I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)