I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket just
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back Turned and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger still up in one of my Right to 'em stuck at the light This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)