Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven thousand a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how many laws make
What's the law You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the lights Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you have the
out of the house with the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of tracheotomies
So I can smoke two at the same time
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can smoke a pack at a time! tracheotomie man!

I'm looking to cancer, man, I want that throat cancer
That's the kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get voice box thing
what I'm talking about?

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking around the streets of
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole with voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
be out in that backyard everyday during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get mother and the dog"
"We'll leave right now, Sparky, here"

Or the irony, a guy with a voice box pulling up to the drive
Through window at Mcdonald's, has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the manager, I don't care"

I can remember a time in country
When men were to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had twice
time, they took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke goddamn Black Cuban cigars a day
I had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I fucked eighteen a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, Lou Gehrig
of Lou Gehrig's disease
How the Hell did he not see that

We used to him, Lou, there's a disease
your name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll you that much right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it best he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be nice to you
We tried, okay?
You wanted own sections in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't enough for you, then you the airplanes
We gave you the whole God plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an about that one folks
Because I guarantee you if the plane is going down
The first announcement you're hear is

"Folks, this is your Captain speaking, look, uhm, 'em up
'Cause we're down, okay, I got a carton of Camels non-filters
see you on the ground, take it easy"
Actually, it'd be more this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, that's where they put the
Only us real good smokers that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be to you non-smokers
But you fucking badger us, you know? You won't leave us alone

You got all little speeches you're always giving to us
All little facts that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that nugget in your little fucking head
And we up and you spew 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these little facts, these facts

"Well you know, smoking ten years off your life"
it's the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! the wheelchair, dialysis fucking years
You can those years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I if I'm still alive then I'll be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my diapers on
And my twenty-five year old non-smoking born
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you this time
I was all week for Christ's sake!
And get me some wippets
I'm almost out, you fucking pussy! on!"

you're always telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette three minutes off your life
If you quit now you can live an ten years
If you quit now, you can an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous jogging guy? fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a jogging
And dropped out of a heart attack
When he was fucking jogging, when!

do you wanna bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the next morning and
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, a fucking tragedy
on, lets go buy some buds"

It's always the yogurt sprout mother fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who smokes three and a half a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"