Sluts

Well, were sluts, you and me
Succumb to pleasure easily
Despite our last sincere intent
We rise at two and go out unkempt

Retire at six for a little more
Hey, theres no one keeping score
Except the dog whos kinda bored

And were sluts, the two of us
Why walk, we can get the bus
Why get the bus when we can cab it
Living large is our best habit

Dont cook now, its much too late
Look at all the dirty plates
Lets go where we dont have to wait
And no ifs, no ands, no buts cause were sluts

Were sluts and were proud of it
Doing whats appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house but separate wings

Sluts, were sluts, its what we do
Promiscuity for two
Were not here wait for the tone
Oh yes, we rarely check the phone

Please call back another day
Hold me down just where I lay
I dont wanna float away
No ifs, no ands, no buts cause were sluts

Were sluts, were proud of it
Curled up like invertebrates
One day we will live like queens
Always just beyond our means

And were sluts
Sluts, sluts, sluts
Were sluts
Its our claim to fame

Please remind me of your name
This is where we both belong
I wonder where my cellphones gone
Lets be realistic sweet

Soon well have to make ends meet
Make our home between the sheets
No ifs, no ands, no buts, were sluts

Were sluts and were proud of it
Doing whats appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house separate wings

Were sluts, we dont care
You look good in my underwear
I love you you so and so
We just met three days ago
Sluts