Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how laws they make
What's the law You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you the cigarettes
Come out of the house with the cigarettes above head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two cigarettes at the time
I'm gonna get tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can smoke a pack at a time! tracheotomie man!

I'm looking to cancer, man, I want that throat cancer
the best kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box
Know what I'm talking

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of with a voice box
Get a voice box, around the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my whole wallet, get from me!"

a whole family with voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get mother and the dog"
"We'll leave right now, Sparky, here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a voice box up to the drive
Through window at Mcdonald's, has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I care"

I can remember a time in country
When men proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer
Second time, took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball player to ever play the
He had a box, he was the first American to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Ruth
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I twenty-five goddamn Black Cuban cigars a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, Lou Gehrig
of Lou Gehrig's disease
How the Hell did he not see that

We used to tell him, Lou, a disease
With your all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, tell you that much right now
a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, it's on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be nice to you
We tried, okay?
You wanted your own in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't enough for you, then you the airplanes
We you the whole God damn plane! You happy now?
You own the plane! I'd like an explanation about that one folks
Because I guarantee you if the plane is going down
The announcement you're gonna hear is

"Folks, this is your speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, be more like this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The the best part, that's where they put the heroine
Only us real smokers know that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be to you non-smokers
But you just badger us, you know? You won't leave us alone

You got all your little speeches you're always to us
All little facts that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little nugget in little fucking head
And we light up and you 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these little facts, these facts

"Well you know, smoking takes ten off your life"
Well it's the ten worst years, it folks?
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis years
You can have years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive I'll be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, my adult diapers on
And my year old non-smoking born again
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make you wipe this time
I was itching all for Christ's sake!
And get me some more
I'm out, you fucking pussy! Come on!"

Because you're telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette takes three minutes off life
If you quit now you can an extra ten years
If you quit now, you can live an twenty years"

Hey, I got two for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging guy? Jogged fifteen a day
Did a jogging book, did a jogging
And out of a heart attack when?
he was fucking jogging, that's when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who the body the next morning and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a fucking
Come on, go buy some buds"

It's always the yogurt eating mother fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who three and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"