Yeah.. Haha..you that baby? Yeah, I it too. Damn. You know..i'm so glad we could spend this together See, not as as you thought I was am i? Heh..
I'm the American dream! I'm the definition of trash balling, I'm back on 'em, with the (*scratches*) I can't it shit, different toilet, oh you got a nice ass darlin'! Can't wait to get you into my Benz, you for a spin What you we aint fuckin', you take me for a friend? Let me tell you the story of Shady's origin You'll be sorry if you slam my door again! Now, it all started with my I must have got my pimping from him, the way he left my mama I'm a rolling stone just like him, word to Johnny (??) Keep my entourage me, baby i'll make a promise There nobody as bomb as, me i'm as calm as The breeze, i'm the knees, his legs and his arms i'm a S-superstar, girl, i'm for you mama! Why you think the only I got on is my pyjamas?
x2] So bad So that i'm so bad Guarantee i'll be the thing you ever had Cause you aint never met nobody me And you aint want no-fucking-body else at that..
I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuevo, first I your navel my way down, baby you can lay down on the table But you may wanna find something more I told you I aint fooling the gate, this aint the first day of april! But thank you for staying April, make you learn To me, differentiate me these phoney, little fishy and sissy fake G's Skip over the and all the kissyface, please phase three! Missy now service me Take another shot of Jager, it so nervously Take your time baby, ooh the bomb baby! Ooh you're doing even better than your mom lady! I you i'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did you? Relax woman, you know that i'm only with you Got a twisted of humour, it's warped, but I didn't hit you I you're finally starting to get the picture, i'm..
x2] So bad So good i'm so bad i'll be the greatest thing you ever had Cause you never met nobody like me And you aint gonna no-fucking-body else at that..
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! I can hold you in the But in the evening I go.. i'm on to the next girl, And the next girl I like, oh, oh, oh..!
I got you caught up in the Make you the feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped you You never wanted someone so bad sweating But if i'm you wanted, why'd you panic when I grabbed you? Girl don't be so frantic i'm a hopeless romantic try to fight the feeling of something that's organic You can't ignore it, so don't stand before it drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin' Damn shorty, I told you this was to happen Soon as you wrote your on a napkin I was bound to work a number on your back and Throw your out of alignment My has got you so blinded you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup So stop the snoring, pick your pint up Let's get the pineapple schnapps going, no knock cause i'ma hang a sign up "Don't Disturb", shorty i'm so superb I say the right things, don't I spit the words?
x2] So bad So good i'm so bad Guarantee be the greatest thing you ever had Cause you aint never met like me And you aint want no-fucking-body else at that..
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! I can you in the morning But in the evening I go.. i'm on to the next girl, And the next I kinda like, oh, oh, oh..!
x2] So bad So that i'm so bad Guarantee i'll be the greatest you ever had Cause you aint never met like me And you aint gonna want no-fucking-body at that..
(Over the chorus) Haha.. Dr. Dre 2010! years ahead of you..haha.. Whoo!