Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven thousand a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how many laws they
What's the law now? You can smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the rule now,

The cops are outside, "We you have the cigarettes
Come out of the house with the cigarettes your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can two cigarettes at the same time
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my
I'll be man!
"He can smoke a at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I that throat cancer
That's the best kind, you know
You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box
what I'm talking about?

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of money a voice box
Get a box, walking around the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a family with voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday during the
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll leave now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a voice box up to the drive
window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I you?", "Big Mac and a large order of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I don't care"

I can a time in this country
men were proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had twice
Second time, took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball player to play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Ruth
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five Black Cuban cigars a day
I had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I eighteen prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up Here with me
God Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, poor Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou Gehrig's
How the Hell did he not see that

We used to him, Lou, there's a disease
With your name all it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, tell you that much right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we to be nice to you non-smokers
We fucking tried,
You wanted your own sections in the restaurants, we gave you

But that wasn't enough for you, you wanted the airplanes
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation about one folks
Because I will guarantee you if the plane is down
The first announcement gonna hear is

"Folks, this is your speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're down, okay, I got a carton of Camels non-filters
see you on the ground, take it easy"
Actually, it'd be more like this, "This is Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, where they put the heroine
Only us real good smokers that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be nice to you
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You won't us alone

You got all your speeches you're always giving to us
All these facts that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store little nugget in your little fucking head
And we up and you spew 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these little facts, these facts

"Well you know, smoking ten years off your life"
Well it's the ten years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis years
You can have those years! We want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive then I'll be smoking
be in my wheelchair, with my adult diapers on
And my year old non-smoking born again
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make you wipe this time
I was all week for Christ's sake!
And get me more wippets
I'm out, you fucking pussy! Come on!"

you're always telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every takes three minutes off your life
If you now you can live an extra ten years
If you quit now, you can live an extra years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging guy? fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And dropped out of a heart when?
he was fucking jogging, that's when!

What do you wanna bet it was two
Who found the body the next morning and
"Hey! Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a fucking tragedy
on, lets go buy some buds"

It's always the yogurt sprout eating fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who three and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"