* This has two parts: A. "The cutting edge of hardcore the most innovative stuff for 1993" -- gangsta parody the "Classroom" skit B. Paula introduces the _real_ Slaughtahouse
A:
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...) This is MC And is this Ign-ant MC And this is our new single OUR NEW This is called Slaughtahouse Negro! Coming off our platinum LP LP _Shit's Killin' Motherfuckers Dead_ em dead And is how we gonna rock shit for the nine-tray
Verse One: MC
come the craziest niggaz on earth Cutthroats, ever since Blood and guts are gonna 'cause it's murder murder, and kill kill kill in my holster Barb-wire rope, and I'll hang ya like a So when I my axe you better drop I'm "swing swing swing, and chop chop chop" in the Slaughtahouse
Yeah, yo MC Show these niggaz the dress code is
Verse Ign-ant MC
Raiders and Kings gear Only black and I don't know how to act no more... so come and a chance and Mess around with the black Charles Body parts in the I'm not Jeffrey but I'll slaughta ya momma So up the do' To the Slaughtahouse, so I can kill a mo'
Yeahhh, Yeah! is MC Negro And this the MC And this shit is real here, motherfucker, real real This is the new LP, it's called _Brains on the Sidewalk_ on the sidewalk! And all we do now Is murder murder murder, kill kill
B: Paula Perry, Masta Ase
One two, one two This is Paula Perry and a brand new year for the weak-ass, wack-ass No-skills, negative, to get shut down They're Slaughta'd! [Lord Digga] Death to the wack --> repeat 4X (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Too many suckas, too many wack records gettin Too much money bein made, it's for the wack to get slayed Take these suckas to war Ase, em to war!
It's the (ass niguh), it's the jeep (ass niguh) Whatcha about the jeep (ass niguh) It's the jeep (ass niguh), the jeep (ass niguh) Here we go, the jeep (ass niguh) (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Never hear me talking "I kill a man!!" Started records but I'm still a fan I'll take you down, I your crown I you frown, I wake the town Tick, check it out I rock your whole block Got the funk in stock With the boom, bashin, bass drum is and crashin your walls, and monster mashin Dashin, man with the kick, be flying don't be trying, this trick cause I'm scien- -tifical, ninety-nine wanna kill to sound ill, you couldn't their brains with a drill it... *sound of a a funny little house!] (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!)
Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, it's a playpen to my Slaughtahouse, there's no escapin This is the place where freestyling are like axes, and suckas get the chills Drum is the cash, like the rash be itchin for the and, everybody's talking like they're mean and crazy, oh baby, ready, for this yo Make me, a poster, holdin, a I can be the (man) I can be the (man) Cause see me with the gun in my hand I, am not, with the standard The man did, not do, what every man did Candid, like the man Allen Funts And there's nothing worse than, a rapper he fronts So throw hands up in the air If you don't care the next man's life, you get the chair In the price a rapper must pay]
Whassup kid you that new album _Brains on the Sidewalk_? Yeah it's FAT Yeah I like that MURDER MURDER MURDER, and KILL KILL Yaknow what it's all about Yeah I'm gonna be just that when I grow up You I ain't?
[Lord This is a new year for motherfucker's heads to start burstin Ase, Incorporated Ase, Digga, Shiloh, Eyceurok, the Brooklynites And the Builder Watch your back man Your biggest in the mirror Long is the road to freedom from The Slaughtahouse, death Death to the average wack MC's And death of the man, turned killer man