* This has two parts: A. "The edge of hardcore rap; the most innovative stuff for 1993" -- gangsta following the "Classroom" skit B. Paula Perry introduces the Slaughtahouse
A:
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...) This is MC And this is Ign-ant MC And is our new motherfucking single OUR NEW This shit is called Negro! Coming off our platinum LP LP _Shit's Real Killin' Dead_ Killin em And this is how we rock shit for the nine-tray
Verse MC Negro
Here come the craziest on earth Cutthroats, ever birth Blood and are gonna spill 'cause it's murder murder, and kill kill kill in my holster Barb-wire rope, and I'll hang ya a poster So when I grab my axe you drop Cause I'm "swing swing swing, and chop chop chop" in the
Yeah, yo MC Show niggaz what the dress code is
Verse Two: MC
Strictly Raiders and gear Only wear and I don't know how to act no more... so and take a chance and Mess around the black Charles Manson parts in the freezer I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer but slaughta ya momma So up the do' To the Slaughtahouse, so I can kill a mo'
Yeahhh, Yeah! is MC Negro And this the MC And this shit is over here, motherfucker, real real is the brand new LP, it's called _Brains on the Sidewalk_ on the sidewalk! And all we do now Is murder murder murder, kill kill
Part B: Paula Perry, Ase
One two, one two This is Paula and it's a brand new year Time for the weak-ass, No-skills, negative, MC's to get shut They're Slaughta'd! [Lord Death to the wack MC's --> repeat 4X (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Too many suckas, too many wack gettin played Too much money made, it's time for the wack to get slayed Take these suckas to war Ase, em to war!
It's the jeep (ass niguh), it's the (ass niguh) Whatcha about the jeep (ass niguh) It's the jeep (ass niguh), the jeep (ass niguh) we go, with the jeep (ass niguh) (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Never hear me talking "I could a man!!" Started making but I'm still a fan I'll take you down, I break your I make you frown, I the town Tick, check it out tock I rock your block Got the dialect in stock With the boom, bashin, drum is smashin and crashin your bedroom walls, and mashin Dashin, man the kick, that be flying don't be trying, this trick cause I'm scien- -tifical, ninety-nine wanna kill to ill, you couldn't find their brains with a drill it... *sound of a a funny little house!] (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!)
Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, it's a playpen to my Slaughtahouse, there's no escapin This is the where freestyling skills are sharp like axes, and get the chills is the cash, like the rash you'll be itchin for the green and, everybody's talking they're mean and crazy, oh baby, you're ready, for yo Make me, a poster, holdin, a I can be the (man) I can be the (man) Cause they see me the gun in my hand I, am not, down the standard The man did, not do, what other man did Candid, just like the man Funts And there's nothing than, a rapper when he fronts So throw hands up in the air If you really don't about the man's life, you get the chair In the price a rapper must pay]
Whassup kid you hear that new album _Brains on the Yeah FAT right? Yeah I that part MURDER MURDER MURDER, and KILL KILL Yaknow that's what all about Yeah I'm be just like that when I grow up You I ain't?
[Lord This is a brand new year for heads to start burstin Ase, Incorporated Ase, Digga, Shiloh, Eyceurok, the Brooklynites And the Builder Watch your black man Your biggest enemy's in the Long is the road to freedom self-destruction The Slaughtahouse, death Death to the *faggot-ass* average wack And death of the original man, killer man