I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' does all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)