I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, minutes from home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't know what the I would doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned forty and sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter all these pet peeves God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a dead cat in my mailbox Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I complain It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)