Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke thousand packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I care how many laws they make
What's the law now? You can only in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The are outside, "We know you have the cigarettes
Come out of the with the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll get me copper! I'm never coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of those
So I can smoke two at the same time
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my
I'll be man!
"He can a pack at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I that throat cancer
the best kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that box thing
Know I'm talking about?

Sure scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voice box
Get a box, walking around the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! my whole wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll leave now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a voice box pulling up to the
window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I care"

I can remember a in this country
When men proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer
Second time, took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball player to play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five Black Cuban cigars a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I eighteen prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up Here with me
God Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, poor Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou disease
How the Hell did he not see coming?

We used to him, Lou, there's a disease
your name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe disease, I'll tell you that much right now
a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, it's on me"

I know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be nice to you
We fucking tried,
You wanted your own sections in the restaurants, we gave you

But that wasn't enough for you, then you the airplanes
We gave you the God damn plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation that one folks
I will guarantee you if the plane is going down
The first you're gonna hear is

"Folks, this is your Captain speaking, look, uhm, 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a of Camels non-filters
see you on the ground, take it easy"
Actually, it'd be more like this, "This is your speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, where they put the heroine
Only us real good smokers know that fucking
Yeah, we to be nice to you non-smokers
But you fucking badger us, you know? You won't leave us alone

You got all your speeches you're always giving to us
All these little that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little in your little fucking head
And we up and you spew 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these little facts, these little

"Well you know, smoking takes ten off your life"
Well the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, fucking years
You can have those years! We don't 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive then I'll be then
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my diapers on
And my twenty-five old non-smoking born again
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you this time
I was itching all week for sake!
And get me some more
I'm almost out, you pussy! Come on!"

Because you're telling us
"You know, if you quit now
Every cigarette three minutes off your life
If you quit now you can an extra ten years
If you quit now, you can live an extra years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous jogging guy? Jogged miles a day
Did a book, did a jogging video
And dropped out of a heart when?
When he was fucking jogging, when!

do you wanna bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the next and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a fucking
Come on, go buy some buds"

It's the yogurt sprout eating mother fuckers
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who smokes three and a packs a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"