* This song has two A. "The edge of hardcore rap; the most innovative stuff for 1993" -- gangsta parody the "Classroom" skit B. Perry introduces the _real_ Slaughtahouse
A:
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...) is MC Negro And this is this MC And this is our new single OUR NEW This shit is called Negro! Coming off our last LP LP _Shit's Killin' Motherfuckers Dead_ Killin em And this is how we gonna shit for the nine-tray
Verse MC Negro
come the craziest niggaz on earth Cutthroats, ever birth Blood and guts are gonna 'cause it's murder murder murder, and kill kill Chainsaw in my Barb-wire rope, and I'll ya like a poster So when I grab my axe you better Cause I'm "swing swing swing, and chop chop" in the Slaughtahouse
Yeah, yo MC Show these what the dress code is
Verse Two: MC
Raiders and Kings gear Only wear black and I don't how to act no more... so come and take a and Mess around with the black Manson Body parts in the I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer but slaughta ya momma So up the do' To the Slaughtahouse, so I can a little mo'
Yeahhh, Yeah! This is MC And this the MC And this is real over here, motherfucker, real real This is the brand new LP, it's _Brains on the Sidewalk_ on the sidewalk! And all we do now Is murder murder, kill kill kill
Part B: Paula Perry, Ase
One two, one two This is Perry and it's a brand new year for the weak-ass, wack-ass No-skills, negative, MC's to get down They're Slaughta'd! [Lord Death to the wack MC's --> repeat 4X (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Too many suckas, too many wack records played Too much money made, it's time for the wack to get slayed Take suckas to war Ase, take em to war!
It's the jeep (ass niguh), it's the (ass niguh) Whatcha about the jeep (ass niguh) It's the jeep (ass niguh), the jeep (ass niguh) Here we go, the jeep (ass niguh) (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) hear me talking "I could kill a man!!" Started making records but I'm a fan take you down, I break your crown I make you frown, I wake the Tick, it out tock I rock your whole block Got the funk dialect in With the boom, bashin, bass is smashin and crashin your bedroom walls, and monster Dashin, man with the kick, that be Kids don't be trying, this trick cause I'm -tifical, ninety-nine wanna kill to sound ill, you find their brains with a drill it... *sound of a [What a funny house!] (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!)
Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, it's a playpen Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, no escapin This is the place where freestyling are sharp like axes, and get the chills Drum is the cash, the rash you'll be itchin for the green and, talking like they're mean and crazy, oh baby, ready, for this yo Make me, a poster, holdin, a I can be the (man) I can be the (man) Cause they see me the gun in my hand I, am not, down the standard The man did, not do, every other man did Candid, just like the man Funts And there's nothing worse than, a rapper when he So your hands up in the air If you really don't about the next life, you get the chair In the price a rapper must pay]
Whassup kid you hear that new album on the Sidewalk_? Yeah FAT right? Yeah I like part MURDER MURDER, and KILL KILL KILL Yaknow that's what it's all Yeah I'm gonna be just that when I grow up You think I
Digga] This is a brand new year for motherfucker's heads to start Masta Ase, Ase, Digga, Shiloh, Eyceurok, the Brooklynites And the Floor Watch your black man biggest enemy's in the mirror Long is the road to freedom self-destruction The Slaughtahouse, death Death to the average wack MC's And of the original man, turned killer man