Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I to smoke, I smoke seven thousand packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how many they make
the law now? You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the lights Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you the cigarettes
Come out of the with the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm never out, you hear?
I got a cigarette right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of tracheotomies
So I can smoke two cigarettes at the time
I'm get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can a pack at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm forward to cancer, man, I want that throat cancer
That's the best kind, you why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box
what I'm talking about?

Sure scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voice box
Get a voice box, around the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! my whole wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole with voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday during the
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get mother and the dog"
"We'll leave right now, Sparky, here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a voice box up to the drive
Through window at Mcdonald's, has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a order of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the manager, I don't care"

I can a time in this country
When men proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! Wayne had cancer twice
time, they took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest player to ever play the game
He had a box, he was the first American to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Cuban cigars a day
I had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I fucked prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, poor Lou
Died of Lou disease
How the Hell did he not see that

We used to tell him, Lou, there's a
With your name all it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll you that much right now
a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, it's on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be nice to you
We fucking tried,
You wanted your own sections in the restaurants, we you that

But that wasn't enough for you, then you wanted the
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an about that one folks
Because I will guarantee you if the is going down
The first you're gonna hear is

"Folks, this is your speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
we're going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels non-filters
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, be more like this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The the best part, that's where they put the heroine
Only us real good smokers know that fucking
Yeah, we to be nice to you non-smokers
But you just fucking badger us, you You won't leave us alone

You got all little speeches you're always giving to us
All these little facts you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little in your little fucking head
And we up and you spew 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these little facts, little facts

"Well you know, smoking takes ten years off life"
it's the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis years
You can have those years! We don't 'em, alright!?

And I if I'm still alive then I'll be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, my adult diapers on
And my twenty-five year old born again
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you wipe time
I was itching all for Christ's sake!
And get me some wippets
I'm almost out, you fucking pussy! on!"

Because you're always us
"You know, if you quit now
Every cigarette three minutes off your life
If you now you can live an extra ten years
If you quit now, you can an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging guy? Jogged fifteen a day
Did a jogging book, did a jogging
And dropped out of a attack when?
When he was fucking jogging, when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who the body the next morning and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a fucking
Come on, go buy some buds"

It's always the sprout eating mother fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who smokes and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"