Midnight Saturday sat in the watching the falling apart the air-conditioner's been for weeks so the smell of cooking through the floor I can't eat no They want me to be as light as a so the Doctor's wired my together now I'm locked in the away from the food so I lie on my in the dark in the nude I can't eat no I got to use a But if the Devil dragged me to the kitchen I wouldn't put up a I'd gladly away my soul for a T-bone tonight I feel like Kojak sitting in a I eat, I gotta eat a Flapjack a stack, a rack, a six-pack just call me Kerouac click-clack open up the I could eat a car or a packamack pattacake, Big Mac good God a snack attack Gimme sausage, egg and beans and milkshakes, clambakes, fondue & and sauces, horses, 17 of barbequed beef asparagus tips rashers of bacon, and lox and tandoori and a box of chocs spaghetti mussels, palma hams & frozen waffles with syrup & jams My gone I'm down on my knees to the God of cottage cheese it's no trying I'll never beat it `cos if it I'll eat it So my trousers, let out the slack who cares it's a attack it's a snack I feel like Kojak sitting in a I gotta eat, I gotta eat a a stack, a rack, a six-pack just call me Kerouac click-clack open up the I could eat a Bubble car or a pattacake, Big Mac good God a snack attack it's a snack it's a snack it's a attack My father was a gents my mother went crazy, had to commit her they used to me don't be a quitter but I know down I'm the runt of the litter I eat no more I gotta use a How do you take an or even to do it when the last straw is the one in mouth and you can't suck sleepers it I eat no more I gotta use a But if the Devil me to Mexico to taste his I'd gladly sign my in blood and give him the to my soul I can't eat no more I eat no more I feel Kojak sitting in a Cadillac I eat, I gotta eat a Flapjack a stack, a rack, a Jack just call me Kerouac click-clack open up the I could eat a car or a packamack pattacake, Big Mac good God a snack attack a snack attack it's a snack I feel like Kojak sitting in a I eat, I gotta eat a Flapjack a stack, a rack, a six-pack just call me Kerouac click-clack up the hatchback I eat a Bubble car or a packamack pattacake, Big Mac good God it's a attack a snack attack Midnight Sunday asleep on the up in the corner can't take no more Armies of food my sleep led by lasagnas ten inches My head is my heart is beating cows are mooing are bleating I'm haunted by all the meat I've eaten and then a burglar alarm goes off in my and I wake up screaming am I dead or and the clock five it's only five in the I'm in sweat am I you bet! turkey's what I'm going through cold turkey's what I but they hung a on my appetite "Danger Do Not Feed" I eat no more I got to use a I can't eat no I can't eat no And even taken away the of food I had on my wall and my collection of menus they up into a ball in front of my face flicked it out of the window into the but they'll unscramble the combination never get it right now if they a feature film that only food I'd in the crowd scenes while the rest of the audience and if I got a video I could the need I could out the action frame by frame and watch the calories but I eat no more I got to use a I eat no more I can't eat no I got to use a I feel like Kojak in a Cadillac I gotta eat, I gotta eat a a stack, a rack, a six-pack call me Jack Kerouac click-clack open up the I eat a Bubble car or a packamack pattacake, Big Mac good God it's a attack it's a snack I feel like sitting in a Cadillac I eat, I gotta eat a Flapjack a stack, a rack, a Jack just call me Jack click-clack open up the I could eat a car or a packamack pattacake, Big Mac good God it's a snack it's a attack