Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I care how many laws they make
the law now? You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The are outside, "We know you have the cigarettes
Come out of the house the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm never out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two at the same time
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my
I'll be man!
"He can smoke a at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm forward to cancer, man, I want that throat cancer
the best kind, you know why?
You get throat cancer, you get that voice box thing
Know what I'm talking

it's scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking around the streets of
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! my whole wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole with voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in backyard everyday during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll leave right now, Sparky, here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy a voice box pulling up to the drive
Through at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I care"

I can a time in this country
men were proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had twice
Second time, they out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Ruth, greatest baseball player to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to have a box
Yeah!, "This is Ruth
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke goddamn Black Cuban cigars a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up Here me
God love Lou Gehrig, Christ, poor Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou Gehrig's
How the Hell did he not see coming?

We used to tell him, Lou, a disease
your name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe disease, I'll tell you that much right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I don't know, personally, I Billy Martin said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", we tried to be nice to you non-smokers
We fucking tried,
You wanted own sections in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that enough for you, then you wanted the airplanes
We you the whole God damn plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd an explanation about that one folks
Because I will guarantee you if the plane is going
The first you're gonna hear is

"Folks, this is your speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels non-filters
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, it'd be more like this, "This is Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the part, that's where they put the heroine
Only us real good smokers know fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be to you non-smokers
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You won't us alone

You got all your speeches you're always giving to us
All these little facts you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store little nugget in your little fucking head
And we up and you spew 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these little facts, these facts

"Well you know, smoking ten years off your life"
Well it's the ten years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! the wheelchair, dialysis fucking years
You can have those years! We want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive then be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my adult on
And my twenty-five year old non-smoking again
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you wipe time
I was all week for Christ's sake!
And get me some more
I'm almost out, you fucking pussy! on!"

Because you're telling us
"You know, if you quit now
Every cigarette takes three off your life
If you quit now you can an extra ten years
If you now, you can live an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging guy? Jogged miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a jogging
And out of a heart attack when?
When he was jogging, that's when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the next morning and
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, a fucking tragedy
Come on, lets go buy buds"

It's the yogurt sprout eating mother fuckers
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who three and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"