I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, gasket just
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public stall dropping a So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this spray is bad for my health, but I there's more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)