Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I seven thousand packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how laws they make
What's the law now? You can smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you the cigarettes
out of the house with the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm coming out, you hear?
I got a machine right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two cigarettes at the time
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my
be tracheotomie man!
"He can smoke a pack at a time! He's man!

I'm looking to cancer, man, I want that throat cancer
That's the kind, you know why?
You get that cancer, you get that voice box thing
Know I'm talking about?

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my whole wallet, get from me!"

Imagine a whole family voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
be out in that backyard everyday during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll right now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a box pulling up to the drive
Through at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the manager, I don't care"

I can remember a in this country
When men proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John had cancer twice
Second time, they out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, baseball player to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the American to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Ruth
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I twenty-five goddamn Black Cuban cigars a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked eighteen a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Christ, poor Lou Gehrig
of Lou Gehrig's disease
How the Hell did he not see coming?

We to tell him, Lou, there's a disease
With name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll you that much right now
a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, it's on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it best he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be to you non-smokers
We tried, okay?
You wanted your own sections in the restaurants, we you that

But that enough for you, then you wanted the airplanes
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation about that one
Because I will you if the plane is going down
The first announcement gonna hear is

"Folks, this is Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a of Camels non-filters
see you on the ground, take it easy"
Actually, it'd be more like this, "This is Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, where they put the heroine
Only us real good know that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be to you non-smokers
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You won't leave us

You got all your little speeches you're giving to us
All these facts that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you that little nugget in your little fucking head
And we light up and you 'em out at us, don't ya?
I these little facts, these little facts

"Well you know, takes ten years off your life"
it's the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis years
You can have years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm alive then I'll be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my diapers on
And my twenty-five year old born again
Christian son me

be going, "Hey! Make sure you wipe this time
I was itching all for Christ's sake!
And get me more wippets
I'm almost out, you fucking pussy! on!"

Because always telling us
"You know, if you quit now
cigarette takes three minutes off your life
If you now you can live an extra ten years
If you quit now, you can an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day
Did a book, did a jogging video
And dropped out of a heart when?
When he was fucking jogging, when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the next morning and
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a tragedy
Come on, lets go buy buds"

It's always the yogurt sprout eating fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who smokes three and a packs a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"