I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket just
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, turned back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)