Please, from sheets I am, I am King Sofa
Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the Order a rapper for lunch, and out the chain Then, a lungee off the tip of his timbo And trick a honey dip, into a of strip limbo
Odd, he couldn't find no A wink is as as a nod to a blind horse Of course, his technique was a divine source Never new the price of ice or what swine
One guy tried to bite the That's when he the other, other white meat Oh, the one, they hate so He sure keeps it psycho, the old Bates motel
They came to ask him for, at least, new tracks But only got confronted by the with two backs Knock, Mouse is a man Villain, laid it down, like the best plan
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, the middle? Got y'all but it's not all and Skittles the vittles, got riddles and spittles Crystal clear to the jock or the
Sssst, it's hot, off the Came to take the cake, whether a lot or a little Ka-boom, doom is nervous You could tell by his blooming room charge
Dark and tall to The only was wrong was, he was bald as a Klute Used to a van from Peter Pan, the red and tan And the human foot for his dead man's hand
was when the mask was brand-spankin' new Before it got rusted, from all the brew too, pew Kept all his in the bank and his shoe
Spat he knew, energy for true To all fake rappers, twenty-three Excuse you, any room in the front? For a blast of the blunt, since last month
Doom a human in the mask, to stunt zoomin' past, mad, fast on the hunt Keep streets, we got the city neatly conquered Discretely, with the CD, 'til they be completely
The demanded it, handled it, swallow it His own brand of shit, if he could bottle it Hmm, nah, she get messy The feds to torture him for the secret recipe
He said, "It's no use, I only know No speaka de English, I do the math" Bzzt, felt no His brain was saturated with and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam over sting, see red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now all, very fast, please I am, Sofa
I am Sofa No, no, not so fast, meaning I am so retarded You say, funny