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May I your attention please
Will the Reals Slim plese stand up
I repeat, Will the real slim please standup
Were have a problem here

Y'all act like never seen a white person before,
jaws on the floor Pam and Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first got divorced and started throwin over furniture,
it's the return of the .. oh wait,no way, kidding,
he didn't just say what i he did, did he?
and dr.dre said...
nothing you idiots dr.dre's dead he 's in my basement!
feminist women love Emimem chigg chika Slim Shady i'm sick of him, look at him, walkin around his you know what and flippin at you know who, yeah but he's so cute though,
yeah i got a couple'a screws up in my head loose,
but no than whats goin on in your parents bedroom,
sometimes i get on tv and just let loose, but i cant,
but its cool for ??tom to hump a moose,
my bum is on lips,
my bum is on lips,
an if im lucky you might just give it a kiss,
and thats the message we deliver to little kids and expect them not to what a womans clitoris is,
of course they gonna know wat intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade the got the channel don't they?
we aint nothin but mammals, well some of us are cannibals who cut other people open antelopes
but if we can hump animals and antelopes,
then theres no reason a man and another man can't elope,
but if you like i feel i've got the antidote, women wear your pantyhose, sing the chorus an it goes.

im slim shady yes im the real shady, all the other slim shady's are just imatating, so won't the real slim shady please up,
please up, please stand up,

im like a headtrip to listen, coz im only givin you things that you joke about with your friends inside your room,
the only difference is i got the balls to say in front of ya'll an i dont gotta be or sugar-coated at all,
i jus get on the mike an spit it an whether u like to it,*riit* i jus shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out there,
and you wonder how can kids eat up these albums valiums, its funny,
coz at the rate im goin when im thirty, be the only person in the nursing home flirtin, pinchin nurses asses while im jackin off jerkin the gherkin and this whole bag of viagra isn't workin,
an every single person is a slim shady lurkin who could be workin at king, spittin on your onion rings, *** through the parkin lot circling screamin i don't give a fuck, with his windows down and his system up
so would the real slim shady please stand up, and put one of those on each hand up, an be proud to be outta your mind, an outta control, and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

m slim shady yes im the shady.....