I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this end? Can't park my ass without causing an my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an at computers? I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a with welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my karma is catching up me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He just had row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)