I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, gasket just
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? Can't park my ass causing an accident my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned and still sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right to 'em stuck at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch snapping fucking pictures of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about It's like there ain't a in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)