Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I to smoke, I smoke seven thousand packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how many laws make
What's the law now? You can only in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the now, huh?

The are outside, "We know you have the cigarettes
Come out of the house with the cigarettes above head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm never coming out, you
I got a cigarette machine here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two cigarettes at the same
I'm gonna get tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can a pack at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want that throat
That's the best kind, you why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box
Know I'm talking about?

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of money a voice box
Get a voice box, walking the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in backyard everyday during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll leave right now, Sparky, here"

Or the irony, a guy with a voice box pulling up to the drive
Through at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I care"

I can remember a time in country
men were proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John had cancer twice
Second time, took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Ruth
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Cuban cigars a day
I had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I eighteen prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up Here me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou disease
How the Hell did he not see that

We to tell him, Lou, there's a disease
With your name all it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you that much now
a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, it's on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it best when he
"Hey! I can drive!", we tried to be nice to you non-smokers
We tried, okay?
You wanted your own sections in the restaurants, we gave you

But wasn't enough for you, then you wanted the airplanes
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation about that one
Because I will guarantee you if the plane is going
The first announcement you're gonna is

"Folks, is your Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels non-filters
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, it'd be like this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, that's where they put the
Only us real smokers know that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be nice to you
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You leave us alone

You got all your little you're always giving to us
All these little facts that you dig out of a newspaper or
And you store that nugget in your little fucking head
And we up and you spew 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these facts, these little facts

"Well you know, takes ten years off your life"
Well it's the ten worst years, isn't it
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, fucking years
You can have years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive I'll be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my diapers on
And my twenty-five year old non-smoking born
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! sure you wipe this time
I was itching all for Christ's sake!
And get me more wippets
I'm almost out, you fucking pussy! on!"

Because you're telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette takes three minutes off life
If you quit now you can live an extra ten
If you quit now, you can an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous jogging guy? Jogged fifteen a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And out of a heart attack when?
he was fucking jogging, that's when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the next morning and
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, a fucking tragedy
on, lets go buy some buds"

It's always the yogurt sprout mother fuckers
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who smokes three and a half a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"