I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back Turned forty and sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no to technology But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma the ball if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about It's like there ain't a in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)