Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke thousand packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't how many laws they make
What's the law You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, all the lights out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you the cigarettes
Come out of the with the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm get one of those tracheotomies
So I can two cigarettes at the same time
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can a pack at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want that throat
That's the best kind, you why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that box thing
Know what I'm talking

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of money with a box
Get a voice box, walking around the streets of
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get mother and the dog"
"We'll right now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy a voice box pulling up to the drive
window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I care"

I can remember a time in this
men were proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John had cancer twice
Second time, took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Ruth
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Black Cuban a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Christ, poor Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou disease
How the Hell did he not see coming?

We used to tell him, Lou, there's a
With your name all it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you that right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", we tried to be nice to you non-smokers
We fucking tried,
You wanted your own sections in the restaurants, we gave you

But that enough for you, then you wanted the airplanes
We you the whole God damn plane! You happy now?
You own the plane! I'd like an explanation about that one folks
I will guarantee you if the plane is going down
The announcement you're gonna hear is

"Folks, this is your speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a of Camels non-filters
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, it'd be more this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, that's where put the heroine
us real good smokers know that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be nice to you
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You won't leave us

You got all your little speeches you're giving to us
All these facts that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little in your little fucking head
And we light up and you 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love little facts, these little facts

"Well you know, smoking takes ten years off life"
Well the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! the wheelchair, dialysis fucking years
You can those years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive I'll be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my adult on
And my twenty-five year old born again
son behind me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make you wipe this time
I was itching all for Christ's sake!
And get me more wippets
I'm almost out, you fucking pussy! on!"

you're always telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette takes three off your life
If you quit now you can an extra ten years
If you quit now, you can live an extra years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging guy? fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And dropped out of a attack when?
When he was jogging, that's when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who the body the next morning and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a fucking
Come on, go buy some buds"

It's always the sprout eating mother fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who smokes three and a half a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"