I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public stall a football So every time someone walks in the I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But the heck is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I there's more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger still up in one of my next to 'em stuck at the light This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on on you sons of bitches subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The shit I complain It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)