Midnight Saturday sat in the the ceiling falling apart the air-conditioner's busted for weeks so the of cooking seeps through the floor I can't eat no They me to be as light as a feather so the Doctor's my jaws together now I'm locked in the away from the food so I lie on my in the dark in the nude I eat no more I got to use a But if the Devil dragged me down to the I put up a fight I'd gladly sign away my for a T-bone tonight I like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac I eat, I gotta eat a Flapjack a stack, a rack, a six-pack just me Jack Kerouac click-clack up the hatchback I could eat a car or a packamack pattacake, Big Mac good God it's a attack sausage, egg and beans and chips milkshakes, clambakes, & dips and sauces, horses, 17 of barbequed beef with asparagus rashers of bacon, and lox and prawns and a box of chocs spaghetti with mussels, palma & deep frozen with syrup & jams My willpower's gone I'm on my knees to the God of cottage cheese it's no good trying I'll never it if it moves I'll eat it So undo my trousers, let out the who cares a snack attack it's a attack I feel like Kojak sitting in a I eat, I gotta eat a Flapjack a stack, a rack, a six-pack just call me Kerouac click-clack open up the I eat a Bubble car or a packamack pattacake, Big Mac good God it's a attack it's a attack a snack attack it's a attack My was a gents outfitter my mother went crazy, they had to her used to tell me don't be a quitter but I know deep I'm the runt of the litter I can't eat no I use a straw How do you take an or even to do it when the last straw is the one in your and you can't sleepers through it I can't eat no I use a straw But if the Devil me to Mexico to his guacamole I'd gladly my name in blood and give him the to my soul I can't eat no more I can't eat no I feel Kojak sitting in a Cadillac I gotta eat, I eat a Flapjack a stack, a rack, a six-pack call me Jack Kerouac click-clack up the hatchback I eat a Bubble car or a packamack pattacake, Big Mac good God it's a attack it's a attack it's a snack I feel like Kojak sitting in a I gotta eat, I gotta eat a a stack, a rack, a six-pack call me Jack Kerouac click-clack up the hatchback I could eat a car or a packamack pattacake, Big Mac good God it's a attack it's a snack Sunday asleep on the floor curled up in the corner take no more Armies of food my sleep led by ten inches deep My head is my heart is beating cows are mooing are bleating I'm being haunted by all the meat I've and a burglar alarm goes off in my head and I wake up am I dead or alive and the clock five only five in the morning I'm in sweat am I you bet! Cold what I'm going through cold turkey's what I but they hung a sign on my "Danger Do Not Feed" I eat no more I got to use a I can't eat no I eat no more And they've even away the pictures of I had on my wall and my treasured of menus they screwed up into a in front of my face they it out of the into the night but they'll unscramble the combination they'll get it right now if made a feature film featured only food I'd wallow in the scenes while the rest of the booed and if I got myself a I satisfy the need I check out the action frame by frame and watch the calories but I eat no more I got to use a I can't eat no I can't eat no I got to use a I feel like sitting in a Cadillac I gotta eat, I eat a Flapjack a stack, a rack, a Jack just me Jack Kerouac open up the hatchback I eat a Bubble car or a packamack pattacake, Big Mac good God it's a snack it's a snack I feel like sitting in a Cadillac I gotta eat, I eat a Flapjack a stack, a rack, a six-pack just call me Kerouac click-clack up the hatchback I could eat a car or a packamack pattacake, Big Mac good God a snack attack a snack attack