Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke thousand packs a day, okay?
And I am fucking quitting I don't care how many laws they make
What's the law You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the rule now,

The cops are outside, "We know you have the
Come out of the house with the cigarettes above head"
"You'll get me copper! I'm never coming out, you hear?
I got a machine right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two cigarettes at the same
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my
be tracheotomie man!
"He can smoke a pack at a time! He's man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want that throat
That's the best kind, you why?
You get throat cancer, you get that voice box thing
Know what I'm talking

Sure scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking around the streets of
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! my whole wallet, get away from me!"

a whole family with voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that everyday during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get mother and the dog"
"We'll right now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy a voice box pulling up to the drive
window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I don't care"

I can a time in this country
When men proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had twice
time, they took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest player to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Cuban cigars a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Christ, poor Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou Gehrig's
How the Hell did he not see coming?

We to tell him, Lou, there's a disease
your name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you that much now
a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, it's on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy Martin it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be nice to you
We tried, okay?
You wanted own sections in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't enough for you, you wanted the airplanes
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You happy
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation that one folks
Because I will guarantee you if the is going down
The first announcement gonna hear is

"Folks, is your Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
we're going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels non-filters
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, it'd be like this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, that's where put the heroine
us real good smokers know that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be to you non-smokers
But you just fucking us, you know? You won't leave us alone

You got all your little speeches you're always to us
All these little facts that you dig out of a newspaper or
And you store that little in your little fucking head
And we light up and you spew 'em out at us, ya?
I love these little facts, these little

"Well you know, takes ten years off your life"
it's the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis fucking years
You can have those years! We don't 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm alive then I'll be smoking then
be in my wheelchair, with my adult diapers on
And my twenty-five year old born again
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make you wipe this time
I was itching all week for sake!
And get me more wippets
I'm out, you fucking pussy! Come on!"

Because you're telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette takes minutes off your life
If you quit now you can live an ten years
If you quit now, you can live an twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging Jogged fifteen miles a day
Did a book, did a jogging video
And dropped out of a heart when?
he was fucking jogging, that's when!

What do you wanna bet it was two
Who found the body the morning and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, it?" "Wow, what a fucking tragedy
Come on, lets go buy buds"

always the yogurt sprout eating mother fuckers
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who three and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"