I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what that means, they tell me good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch snapping fucking pictures of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)