I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this end? Can't park my ass without causing an my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no to technology But what the is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an shelter With all these pet God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I complain It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)