Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven thousand packs a day,
And I am never fucking quitting I care how many laws they make
What's the law now? You can only smoke in your
Under a blanket, with all the out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We you have the cigarettes
Come out of the house the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll get me copper! I'm never coming out, you hear?
I got a machine right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two at the same time
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can smoke a at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want that throat
That's the best kind, you why?
You get throat cancer, you get that voice box thing
what I'm talking about?

Sure it's scary, but you can a lot of money with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking around the of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my whole wallet, get from me!"

Imagine a family with voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get mother and the dog"
"We'll leave right now, Sparky, here"

Or the irony, a guy with a voice box pulling up to the drive
window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the manager, I don't care"

I can remember a in this country
When men were to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! Wayne had cancer twice
time, they took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow and breathe like a fish!"

Ruth, greatest baseball player to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to have a box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Cuban cigars a day
I had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I eighteen prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up Here with me
God Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, poor Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou disease
How the Hell did he not see that

We to tell him, Lou, there's a disease
With name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe disease, I'll tell you that much right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Martin said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be nice to you
We fucking tried,
You wanted own sections in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that enough for you, then you wanted the airplanes
We you the whole God damn plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation about one folks
Because I guarantee you if the plane is going down
The first you're gonna hear is

"Folks, this is Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, be more like this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, that's they put the heroine
Only us real good know that fucking secret
Yeah, we to be nice to you non-smokers
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You leave us alone

You got all your little you're always giving to us
All these little facts that you dig out of a or pamphlet
And you store little nugget in your little fucking head
And we light up and you 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these little facts, these little

"Well you know, takes ten years off your life"
Well the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis fucking years
You can have those years! We want 'em, alright!?

And I if I'm still alive then I'll be smoking then
be in my wheelchair, with my adult diapers on
And my twenty-five year old non-smoking again
Christian son me

be going, "Hey! Make sure you wipe this time
I was itching all for Christ's sake!
And get me more wippets
I'm almost out, you pussy! Come on!"

Because you're telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette takes three minutes off your
If you quit now you can an extra ten years
If you quit now, you can an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And out of a heart attack when?
When he was jogging, that's when!

do you wanna bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the morning and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, a fucking tragedy
on, lets go buy some buds"

It's always the yogurt sprout mother fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who smokes three and a half a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"