Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke thousand packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking I don't care how many laws they make
What's the law You can only smoke in your apartment
a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you have the
Come out of the house with the cigarettes above head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm never out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can two cigarettes at the same time
I'm get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can smoke a at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want that cancer
the best kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get voice box thing
Know what I'm talking

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of money with a box
Get a voice box, walking around the of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my whole wallet, get away me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that everyday during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get mother and the dog"
"We'll right now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a voice box up to the drive
window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I you?", "Big Mac and a large order of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the manager, I don't care"

I can remember a in this country
When men were to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! Wayne had cancer twice
Second time, they out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, baseball player to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the American to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Black Cuban a day
I had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I fucked prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, poor Lou
of Lou Gehrig's disease
How the did he not see that coming?

We to tell him, Lou, there's a disease
your name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe disease, I'll tell you that much right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", we tried to be nice to you non-smokers
We tried, okay?
You your own sections in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't enough for you, then you wanted the
We gave you the God damn plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation that one folks
Because I will guarantee you if the is going down
The first you're gonna hear is

"Folks, this is Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels
see you on the ground, take it easy"
Actually, it'd be more this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, that's where they put the
Only us good smokers know that fucking secret
Yeah, we to be nice to you non-smokers
But you just badger us, you know? You won't leave us alone

You got all your speeches you're always giving to us
All these facts that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little nugget in your little fucking
And we light up and you 'em out at us, don't ya?
I these little facts, these little facts

"Well you know, smoking takes ten off your life"
it's the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis fucking
You can have years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still then I'll be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, my adult diapers on
And my twenty-five year old born again
son behind me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you this time
I was all week for Christ's sake!
And get me some more
I'm out, you fucking pussy! Come on!"

you're always telling us
"You know, if you quit now
cigarette takes three minutes off your life
If you quit now you can live an extra ten
If you quit now, you can an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous jogging guy? fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And dropped out of a attack when?
When he was fucking jogging, when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the morning and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, a fucking tragedy
Come on, lets go buy buds"

It's always the yogurt eating mother fuckers
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who smokes three and a half a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"