* song has two parts: A. "The cutting edge of hardcore the most innovative stuff for 1993" -- gangsta parody the "Classroom" skit B. Paula Perry the _real_ Slaughtahouse
A:
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...) This is MC And this is Ign-ant MC And is our new motherfucking single OUR NEW This shit is called Negro! Coming off our last LP LP _Shit's Killin' Motherfuckers Dead_ em dead And this is how we rock shit for the nine-tray
Verse MC Negro
Here come the craziest niggaz on Cutthroats, since birth Blood and guts are spill 'cause it's murder murder, and kill kill kill in my holster Barb-wire rope, and hang ya like a poster So I grab my axe you better drop Cause I'm "swing swing, and chop chop chop" in the Slaughtahouse
Yeah, yo MC Show these niggaz what the code is
Verse Ign-ant MC
Strictly and Kings gear Only wear black and I know how to act no more... so come and a chance and Mess around the black Charles Manson Body in the freezer I'm not Dahmer but I'll slaughta ya momma So up the do' To the Slaughtahouse, so I can a little mo'
Yeahhh, Yeah! This is MC And the Ign-ant MC And this is real over here, motherfucker, real real This is the brand new LP, called _Brains on the Sidewalk_ on the sidewalk! And all we do now Is murder murder, kill kill kill
Part B: Paula Perry, Ase
One two, one two is Paula Perry and it's a brand new year Time for the weak-ass, No-skills, negative, MC's to get shut gettin Slaughta'd! [Lord Digga] to the wack MC's --> repeat 4X (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Too many suckas, too many wack gettin played Too much money bein made, it's time for the wack to get Take these suckas to war Ase, em to war!
It's the jeep (ass niguh), it's the (ass niguh) Whatcha about the jeep (ass niguh) It's the jeep (ass niguh), it's the (ass niguh) we go, with the jeep (ass niguh) (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Never hear me talking "I kill a man!!" Started making records but I'm a fan I'll you down, I break your crown I you frown, I wake the town Tick, check it out tock I rock whole block Got the funk dialect in With the boom, bashin, bass is smashin and crashin your bedroom walls, and monster Dashin, man with the kick, be flying Kids don't be trying, this cause I'm scien- -tifical, ninety-nine rappers kill to sound ill, you find their brains with a drill it... *sound of a a funny little house!] (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!)
Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, like a playpen to my Slaughtahouse, there's no escapin This is the place freestyling skills are sharp axes, and suckas get the chills Drum is the cash, the rash you'll be itchin for the and, everybody's talking like they're mean and crazy, oh baby, you're ready, for yo Make me, a poster, holdin, a I can be the (man) I can be the (man) Cause they see me with the gun in my I, am not, down with the The man did, not do, what other man did Candid, just like the man Funts And nothing worse than, a rapper when he fronts So your hands up in the air If you really don't about the next man's life, you get the In the [The price a rapper pay]
Whassup kid you hear that new album on the Sidewalk_? Yeah it's FAT Yeah I like part MURDER MURDER, and KILL KILL KILL Yaknow that's what it's all Yeah I'm gonna be just like when I grow up You think I
Digga] This is a new year for motherfucker's heads to start burstin Ase, Incorporated Ase, Digga, Shiloh, Eyceurok, the Brooklynites And the Builder your back black man Your enemy's in the mirror Long is the road to freedom from The Slaughtahouse, death Death to the *faggot-ass* average wack And of the original man, turned killer man