I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a stall dropping a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when all of this crap end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never turned Turned and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a with welch's and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking cat in my mailbox Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch snapping fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The I complain about It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)