I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, minutes from home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back Turned and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right next to 'em stuck at the This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I complain It's there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)