I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the is my stomach gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all these pet God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had row seats, told me to sign this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)