Please, read from I am, I am King Sofa
Scared of a bunch of water, get out the rain a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain Then, kick a off the tip of his timbo And a honey dip, into a game of strip limbo
Odd, he couldn't no remorse A wink is as good as a nod to a blind Of course, his technique was a divine source Never new the of ice or what swine cost
One guy to bite the heat That's when he discovered the other, other meat Oh, the one, they so well He sure keeps it psycho, the old Bates motel
They came to ask him for, at least, some new But only got confronted by the beast with two Knock, is a made man Villain, laid it down, like the best plan
Belle, the cat, who the is that, near the middle? Got y'all but it's not all beer and the vittles, got riddles and spittles Crystal to the jock or the tittle
Sssst, it's hot, off the Came to take the cake, whether it's a lot or a Ka-boom, doom is nervous You could tell by his room service charge
Dark and to boot The only thing was wrong was, he was bald as a Used to rent a van from Pan, the red and tan And keep the human foot for his man's hand
This was the mask was brand-spankin' new Before it got rusted, from all the brew too, pew Kept all his earnings in the and his shoe
Spat he knew, energy for true To all rappers, twenty-three skidoo Excuse you, any room in the class For a blast of the blunt, shroomin' since month
a human in the mask, born to stunt Danger zoomin' past, mad, on the hunt Keep streets, we got the city neatly conquered Discretely, with the CD, 'til they be completely
The fans demanded it, it, swallow it His own brand of shit, if only he could it Hmm, nah, she could get The feds tried to torture him for the secret
He said, "It's no use, I know half No speaka de English, I do the math" Bzzt, no pain His was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card Fly man, go for bling, he got I jam over sting, see red I am King, we Todd, Ed"
We, Todd, Ed Now all, very fast, please I am, Sofa
I am King No, no, not so fast, loses I am so retarded You say, thing