Please, from sheets I am, I am Sofa Sofa
Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the Order a rapper for lunch, and out the chain Then, kick a off the tip of his timbo And trick a honey dip, a game of strip limbo
Odd, he couldn't no remorse A wink is as good as a nod to a blind Of course, his technique was a divine source new the price of ice or what swine cost
One guy tried to bite the That's when he discovered the other, other meat Oh, the one, they so well He keeps it psycho, like the old Bates motel
They came to ask him for, at least, new tracks But only got confronted by the with two backs Knock, Mouse is a man Villain, laid it down, like the laid plan
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, the middle? Got y'all but it's not all and Skittles Prepare the vittles, got riddles and Crystal clear to the or the tittle
Sssst, hot, off the griddle Came to take the cake, whether it's a lot or a Ka-boom, is nervous large You could tell by his blooming room charge
Dark and to boot The only was wrong was, he was bald as a Klute Used to a van from Peter Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his dead man's
This was when the mask was new it got rusted, from drankin' all the brew too, pew Kept all his in the bank and his shoe
Spat what he knew, for true To all fake rappers, skidoo Excuse you, any room in the class For a blast of the blunt, shroomin' since month
a human in the mask, born to stunt Danger zoomin' past, mad, on the hunt Keep streets, we got the city neatly conquered Discretely, with the CD, 'til they be bunkered
The demanded it, handled it, swallow it His own of shit, if only he could bottle it Hmm, nah, she get messy The feds to torture him for the secret recipe
He said, "It's no use, I only know No speaka de English, I do the math" Bzzt, no pain His brain was saturated with and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, dead Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam sting, see spots red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now all, very fast, please I am, Sofa
I am King No, no, not so fast, meaning I am so retarded You say, thing