* This has two parts: A. "The cutting edge of hardcore rap; the most stuff for 1993" -- gangsta parody following the "Classroom" B. Paula Perry the _real_ Slaughtahouse
A:
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...) This is MC And is this Ign-ant MC And this is our new motherfucking OUR NEW This shit is called Negro! off our last platinum LP LP _Shit's Killin' Motherfuckers Dead_ Killin em And this is how we gonna rock for the nine-tray
Verse One: MC
Here come the niggaz on earth Cutthroats, since birth Blood and guts are gonna 'cause it's murder murder murder, and kill kill in my holster Barb-wire rope, and I'll hang ya a poster So I grab my axe you better drop Cause I'm "swing swing swing, and chop chop chop" in the
Yeah, yo MC Show these niggaz what the code is
Verse Two: MC
Strictly and Kings gear Only wear black and I know how to act no more... so and take a chance and Mess around with the black Manson Body parts in the I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer but I'll ya momma So up the do' To the Slaughtahouse, so I can a little mo'
Yeahhh, Yeah! This is MC And the Ign-ant MC And this is real over here, motherfucker, real real This is the brand new LP, it's called on the Sidewalk_ on the sidewalk! And all we do now Is murder murder, kill kill kill
Part B: Paula Perry, Ase
One two, one two This is Paula Perry and it's a new year Time for the weak-ass, No-skills, negative, MC's to get shut They're Slaughta'd! [Lord Digga] to the wack MC's --> repeat 4X (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Too many suckas, too wack records gettin played Too much money bein made, time for the wack to get slayed Take suckas to war Ase, take em to war!
It's the jeep (ass niguh), it's the (ass niguh) know about the jeep (ass niguh) It's the jeep (ass niguh), the jeep (ass niguh) Here we go, with the (ass niguh) (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) hear me talking "I could kill a man!!" Started making but I'm still a fan take you down, I break your crown I make you frown, I the town Tick, check it out I rock your whole block Got the funk in stock With the boom, bashin, bass drum is and crashin your bedroom walls, and monster Dashin, man with the kick, be flying Kids don't be trying, this trick I'm scien- -tifical, ninety-nine rappers wanna to sound ill, you couldn't their brains with a drill it... *sound of a [What a funny house!] (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!)
Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, it's a playpen Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, there's no This is the place freestyling skills are sharp like axes, and get the chills Drum is the cash, like the you'll be itchin for the green and, everybody's talking they're mean and crazy, oh baby, ready, for this yo me, a poster, holdin, a pistol I can be the (man) I can be the (man) Cause they see me the gun in my hand I, am not, down the standard The man did, not do, every other man did Candid, just the man Allen Funts And there's nothing worse than, a rapper when he So your hands up in the air If you really don't about the next life, you get the chair In the [The price a rapper must
Whassup kid you hear that new album _Brains on the Yeah FAT right? Yeah I like part MURDER MURDER MURDER, and KILL KILL Yaknow that's it's all about I'm gonna be just like that when I grow up You I ain't?
[Lord This is a brand new for motherfucker's heads to start burstin Masta Ase, Ase, Digga, Shiloh, Eyceurok, the Brooklynites And the Floor Watch your back man Your biggest in the mirror Long is the to freedom from self-destruction The Slaughtahouse, breeds to the *faggot-ass* average wack MC's And of the original man, turned killer man