I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone walks in the I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)