* This has two parts: A. "The cutting of hardcore rap; the most innovative stuff for 1993" -- parody following the "Classroom" skit B. Perry introduces the _real_ Slaughtahouse
A:
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...) This is MC And this is this MC And is our new motherfucking single OUR NEW This shit is Slaughtahouse Negro! Coming off our last LP LP _Shit's Real Killin' Motherfuckers em dead And is how we gonna rock shit for the nine-tray
Verse One: MC
come the craziest niggaz on earth Cutthroats, since birth and guts are gonna spill 'cause it's murder murder murder, and kill kill in my holster Barb-wire rope, and I'll hang ya a poster So I grab my axe you better drop I'm "swing swing swing, and chop chop chop" in the Slaughtahouse
Yeah, yo MC Show these niggaz what the code is
Verse Two: MC
Strictly Raiders and gear Only wear black and I don't how to act no more... so come and take a and Mess around with the black Manson Body in the freezer I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer but I'll slaughta ya So up the do' To the Slaughtahouse, so I can a little mo'
Yeahhh, Yeah! This is MC And this the MC And this is real over here, motherfucker, real real This is the brand new LP, it's called _Brains on the on the sidewalk! And all we do now Is murder murder murder, kill kill
Part B: Paula Perry, Ase
One two, one two This is Paula Perry and a brand new year for the weak-ass, wack-ass No-skills, negative, MC's to get down They're Slaughta'd! [Lord Digga] Death to the MC's --> repeat 4X (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Too many suckas, too many wack gettin played Too much money bein made, it's time for the to get slayed these suckas to war Ase, take em to war!
It's the jeep (ass niguh), the jeep (ass niguh) Whatcha know the jeep (ass niguh) the jeep (ass niguh), it's the jeep (ass niguh) Here we go, with the (ass niguh) (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) hear me talking "I could kill a man!!" Started records but I'm still a fan I'll take you down, I break your I you frown, I wake the town Tick, check it out I rock your whole block Got the funk dialect in the boom, bashin, bass drum is smashin and crashin your walls, and monster mashin Dashin, man with the kick, be flying Kids don't be trying, this trick I'm scien- -tifical, rappers wanna kill to ill, you couldn't find their brains with a drill it... *sound of a [What a funny house!] (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!)
to my Slaughtahouse, it's like a playpen Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, no escapin This is the place where skills are sharp like axes, and suckas get the Drum is the cash, like the rash you'll be for the green and, everybody's talking like mean and crazy, oh baby, ready, for this yo Make me, a poster, holdin, a I can be the (man) I can be the (man) Cause they see me with the gun in my I, am not, down with the The man did, not do, what every man did Candid, just like the man Allen And there's worse than, a rapper when he fronts So throw your up in the air If you really care the next man's life, you get the chair In the price a rapper must pay]
Whassup kid you hear that new album on the Sidewalk_? Yeah it's FAT I like that part MURDER MURDER, and KILL KILL KILL Yaknow that's it's all about I'm gonna be just like that when I grow up You think I
[Lord This is a new year for motherfucker's heads to start burstin Ase, Incorporated Ase, Lord Digga, Shiloh, Eyceurok, the And the Floor Watch back black man biggest enemy's in the mirror Long is the road to from self-destruction The Slaughtahouse, death Death to the average wack MC's And of the original man, turned killer man