* This has two parts: A. "The edge of hardcore rap; the most innovative stuff for 1993" -- gangsta parody following the "Classroom" B. Paula Perry introduces the Slaughtahouse
A:
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...) This is MC And is this Ign-ant MC And this is our new single OUR NEW This shit is called Negro! Coming off our platinum LP LP _Shit's Real Motherfuckers Dead_ Killin em And this is how we gonna rock shit for the
Verse One: MC
Here the craziest niggaz on earth Cutthroats, since birth Blood and are gonna spill 'cause it's murder murder, and kill kill kill Chainsaw in my rope, and I'll hang ya like a poster So when I grab my axe you better Cause I'm "swing swing, and chop chop chop" in the Slaughtahouse
Yeah, yo MC Show these niggaz what the code is
Verse Ign-ant MC
Raiders and Kings gear Only wear black and I know how to act no more... so come and a chance and around with the black Charles Manson Body in the freezer I'm not Dahmer but I'll slaughta ya momma So up the do' To the Slaughtahouse, so I can a little mo'
Yeahhh, Yeah! This is MC And this the MC And this shit is real over here, motherfucker, real This is the brand new LP, it's called on the Sidewalk_ on the sidewalk! And all we do now Is murder murder, kill kill kill
Part B: Perry, Masta Ase
One two, one two is Paula Perry and it's a brand new year Time for the weak-ass, No-skills, negative, MC's to get down gettin Slaughta'd! [Lord Digga] to the wack MC's --> repeat 4X (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Too many suckas, too many wack records gettin Too much money bein made, it's for the wack to get slayed Take suckas to war Ase, take em to war!
the jeep (ass niguh), it's the jeep (ass niguh) Whatcha about the jeep (ass niguh) It's the (ass niguh), it's the jeep (ass niguh) Here we go, with the (ass niguh) (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Never hear me talking "I could a man!!" Started making but I'm still a fan I'll you down, I break your crown I make you frown, I wake the Tick, check it out tock I rock your whole Got the dialect in stock With the boom, bashin, bass drum is and crashin bedroom walls, and monster mashin Dashin, man the kick, that be flying Kids don't be trying, this trick I'm scien- -tifical, ninety-nine rappers wanna to ill, you couldn't find their brains with a drill it... *sound of a [What a funny house!] (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!)
Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, it's a playpen Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, no escapin This is the place freestyling skills are like axes, and suckas get the chills Drum is the cash, like the you'll be itchin for the and, everybody's talking like they're mean and crazy, oh baby, ready, for this yo Make me, a poster, holdin, a I can be the (man) I can be the (man) Cause see me with the gun in my hand I, am not, down the standard The man did, not do, what other man did Candid, just like the man Funts And nothing worse than, a rapper when he fronts So your hands up in the air If you don't care about the next life, you get the chair In the [The price a rapper pay]
Whassup kid you hear that new album on the Sidewalk_? Yeah it's FAT I like that part MURDER MURDER, and KILL KILL KILL Yaknow that's it's all about Yeah I'm gonna be just that when I grow up You I ain't?
Digga] This is a brand new year for motherfucker's heads to burstin Ase, Incorporated Ase, Lord Digga, Shiloh, Eyceurok, the And the Floor Watch your back man biggest enemy's in the mirror Long is the to freedom from self-destruction The Slaughtahouse, breeds Death to the *faggot-ass* average wack And of the original man, turned killer man