* song has two parts: A. "The cutting edge of rap; the most innovative stuff for 1993" -- parody following the "Classroom" skit B. Paula Perry introduces the _real_
A:
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...) This is MC And this is Ign-ant MC And this is our new single OUR NEW This shit is Slaughtahouse Negro! Coming off our last LP LP _Shit's Real Motherfuckers Dead_ em dead And is how we gonna rock shit for the nine-tray
One: MC Negro
Here the craziest niggaz on earth Cutthroats, since birth Blood and are gonna spill 'cause murder murder murder, and kill kill kill Chainsaw in my Barb-wire rope, and I'll ya like a poster So when I grab my axe you better Cause I'm "swing swing swing, and chop chop" in the Slaughtahouse
Yeah, yo MC Show niggaz what the dress code is
Verse Two: MC
Raiders and Kings gear Only wear and I don't know how to act no more... so and take a chance and Mess around with the Charles Manson Body in the freezer I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer but slaughta ya momma So up the do' To the Slaughtahouse, so I can kill a mo'
Yeahhh, Yeah! is MC Negro And this the MC And this shit is real here, motherfucker, real real This is the brand new LP, it's called _Brains on the on the sidewalk! And all we do now Is murder murder murder, kill kill
Part B: Perry, Masta Ase
One two, one two is Paula Perry and it's a brand new year Time for the weak-ass, No-skills, negative, MC's to get shut They're Slaughta'd! [Lord Digga] to the wack MC's --> repeat 4X (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Too many suckas, too many wack gettin played Too much money bein made, time for the wack to get slayed Take these to war Ase, take em to war!
It's the (ass niguh), it's the jeep (ass niguh) Whatcha know about the (ass niguh) It's the (ass niguh), it's the jeep (ass niguh) we go, with the jeep (ass niguh) (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Never hear me talking "I could a man!!" Started records but I'm still a fan I'll take you down, I your crown I make you frown, I the town Tick, check it out tock I rock your block Got the funk in stock With the boom, bashin, bass is smashin and crashin your walls, and monster mashin Dashin, man with the kick, that be Kids don't be trying, trick cause I'm scien- -tifical, ninety-nine rappers wanna to sound ill, you find their brains with a drill it... *sound of a [What a funny house!] (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!)
to my Slaughtahouse, it's like a playpen Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, there's no This is the place where skills are sharp axes, and suckas get the chills Drum is the cash, the rash you'll be itchin for the and, everybody's talking like they're mean and crazy, oh baby, you're ready, for yo Make me, a poster, holdin, a I can be the (man) I can be the (man) Cause they see me with the gun in my I, am not, down the standard The man did, not do, what other man did Candid, just like the man Funts And there's nothing worse than, a rapper he fronts So throw hands up in the air If you really care about the next life, you get the chair In the price a rapper must pay]
Whassup kid you that new album _Brains on the Sidewalk_? it's FAT right? Yeah I like that MURDER MURDER, and KILL KILL KILL Yaknow that's what all about Yeah I'm gonna be like that when I grow up You I ain't?
[Lord This is a new year for motherfucker's heads to start burstin Ase, Incorporated Ase, Lord Digga, Shiloh, Eyceurok, the And the Builder Watch your back man Your biggest enemy's in the is the road to freedom from self-destruction The Slaughtahouse, death Death to the *faggot-ass* wack MC's And death of the man, turned killer man