Luyện nghe bài hát Slim Shade EP

May I have your attention
Will the Reals Slim Shady plese up
I repeat, the real slim shady please standup
Were gonna have a problem

act like yall never seen a white person before,
jaws on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass than before they first got divorced and started throwin over furniture,
the return of the .. oh wait,no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say i think he did, did he?
and dr.dre said...
nothing you idiots dr.dre's dead he 's in my basement!
feminist women love Emimem chigg chika Slim Shady i'm sick of him, look at him, walkin around grabbin his you what and flippin at you know who, yeah but he's so cute though,
yeah i prolly got a screws up in my head loose,
but no worse than whats goin on in parents bedroom,
sometimes i get on tv and just let loose, but i cant,
but its cool for ??tom to hump a moose,
my bum is on lips,
my bum is on lips,
an if im lucky you might just it a little kiss,
and thats the we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womans clitoris is,
of course they gonna know wat intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade the got the discovery channel don't
we aint but mammals, well some of us are cannibals who cut other people open like antelopes
but if we can hump animals and antelopes,
theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope,
but if you feel like i feel i've got the antidote, women your pantyhose, sing the chorus an it goes.

im slim shady yes im the real shady, all the other shady's are just imatating, so won't the real slim shady please stand up,
please stand up, please up,

im like a headtrip to listen, coz im only givin you things that you joke with your friends inside your living room,
the only is i got the balls to say in front of ya'll an i dont gotta be short or sugar-coated at all,
i jus get on the mike an spit it an whether u like to admit it,*riit* i jus shit it better than ninety percent of you out there,
and you wonder how can kids eat up these albums valiums, its funny,
coz at the rate im goin when im thirty, i'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtin, pinchin nurses while im jackin off jerkin the gherkin and this whole bag of viagra isn't workin,
an every single person is a slim shady lurkin who could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings, *** through the lot circling screamin i don't give a fuck, with his windows down and his system up
so would the real slim shady please stand up, and put one of those fingers on each hand up, an be proud to be outta your mind, an control, and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

m slim yes im the real shady.....