Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how many they make
the law now? You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the now, huh?

The are outside, "We know you have the cigarettes
out of the house with the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine right in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of tracheotomies
So I can two cigarettes at the same time
I'm get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
I'll be man!
"He can smoke a at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want throat cancer
the best kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that box thing
Know what I'm talking

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my whole wallet, get away me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that everyday during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get mother and the dog"
"We'll right now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a box pulling up to the drive
window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I don't care"

I can remember a time in country
men were proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! Wayne had cancer twice
time, they took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball player to play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to have a box
Yeah!, "This is Ruth
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Black cigars a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked eighteen a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Christ, poor Lou Gehrig
of Lou Gehrig's disease
How the Hell did he not see coming?

We to tell him, Lou, there's a disease
your name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you that right now
a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, it's on me"

I know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", we tried to be nice to you non-smokers
We fucking tried,
You your own sections in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't enough for you, then you wanted the
We gave you the God damn plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an about that one folks
Because I will you if the plane is going down
The announcement you're gonna hear is

"Folks, this is Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels
see you on the ground, take it easy"
Actually, it'd be more like this, "This is your speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The the best part, that's where they put the heroine
Only us real good smokers that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be nice to you
But you just fucking badger us, you You won't leave us alone

You got all your speeches you're always giving to us
All these little that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little nugget in your fucking head
And we up and you spew 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these little facts, these little

"Well you know, takes ten years off your life"
it's the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis fucking years
You can those years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive I'll be smoking then
be in my wheelchair, with my adult diapers on
And my year old non-smoking born again
Christian son me

be going, "Hey! Make sure you wipe this time
I was all week for Christ's sake!
And get me more wippets
I'm almost out, you fucking pussy! on!"

Because you're telling us
"You know, if you quit now
Every cigarette takes three minutes off your
If you now you can live an extra ten years
If you now, you can live an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And dropped out of a attack when?
When he was fucking jogging, when!

do you wanna bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the next and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a fucking
Come on, go buy some buds"

It's always the yogurt sprout eating mother
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who smokes and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"