Please, read from I am, I am King Sofa
Scared of a of water, then get out the rain Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the Then, kick a off the tip of his timbo And trick a honey dip, into a game of limbo
Odd, he couldn't find no A wink is as good as a nod to a blind Of course, his was from a divine source Never new the price of ice or swine cost
One guy to bite the heat when he discovered the other, other white meat Oh, the one, they hate so He sure keeps it psycho, the old Bates motel
They came to ask him for, at least, some new But only got by the beast with two backs Knock, Mouse is a man Villain, it down, like the best laid plan
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, near the Got y'all but it's not all and Skittles the vittles, got riddles and spittles Crystal to the jock or the tittle
Sssst, it's hot, off the Came to the cake, whether it's a lot or a little Ka-boom, doom is nervous You could tell by his blooming service charge
and tall to boot The only thing was was, he was bald as a Klute to rent a van from Peter Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his man's hand
This was when the was brand-spankin' new Before it got rusted, from drankin' all the too, pew Kept all his in the bank and his shoe
Spat what he knew, for true To all rappers, twenty-three skidoo you, any room in the class front? For a blast of the blunt, shroomin' since last
a human in the mask, born to stunt Danger zoomin' past, mad, on the hunt Keep your streets, we got the neatly conquered Discretely, with the CD, 'til they be completely
The fans demanded it, handled it, it His own brand of shit, if only he bottle it Hmm, nah, she could get The feds tried to torture him for the secret
He said, "It's no use, I only half No de English, I only do the math" Bzzt, felt no His brain was saturated with and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam over sting, see red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now repeat all, fast, please I am, King
I am Sofa No, no, not so fast, loses I am so fucking You say, thing