Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke thousand packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I care how many laws they make
What's the law now? You can only in your apartment
a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you have the
Come out of the house the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of those
So I can two cigarettes at the same time
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way my neck
be tracheotomie man!
"He can a pack at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking to cancer, man, I want that throat cancer
the best kind, you know why?
You get that cancer, you get that voice box thing
Know what I'm talking

it's scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voice box
Get a box, walking around the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole family voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
be out in that backyard everyday during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get mother and the dog"
"We'll leave right now, Sparky, here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a voice box up to the drive
window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I care"

I can remember a in this country
When men proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer
time, they took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest player to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the American to have a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke goddamn Black Cuban cigars a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, poor Lou
of Lou Gehrig's disease
How the Hell did he not see coming?

We used to tell him, Lou, there's a
With name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe disease, I'll tell you that much right now
a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, it's on me"

I know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be to you non-smokers
We fucking tried,
You wanted your own in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't for you, then you wanted the airplanes
We gave you the God damn plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation about one folks
Because I guarantee you if the plane is going down
The first announcement you're hear is

"Folks, this is your speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, it'd be more this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, where they put the heroine
Only us real good know that fucking secret
Yeah, we to be nice to you non-smokers
But you just badger us, you know? You won't leave us alone

You got all your little speeches always giving to us
All these little that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little nugget in your little fucking
And we up and you spew 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love little facts, these little facts

"Well you know, smoking takes ten years off life"
Well it's the ten years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis fucking
You can have those years! We don't 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive I'll be smoking then
be in my wheelchair, with my adult diapers on
And my year old non-smoking born again
son behind me

I'll be going, "Hey! sure you wipe this time
I was itching all week for sake!
And get me some wippets
I'm out, you fucking pussy! Come on!"

Because you're telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette takes minutes off your life
If you quit now you can live an extra ten
If you quit now, you can live an extra years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a jogging
And dropped out of a attack when?
When he was jogging, that's when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who found the the next morning and went
"Hey! Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a fucking tragedy
on, lets go buy some buds"

It's the yogurt sprout eating mother fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who three and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"