Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I to smoke, I smoke seven thousand packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking I don't care how many laws they make
the law now? You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you the cigarettes
out of the house with the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll get me copper! I'm never coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can two cigarettes at the same time
I'm get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can a pack at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want that cancer
the best kind, you know why?
You get that cancer, you get that voice box thing
Know what I'm talking

it's scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voice box
Get a voice box, around the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday during the
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll right now, Sparky, come here"

Or the irony, a guy with a voice box pulling up to the drive
Through at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the manager, I don't care"

I can remember a time in country
men were proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John had cancer twice
Second time, they out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest player to ever play the game
He had a box, he was the first American to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Black Cuban a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up Here me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, Lou Gehrig
of Lou Gehrig's disease
How the Hell did he not see coming?

We used to him, Lou, there's a disease
With your name all it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you much right now
a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, it's on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be nice to you
We tried, okay?
You wanted your own sections in the restaurants, we you that

But wasn't enough for you, then you wanted the airplanes
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You happy
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation about one folks
Because I will you if the plane is going down
The announcement you're gonna hear is

"Folks, is your Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a of Camels non-filters
see you on the ground, take it easy"
Actually, it'd be more this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the part, that's where they put the heroine
Only us real good smokers that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be to you non-smokers
But you just fucking badger us, you You won't leave us alone

You got all your little speeches you're giving to us
All these facts that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you that little nugget in your little fucking head
And we light up and you spew 'em out at us, ya?
I love these little facts, little facts

"Well you know, smoking takes ten years off life"
Well it's the ten worst years, it folks?
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, fucking years
You can have years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive then be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, my adult diapers on
And my twenty-five year old non-smoking born
son behind me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you wipe time
I was all week for Christ's sake!
And get me some wippets
I'm almost out, you pussy! Come on!"

you're always telling us
"You know, if you quit now
Every cigarette takes three off your life
If you quit now you can an extra ten years
If you quit now, you can live an extra years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging Jogged fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And out of a heart attack when?
When he was jogging, that's when!

do you wanna bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the next morning and
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, a fucking tragedy
Come on, lets go buy buds"

always the yogurt sprout eating mother fuckers
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who three and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"