I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an expert at I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal With all these pet God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger still up in one of my Right next to 'em at the light This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)