I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a stall dropping a football So every time someone walks in the I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned forty and sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I my karma is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right next to 'em at the light This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)