Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven thousand packs a day,
And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how many laws they
What's the law now? You can only smoke in apartment
Under a blanket, with all the out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you the cigarettes
Come out of the house with the above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm never out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two at the same time
I'm get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can smoke a at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want throat cancer
the best kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box
Know what I'm about?

Sure it's scary, but you can a lot of money with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking around the streets of
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my whole wallet, get away me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll leave now, Sparky, come here"

Or the irony, a guy with a voice box pulling up to the drive
Through window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck,
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I don't care"

I can remember a in this country
When men proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had twice
time, they took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball player to ever the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to have a box
Yeah!, "This is Ruth
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Black cigars a day
I had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I eighteen prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou disease
How the did he not see that coming?

We used to tell him, Lou, a disease
With name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you that much now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy Martin it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", we tried to be nice to you non-smokers
We fucking tried,
You wanted your own in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't enough for you, then you the airplanes
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You happy
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation that one folks
Because I guarantee you if the plane is going down
The first you're gonna hear is

"Folks, this is your Captain speaking, look, uhm, 'em up
'Cause we're down, okay, I got a carton of Camels non-filters
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, it'd be more this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, where they put the heroine
Only us real good smokers know that fucking
Yeah, we to be nice to you non-smokers
But you fucking badger us, you know? You won't leave us alone

You got all your little speeches always giving to us
All these little facts that you dig out of a or pamphlet
And you store little nugget in your little fucking head
And we light up and you spew 'em out at us, ya?
I love these little facts, these facts

"Well you know, smoking takes ten years off life"
Well it's the ten worst years, isn't it
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis years
You can have years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive then I'll be then
be in my wheelchair, with my adult diapers on
And my twenty-five year old born again
son behind me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you this time
I was itching all for Christ's sake!
And get me some more
I'm almost out, you fucking pussy! on!"

Because always telling us
"You know, if you quit now
cigarette takes three minutes off your life
If you now you can live an extra ten years
If you quit now, you can live an extra years"

Hey, I got two for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging guy? Jogged fifteen a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And dropped out of a heart when?
When he was jogging, that's when!

do you wanna bet it was two smokers
Who found the the next morning and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a fucking
on, lets go buy some buds"

It's the yogurt sprout eating mother fuckers
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who three and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"