I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and only I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to hear new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, like I'm trapped in an animal shelter all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I complain It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)