Please, read sheets I am, I am King Sofa
Scared of a bunch of water, get out the rain Order a rapper for lunch, and out the chain Then, kick a off the tip of his timbo And trick a dip, into a game of strip limbo
Odd, he couldn't no remorse A wink is as good as a nod to a horse Of course, his was from a divine source Never new the price of ice or what cost
One guy to bite the heat That's when he discovered the other, white meat Oh, the one, hate so well He sure it psycho, like the old Bates motel
They to ask him for, at least, some new tracks But only got confronted by the beast two backs Knock, is a made man Villain, laid it down, the best laid plan
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, the middle? Got y'all but it's not all beer and the vittles, got riddles and spittles Crystal to the jock or the tittle
Sssst, hot, off the griddle Came to take the cake, whether it's a lot or a Ka-boom, doom is large You could tell by his blooming room service
and tall to boot The only was wrong was, he was bald as a Klute to rent a van from Peter Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his man's hand
was when the mask was brand-spankin' new Before it got rusted, from all the brew too, pew Kept all his in the bank and his shoe
Spat he knew, energy for true To all fake rappers, twenty-three Excuse you, any in the class front? For a blast of the blunt, shroomin' last month
Doom a human in the mask, born to zoomin' past, mad, fast on the hunt Keep your streets, we got the city neatly Discretely, with the CD, 'til be completely bunkered
The fans demanded it, it, swallow it His own brand of shit, if he could bottle it Hmm, nah, she could get The feds tried to him for the secret recipe
He said, "It's no use, I only half No de English, I only do the math" Bzzt, felt no His brain was with cocaine and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam sting, see spots red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now repeat all, fast, please I am, King
I am King No, no, not so fast, loses I am so fucking You say, thing