Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking I don't care how many laws they make
What's the law now? You can only smoke in your
Under a blanket, all the lights out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We you have the cigarettes
Come out of the with the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm never coming out, you
I got a cigarette right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can two cigarettes at the same time
I'm get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can a pack at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want that throat
That's the kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that box thing
what I'm talking about?

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of money a voice box
Get a voice box, around the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, that'd be creepy, it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday during the
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll right now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy a voice box pulling up to the drive
Through window at Mcdonald's, has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I care"

I can a time in this country
When men were to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! Wayne had cancer twice
Second time, took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll gills and breathe like a fish!"

Ruth, greatest baseball player to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Ruth
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five Black Cuban cigars a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I eighteen prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou Gehrig's
How the Hell did he not see that

We used to tell him, Lou, a disease
your name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you much right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Martin said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we to be nice to you non-smokers
We fucking tried,
You wanted your own in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't enough for you, then you the airplanes
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You happy
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation about that one
Because I will guarantee you if the plane is down
The first announcement you're gonna is

"Folks, this is Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels
see you on the ground, take it easy"
Actually, it'd be more like this, "This is your speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, that's where they put the
Only us real good smokers know fucking secret
Yeah, we to be nice to you non-smokers
But you just fucking us, you know? You won't leave us alone

You got all your little speeches you're always to us
All these little facts that you dig out of a or pamphlet
And you that little nugget in your little fucking head
And we up and you spew 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these little facts, little facts

"Well you know, smoking takes ten off your life"
Well the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis years
You can those years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive then I'll be then
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my adult on
And my year old non-smoking born again
son behind me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you this time
I was all week for Christ's sake!
And get me some more
I'm almost out, you pussy! Come on!"

Because you're always us
"You know, if you smoking now
cigarette takes three minutes off your life
If you quit now you can live an ten years
If you quit now, you can an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, Jim Fix?
The big jogging guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And out of a heart attack when?
he was fucking jogging, that's when!

What do you wanna bet it was two
Who found the body the morning and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, a fucking tragedy
Come on, go buy some buds"

always the yogurt sprout eating mother fuckers
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who smokes and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"