Please, read from I am, I am Sofa King
Scared of a of water, then get out the rain Order a rapper for lunch, and out the chain Then, a lungee off the tip of his timbo And trick a dip, into a game of strip limbo
Odd, he find no remorse A wink is as good as a nod to a horse Of course, his technique was from a source Never new the price of ice or swine cost
One guy tried to the heat That's when he discovered the other, other meat Oh, the one, they hate so He sure keeps it psycho, the old Bates motel
They to ask him for, at least, some new tracks But got confronted by the beast with two backs Knock, is a made man Villain, laid it down, like the best plan
Belle, the cat, who the is that, near the middle? Got but it's not all beer and Skittles the vittles, got riddles and spittles Crystal to the jock or the tittle
Sssst, hot, off the griddle Came to take the cake, it's a lot or a little Ka-boom, doom is nervous You could tell by his room service charge
and tall to boot The only thing was wrong was, he was as a Klute Used to rent a van from Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his man's hand
was when the mask was brand-spankin' new Before it got rusted, from drankin' all the too, pew Kept all his earnings in the and his shoe
what he knew, energy for true To all fake rappers, twenty-three Excuse you, any in the class front? For a of the blunt, shroomin' since last month
Doom a human in the mask, to stunt Danger past, mad, fast on the hunt your streets, we got the city neatly conquered Discretely, with the CD, 'til they be completely
The fans demanded it, handled it, it His own brand of shit, if only he bottle it Hmm, nah, she get messy The feds tried to torture him for the recipe
He said, "It's no use, I only know No de English, I only do the math" Bzzt, felt no His brain was saturated cocaine and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam sting, see spots red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now all, very fast, please I am, Sofa
I am Sofa No, no, not so fast, loses I am so fucking You say, funny