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May I have your attention
Will the Reals Shady plese stand up
I repeat, Will the real slim shady standup
Were have a problem here

Y'all act like yall seen a white person before,
jaws on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass than before they first got divorced and started throwin over furniture,
it's the of the .. oh wait,no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say i think he did, did he?
and dr.dre said...
nothing you idiots dr.dre's he 's locked in my basement!
feminist women love Emimem chigg chika Slim Shady i'm sick of him, look at him, walkin around grabbin his you know what and flippin at you know who, yeah but he's so though,
yeah i got a couple'a screws up in my head loose,
but no worse than whats on in your parents bedroom,
sometimes i wanna get on tv and let loose, but i cant,
but its for ??tom green?? to hump a moose,
my bum is on lips,
my bum is on lips,
an if im lucky you might just it a little kiss,
and thats the message we to little kids and expect them not to know what a womans clitoris is,
of course they gonna know wat intercourse is by the time they hit fourth the got the discovery channel don't they?
we aint nothin but mammals, some of us are cannibals who cut other people open like antelopes
but if we can hump animals and antelopes,
then no reason that a man and another man can't elope,
but if you feel like i feel i've got the antidote, women wear your pantyhose, the chorus an it goes.

im slim shady yes im the real shady, all the slim shady's are just imatating, so won't the real slim shady please stand up,
stand up, please stand up,

im like a headtrip to listen, coz im only givin you things that you joke about your friends inside your living room,
the only is i got the balls to say in front of ya'll an i dont gotta be short or sugar-coated at all,
i jus get on the mike an spit it an u like to admit it,*riit* i jus shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out there,
and you wonder how can eat up these albums like valiums, its funny,
coz at the rate im goin when im thirty, i'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtin, pinchin asses while im jackin off jerkin the gherkin and this whole bag of viagra isn't workin,
an every single person is a slim shady lurkin who be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings, *** through the parkin lot circling screamin i don't give a fuck, with his windows down and his system up
so would the real slim shady please stand up, and put one of those on each hand up, an be proud to be outta your mind, an outta control, and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

m slim yes im the real shady.....