I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public stall a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, turned back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this spray is bad for my health, but I there's more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had row seats, told me to sign this poster Then me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they want me to follow up another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)