried to torture him for the recipe
He said, "It's no use, I know half No de English, I only do the math" Bzzt, felt no His brain was with cocaine and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, dead Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam sting, see spots red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now repeat all, fast, please I am, Sofa
I am King No, no, not so fast, meaning I am so fucking You say, funny