I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty from home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I there's more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my karma is up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right to 'em stuck at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)