I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public stall a football So every time someone walks in the I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned and still sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* my Hanes shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger still up in one of my Right next to 'em at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch snapping fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)