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May I have your attention
Will the Slim Shady plese stand up
I repeat, Will the real slim shady standup
Were gonna a problem here

Y'all act yall never seen a white person before,
jaws on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door and started her ass worse than before they first got divorced and started throwin over furniture,
it's the of the .. oh wait,no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what i he did, did he?
and dr.dre said...
nothing you idiots dr.dre's dead he 's in my basement!
feminist women love Emimem chigg chika Slim Shady i'm of him, look at him, walkin around grabbin his you know what and flippin at you know who, yeah but he's so cute though,
i prolly got a couple'a screws up in my head loose,
but no worse than whats on in your parents bedroom,
sometimes i wanna get on tv and let loose, but i cant,
but its cool for green?? to hump a moose,
my bum is on lips,
my bum is on lips,
an if im you might just give it a little kiss,
and the message we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womans clitoris is,
of course gonna know wat intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade the got the discovery channel don't they?
we aint nothin but mammals, well some of us are who cut other people open like antelopes
but if we can hump animals and antelopes,
theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope,
but if you feel i feel i've got the antidote, women wear your pantyhose, sing the chorus an it goes.

im slim shady yes im the real shady, all the other slim are just imatating, so won't the real slim shady please stand up,
stand up, please stand up,

im like a headtrip to listen, coz im only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room,
the only difference is i got the to say in front of ya'll an i dont gotta be short or sugar-coated at all,
i jus get on the mike an spit it an whether u like to admit it,*riit* i jus shit it better than percent of you rappers out there,
and you wonder how can eat up these albums like valiums, its funny,
coz at the rate im goin when im thirty, i'll be the only person in the home flirtin, pinchin nurses asses while im jackin off jerkin the gherkin and this whole bag of viagra isn't workin,
an every single person is a slim shady who could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings, *** through the parkin lot circling screamin i don't give a fuck, with his windows down and his system up
so would the real slim shady please up, and put one of those fingers on each hand up, an be proud to be outta your mind, an outta control, and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

m slim shady yes im the shady.....