* This has two parts: A. "The cutting edge of hardcore the most innovative stuff for 1993" -- parody following the "Classroom" skit B. Paula introduces the _real_ Slaughtahouse
A:
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...) This is MC And this is this MC And this is our new single OUR NEW This shit is called Negro! off our last platinum LP LP _Shit's Real Killin' Dead_ em dead And this is how we gonna shit for the nine-tray
One: MC Negro
Here come the niggaz on earth Cutthroats, since birth Blood and are gonna spill 'cause it's murder murder, and kill kill kill Chainsaw in my Barb-wire rope, and I'll hang ya like a So when I my axe you better drop Cause I'm "swing swing, and chop chop chop" in the Slaughtahouse
Yeah, yo MC Show these niggaz what the dress is
Verse Two: MC
Strictly and Kings gear Only wear and I don't know how to act no more... so and take a chance and around with the black Charles Manson Body in the freezer I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer but I'll ya momma So up the do' To the Slaughtahouse, so I can a little mo'
Yeahhh, Yeah! is MC Negro And this the MC And this shit is real over here, motherfucker, real This is the brand new LP, called _Brains on the Sidewalk_ on the sidewalk! And all we do now Is murder murder murder, kill kill
B: Paula Perry, Masta Ase
One two, one two This is Paula Perry and a brand new year Time for the weak-ass, No-skills, negative, MC's to get down gettin Slaughta'd! [Lord Digga] Death to the wack MC's --> 4X (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Too many suckas, too many wack gettin played Too much bein made, it's time for the wack to get slayed these suckas to war Ase, take em to war!
It's the (ass niguh), it's the jeep (ass niguh) know about the jeep (ass niguh) It's the jeep (ass niguh), it's the (ass niguh) we go, with the jeep (ass niguh) (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Never me talking "I could kill a man!!" Started making records but I'm a fan I'll you down, I break your crown I you frown, I wake the town Tick, check it out tock I your whole block Got the funk dialect in With the boom, bashin, bass drum is and your bedroom walls, and monster mashin Dashin, man with the kick, that be don't be trying, this trick cause I'm scien- -tifical, ninety-nine wanna kill to sound ill, you couldn't find their with a drill it... *sound of a [What a funny house!] (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!)
to my Slaughtahouse, it's like a playpen Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, there's no This is the place where skills are sharp like axes, and get the chills Drum is the cash, like the rash be itchin for the green and, talking like they're mean and crazy, oh baby, you're ready, for yo Make me, a poster, holdin, a I can be the (man) I can be the (man) Cause they see me the gun in my hand I, am not, down with the The man did, not do, what other man did Candid, just the man Allen Funts And there's nothing worse than, a rapper he fronts So throw your up in the air If you don't care the next man's life, you get the chair In the [The a rapper must pay]
Whassup kid you hear that new _Brains on the Sidewalk_? it's FAT right? Yeah I that part MURDER MURDER MURDER, and KILL KILL Yaknow that's what it's all Yeah I'm gonna be like that when I grow up You think I
[Lord This is a brand new year for motherfucker's heads to burstin Ase, Incorporated Ase, Digga, Shiloh, Eyceurok, the Brooklynites And the Floor Watch back black man biggest enemy's in the mirror Long is the road to freedom self-destruction The Slaughtahouse, breeds Death to the *faggot-ass* wack MC's And death of the original man, killer man