Please, from sheets I am, I am King Sofa
of a bunch of water, then get out the rain Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the Then, kick a lungee off the tip of his And trick a honey dip, into a game of strip
Odd, he couldn't find no A wink is as as a nod to a blind horse Of course, his was from a divine source Never new the price of ice or swine cost
One guy tried to the heat That's when he discovered the other, other white Oh, the one, they hate so He keeps it psycho, like the old Bates motel
came to ask him for, at least, some new tracks But got confronted by the beast with two backs Knock, is a made man Villain, laid it down, the best laid plan
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, near the Got y'all but it's not all beer and the vittles, got riddles and spittles Crystal clear to the or the tittle
Sssst, hot, off the griddle to take the cake, whether it's a lot or a little Ka-boom, is nervous large You could by his blooming room service charge
and tall to boot The only thing was wrong was, he was as a Klute Used to a van from Peter Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his man's hand
was when the mask was brand-spankin' new Before it got rusted, drankin' all the brew too, pew Kept all his in the bank and his shoe
Spat what he knew, for true To all fake rappers, skidoo Excuse you, any in the class front? For a of the blunt, shroomin' since last month
Doom a human in the mask, born to Danger zoomin' past, mad, on the hunt Keep streets, we got the city neatly conquered Discretely, with the CD, 'til be completely bunkered
The fans demanded it, handled it, it His own of shit, if only he could bottle it Hmm, nah, she could get The feds tried to torture him for the recipe
He said, "It's no use, I only half No speaka de English, I do the math" Bzzt, no pain His brain was saturated cocaine and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, dead Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam over sting, see red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now repeat all, very fast, I am, King
I am King No, no, not so fast, loses I am so fucking You say, funny