I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my shirt tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my karma is catching up me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The shit I complain It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)