Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven thousand a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't how many laws they make
What's the law You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you have the
Come out of the house with the cigarettes above head"
"You'll get me copper! I'm never coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two cigarettes at the same
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way my neck
I'll be man!
"He can a pack at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want throat cancer
the best kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that box thing
Know what I'm about?

Sure it's scary, but you can a lot of money with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, that'd be creepy, it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday during the
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get mother and the dog"
"We'll leave right now, Sparky, here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a voice box up to the drive
window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I you?", "Big Mac and a large order of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I don't care"

I can remember a in this country
When men proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John had cancer twice
time, they took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe a fish!"

Ruth, greatest baseball player to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I twenty-five goddamn Black Cuban cigars a day
I had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I fucked eighteen a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up with me
God Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, poor Lou Gehrig
Died of Lou Gehrig's
How the did he not see that coming?

We to tell him, Lou, there's a disease
With your all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe disease, I'll tell you that much right now
a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, it's on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be nice to you
We tried, okay?
You wanted your own in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't enough for you, then you the airplanes
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an about that one folks
I will guarantee you if the plane is going down
The first announcement you're gonna is

"Folks, this is your speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a of Camels non-filters
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, it'd be more this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the part, that's where they put the heroine
Only us real good know that fucking secret
Yeah, we to be nice to you non-smokers
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You won't us alone

You got all your speeches you're always giving to us
All little facts that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little nugget in your little head
And we light up and you spew 'em out at us, ya?
I love these little facts, these little

"Well you know, smoking takes ten off your life"
Well it's the ten worst years, isn't it
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, fucking years
You can those years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive then I'll be smoking
be in my wheelchair, with my adult diapers on
And my year old non-smoking born again
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you this time
I was itching all week for sake!
And get me some more
I'm almost out, you pussy! Come on!"

you're always telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette takes three off your life
If you quit now you can live an extra ten
If you quit now, you can an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous jogging Jogged fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And dropped out of a heart when?
he was fucking jogging, that's when!

What do you wanna bet it was two
Who found the body the next and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, it?" "Wow, what a fucking tragedy
Come on, lets go buy buds"

It's always the yogurt eating mother fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who three and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"