Please, read from I am, I am King Sofa
Scared of a bunch of water, get out the rain a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain Then, kick a lungee off the tip of his And trick a honey dip, a game of strip limbo
Odd, he couldn't find no A wink is as good as a nod to a horse Of course, his technique was from a source Never new the price of ice or what swine
One guy tried to the heat when he discovered the other, other white meat Oh, the one, they so well He sure it psycho, like the old Bates motel
came to ask him for, at least, some new tracks But only got by the beast with two backs Knock, Mouse is a man Villain, laid it down, the best laid plan
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, near the Got y'all but it's not all and Skittles Prepare the vittles, got and spittles Crystal clear to the jock or the
Sssst, it's hot, off the Came to the cake, whether it's a lot or a little Ka-boom, doom is large You could tell by his blooming room service
and tall to boot The only was wrong was, he was bald as a Klute Used to rent a van Peter Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his dead man's
was when the mask was brand-spankin' new Before it got rusted, drankin' all the brew too, pew Kept all his earnings in the and his shoe
Spat he knew, energy for true To all rappers, twenty-three skidoo Excuse you, any room in the class For a of the blunt, shroomin' since last month
Doom a human in the mask, to stunt Danger zoomin' past, mad, on the hunt Keep your streets, we got the city conquered Discretely, with the CD, they be completely bunkered
The fans it, handled it, swallow it His own brand of shit, if only he could it Hmm, nah, she get messy The feds to torture him for the secret recipe
He said, "It's no use, I only half No de English, I only do the math" Bzzt, felt no His brain was saturated cocaine and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, dead Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam over sting, see red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now repeat all, very fast, I am, Sofa
I am Sofa No, no, not so fast, meaning I am so retarded You say, thing