Please, read from I am, I am King Sofa
of a bunch of water, then get out the rain Order a rapper for lunch, and out the chain Then, kick a off the tip of his timbo And trick a honey dip, a game of strip limbo
Odd, he couldn't find no A wink is as good as a nod to a blind Of course, his technique was from a divine Never new the price of ice or what cost
One guy tried to bite the when he discovered the other, other white meat Oh, the one, they hate so He keeps it psycho, like the old Bates motel
They to ask him for, at least, some new tracks But only got confronted by the beast two backs Knock, is a made man Villain, laid it down, like the laid plan
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, near the Got y'all but it's not all and Skittles Prepare the vittles, got and spittles Crystal clear to the jock or the
Sssst, it's hot, off the Came to take the cake, whether a lot or a little Ka-boom, doom is nervous You could tell by his blooming service charge
and tall to boot The only was wrong was, he was bald as a Klute Used to a van from Peter Pan, the red and tan And the human foot for his dead man's hand
This was the mask was brand-spankin' new Before it got rusted, from drankin' all the too, pew Kept all his earnings in the bank and his
what he knew, energy for true To all fake rappers, twenty-three Excuse you, any room in the class For a blast of the blunt, since last month
a human in the mask, born to stunt Danger zoomin' past, mad, fast on the Keep your streets, we got the city neatly Discretely, the CD, 'til they be completely bunkered
The demanded it, handled it, swallow it His own brand of shit, if only he could it Hmm, nah, she get messy The feds tried to torture him for the recipe
He said, "It's no use, I only half No de English, I only do the math" Bzzt, felt no His brain was saturated cocaine and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam sting, see spots red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now repeat all, very fast, I am, King
I am Sofa No, no, not so fast, loses I am so fucking You say, funny