Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven thousand a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I care how many laws they make
What's the law You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the lights Is that the rule now, huh?

The are outside, "We know you have the cigarettes
Come out of the house with the cigarettes above head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can two cigarettes at the same time
I'm get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can smoke a at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I that throat cancer
the best kind, you know why?
You get that cancer, you get that voice box thing
Know I'm talking about?

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking around the of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my whole wallet, get away me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll right now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a box pulling up to the drive
Through window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck,
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I care"

I can remember a time in this
When men proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer
time, they took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest player to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Cuban cigars a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou disease
How the Hell did he not see coming?

We used to tell him, Lou, a disease
With your all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you that much now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be nice to you
We fucking tried,
You wanted your own in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't enough for you, you wanted the airplanes
We gave you the whole God plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an about that one folks
Because I will guarantee you if the plane is going
The first announcement gonna hear is

"Folks, this is your Captain speaking, look, uhm, 'em up
we're going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels non-filters
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, it'd be like this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, that's where they put the
Only us real smokers know that fucking secret
Yeah, we to be nice to you non-smokers
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You won't leave us

You got all little speeches you're always giving to us
All little facts that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little nugget in your little head
And we light up and you 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these little facts, these facts

"Well you know, takes ten years off your life"
Well the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis years
You can those years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive then I'll be smoking
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my diapers on
And my twenty-five year old non-smoking born
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! sure you wipe this time
I was itching all week for sake!
And get me more wippets
I'm almost out, you pussy! Come on!"

Because you're always us
"You know, if you quit now
Every cigarette takes three off your life
If you now you can live an extra ten years
If you now, you can live an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging guy? Jogged fifteen a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And out of a heart attack when?
When he was jogging, that's when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the morning and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, it?" "Wow, what a fucking tragedy
Come on, lets go buy buds"

It's always the yogurt sprout eating mother
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who smokes and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"