Luyện nghe bài hát Slim Shade EP

May I have your attention
the Reals Slim Shady plese stand up
I repeat, Will the real slim please standup
gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like yall never seen a person before,
jaws on the floor like Pam and just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first got divorced and started throwin over furniture,
it's the of the .. oh wait,no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what i he did, did he?
and dr.dre said...
nothing you dr.dre's dead he 's locked in my basement!
women love Emimem chigg chika Slim Shady i'm sick of him, look at him, walkin around grabbin his you know what and flippin at you know who, yeah but he's so cute though,
yeah i prolly got a couple'a up in my head loose,
but no worse than whats on in your parents bedroom,
i wanna get on tv and just let loose, but i cant,
but its cool for ??tom green?? to a moose,
my bum is on lips,
my bum is on lips,
an if im lucky you might give it a little kiss,
and thats the message we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womans is,
of course gonna know wat intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade the got the discovery channel don't they?
we aint nothin but mammals, well of us are cannibals who cut other people open like antelopes
but if we can dead animals and antelopes,
then no reason that a man and another man can't elope,
but if you feel like i feel got the antidote, women wear your pantyhose, sing the chorus an it goes.

im slim shady yes im the shady, all the other slim shady's are just imatating, so won't the real slim shady please stand up,
please up, please stand up,

im like a headtrip to listen, coz im only givin you things that you joke about with friends inside your living room,
the only difference is i got the balls to say in front of ya'll an i gotta be short or sugar-coated at all,
i jus get on the mike an spit it an whether u like to it,*riit* i jus shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out there,
and you wonder how can kids eat up these like valiums, its funny,
coz at the im goin when im thirty, i'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtin, pinchin nurses asses while im jackin off jerkin the gherkin and this whole bag of viagra isn't workin,
an every single person is a slim shady lurkin who could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings, *** through the parkin lot circling screamin i don't give a fuck, with his windows down and his up
so would the real slim shady please stand up, and put one of those fingers on each hand up, an be proud to be outta your mind, an control, and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

m slim shady yes im the shady.....