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May I have attention please
Will the Reals Shady plese stand up
I repeat, Will the real slim shady please
Were gonna have a problem

Y'all act yall never seen a white person before,
jaws on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door and whoopin her ass worse than before they first got divorced and started throwin over furniture,
the return of the .. oh wait,no way, you're kidding,
he didn't say what i think he did, did he?
and dr.dre said...
nothing you idiots dr.dre's he 's locked in my basement!
feminist women love Emimem chigg chika Slim Shady i'm sick of him, at him, walkin around grabbin his you know what and flippin at you know who, yeah but he's so cute though,
yeah i prolly got a couple'a up in my head loose,
but no worse than whats on in your parents bedroom,
i wanna get on tv and just let loose, but i cant,
but its cool for ??tom green?? to a moose,
my bum is on lips,
my bum is on lips,
an if im you might just give it a little kiss,
and thats the message we to little kids and expect them not to know what a womans clitoris is,
of course gonna know wat intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade the got the discovery channel don't they?
we aint nothin but mammals, well some of us are cannibals who cut other people open antelopes
but if we can hump dead and antelopes,
then theres no reason that a man and another man elope,
but if you like i feel i've got the antidote, women wear your pantyhose, sing the chorus an it goes.

im slim shady yes im the real shady, all the other slim shady's are just imatating, so won't the real slim please stand up,
please stand up, stand up,

im like a headtrip to listen, coz im only givin you things that you joke with your friends inside your living room,
the only difference is i got the balls to say in front of ya'll an i dont gotta be short or at all,
i jus get on the mike an spit it an whether u like to admit it,*riit* i jus shit it better ninety percent of you rappers out there,
and you wonder how can eat up these albums like valiums, its funny,
coz at the rate im goin when im thirty, i'll be the person in the nursing home flirtin, pinchin nurses asses while im jackin off jerkin the gherkin and this whole bag of viagra isn't workin,
an every single person is a slim shady lurkin who could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings, *** the parkin lot circling screamin i don't give a fuck, with his windows down and his system up
so would the real slim shady please stand up, and put one of fingers on each hand up, an be proud to be outta your mind, an outta control, and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

m slim shady yes im the shady.....