Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven packs a day, okay?
And I am never quitting I don't care how many laws they make
What's the law now? You can smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you have the
Come out of the with the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm never out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine right in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two cigarettes at the time
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my
be tracheotomie man!
"He can a pack at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I that throat cancer
That's the best kind, you why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box
what I'm talking about?

Sure it's scary, but you can a lot of money with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole family voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that everyday during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll leave right now, Sparky, here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy a voice box pulling up to the drive
Through window at Mcdonald's, has to suck, huh?
"Can I you?", "Big Mac and a large order of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the manager, I don't care"

I can remember a time in this
When men proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a of manhood! John Wayne had cancer twice
time, they took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to have a box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Black Cuban a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I eighteen prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, poor Lou
Died of Lou Gehrig's
How the did he not see that coming?

We to tell him, Lou, there's a disease
With your all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe disease, I'll tell you that much right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be to you non-smokers
We tried, okay?
You wanted your own sections in the restaurants, we gave you

But that wasn't enough for you, then you wanted the
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You happy
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation that one folks
Because I will you if the plane is going down
The first announcement gonna hear is

"Folks, this is Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a of Camels non-filters
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, it'd be like this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, that's where put the heroine
Only us good smokers know that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be nice to you
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You won't us alone

You got all your speeches you're always giving to us
All these little facts that you dig out of a newspaper or
And you store that little nugget in your fucking head
And we light up and you 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love little facts, these little facts

"Well you know, smoking ten years off your life"
Well it's the ten years, isn't it folks?
the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis fucking years
You can have those years! We want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm alive then I'll be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my adult on
And my twenty-five year old non-smoking again
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! sure you wipe this time
I was itching all week for sake!
And get me some wippets
I'm almost out, you fucking pussy! on!"

Because you're telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette takes three minutes off your
If you now you can live an extra ten years
If you now, you can live an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging guy? fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And dropped out of a heart attack
he was fucking jogging, that's when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the next morning and
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a fucking
Come on, lets go buy buds"

It's always the yogurt sprout eating fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who smokes and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"