Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven packs a day, okay?
And I am never quitting I don't care how many laws they make
What's the law now? You can only smoke in your
Under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We you have the cigarettes
Come out of the house with the above your head"
"You'll get me copper! I'm never coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine right in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of tracheotomies
So I can smoke two cigarettes at the time
I'm gonna get tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
I'll be man!
"He can smoke a at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking to cancer, man, I want that throat cancer
the best kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that box thing
Know what I'm about?

Sure it's scary, but you can a lot of money with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking around the streets of
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my whole wallet, get from me!"

a whole family with voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that everyday during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll right now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a voice box up to the drive
Through at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I care"

I can remember a time in this
When men were to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had twice
Second time, took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, baseball player to ever play the game
He had a box, he was the first American to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Black Cuban a day
I had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I fucked prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou Gehrig's
How the did he not see that coming?

We to tell him, Lou, there's a disease
With your all over it, pal!
ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you that much right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Martin said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", we tried to be nice to you non-smokers
We tried, okay?
You wanted your own sections in the restaurants, we you that

But that enough for you, then you wanted the airplanes
We you the whole God damn plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd an explanation about that one folks
Because I guarantee you if the plane is going down
The first announcement you're hear is

"Folks, this is Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
we're going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels non-filters
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, it'd be more like this, "This is your speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The the best part, that's where they put the heroine
Only us real smokers know that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be nice to you
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You won't us alone

You got all your little speeches always giving to us
All these little facts that you dig out of a or pamphlet
And you store little nugget in your little fucking head
And we light up and you spew 'em out at us, ya?
I love these little facts, these little

"Well you know, takes ten years off your life"
Well the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis fucking years
You can have those years! We don't 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive then I'll be then
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my diapers on
And my twenty-five year old non-smoking born
son behind me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you this time
I was all week for Christ's sake!
And get me some more
I'm out, you fucking pussy! Come on!"

Because always telling us
"You know, if you quit now
Every cigarette takes three off your life
If you now you can live an extra ten years
If you quit now, you can live an twenty years"

Hey, I got two for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging guy? fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a jogging
And out of a heart attack when?
When he was jogging, that's when!

What do you wanna bet it was two
Who found the body the morning and went
"Hey! Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a fucking tragedy
Come on, go buy some buds"

It's always the yogurt sprout mother fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who smokes and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"