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May I have your attention
Will the Slim Shady plese stand up
I repeat, Will the real shady please standup
Were gonna have a here

Y'all act like yall seen a white person before,
jaws on the floor Pam and Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first got divorced and started throwin over furniture,
it's the return of the .. oh wait,no way, kidding,
he didn't just say what i he did, did he?
and dr.dre said...
nothing you dr.dre's dead he 's locked in my basement!
feminist women love Emimem chigg chika Slim Shady i'm sick of him, look at him, walkin around grabbin his you know what and flippin at you know who, yeah but so cute though,
yeah i prolly got a couple'a screws up in my loose,
but no worse than whats on in your parents bedroom,
i wanna get on tv and just let loose, but i cant,
but its cool for ??tom green?? to a moose,
my bum is on lips,
my bum is on lips,
an if im lucky you just give it a little kiss,
and thats the message we deliver to little kids and them not to know what a womans clitoris is,
of course they know wat intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade the got the discovery channel don't they?
we nothin but mammals, well some of us are cannibals who cut other people open like antelopes
but if we can hump animals and antelopes,
then no reason that a man and another man can't elope,
but if you feel like i feel i've got the antidote, women wear pantyhose, sing the chorus an it goes.

im slim shady yes im the real shady, all the other slim shady's are just imatating, so won't the real slim please stand up,
please stand up, stand up,

im like a headtrip to listen, coz im only givin you things that you joke about with your inside your living room,
the only difference is i got the balls to say in front of ya'll an i dont be short or sugar-coated at all,
i jus get on the mike an spit it an whether u to admit it,*riit* i jus shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out there,
and you wonder how can kids eat up these like valiums, its funny,
coz at the rate im goin when im thirty, i'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtin, pinchin nurses asses while im off jerkin the gherkin and this whole bag of viagra isn't workin,
an every single person is a slim shady lurkin who could be workin at burger king, on your onion rings, *** through the parkin lot circling screamin i don't give a fuck, with his windows down and his system up
so would the real slim shady please up, and put one of those fingers on each hand up, an be proud to be outta your mind, an outta control, and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

m shady yes im the real shady.....