* song has two parts: A. "The edge of hardcore rap; the most innovative stuff for 1993" -- gangsta parody the "Classroom" skit B. Paula introduces the _real_ Slaughtahouse
A:
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...) This is MC And this is Ign-ant MC And this is our new motherfucking OUR NEW This shit is Slaughtahouse Negro! Coming off our last LP LP _Shit's Killin' Motherfuckers Dead_ em dead And this is how we gonna shit for the nine-tray
Verse One: MC
Here come the craziest niggaz on Cutthroats, ever birth Blood and guts are gonna 'cause it's murder murder murder, and kill kill Chainsaw in my Barb-wire rope, and I'll hang ya a poster So when I my axe you better drop I'm "swing swing swing, and chop chop chop" in the Slaughtahouse
Yeah, yo MC Show these niggaz what the code is
Verse Ign-ant MC
Strictly Raiders and Kings Only black and I don't know how to act no more... so and take a chance and Mess around with the Charles Manson parts in the freezer I'm not Jeffrey but I'll slaughta ya momma So up the do' To the Slaughtahouse, so I can kill a mo'
Yeahhh, Yeah! This is MC And the Ign-ant MC And this shit is real over here, motherfucker, real is the brand new LP, it's called _Brains on the Sidewalk_ on the sidewalk! And all we do now Is murder murder, kill kill kill
Part B: Perry, Masta Ase
One two, one two This is Paula Perry and a brand new year Time for the weak-ass, No-skills, negative, to get shut down They're Slaughta'd! [Lord Digga] to the wack MC's --> repeat 4X (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Too many suckas, too many records gettin played Too much money bein made, it's time for the to get slayed Take these suckas to war Ase, em to war!
It's the jeep (ass niguh), the jeep (ass niguh) know about the jeep (ass niguh) It's the jeep (ass niguh), the jeep (ass niguh) we go, with the jeep (ass niguh) (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!) Never hear me talking "I could a man!!" Started making but I'm still a fan I'll take you down, I your crown I make you frown, I wake the Tick, check it out tock I rock your whole Got the funk in stock the boom, bashin, bass drum is smashin and crashin your bedroom walls, and mashin Dashin, man with the kick, that be don't be trying, this trick cause I'm scien- -tifical, ninety-nine rappers wanna to sound ill, you couldn't find brains with a drill it... *sound of a a funny little house!] (Welcome to the Slaughtahouse!)
Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, like a playpen Welcome to my Slaughtahouse, no escapin This is the place where freestyling are sharp axes, and suckas get the chills Drum is the cash, like the rash you'll be for the green and, everybody's talking like they're and crazy, oh baby, ready, for this yo Make me, a poster, holdin, a I can be the (man) I can be the (man) Cause they see me the gun in my hand I, am not, down the standard The man did, not do, what every man did Candid, just the man Allen Funts And there's nothing worse than, a rapper he fronts So throw hands up in the air If you really don't about the next life, you get the chair In the [The price a rapper pay]
Whassup kid you hear that new _Brains on the Sidewalk_? Yeah it's FAT Yeah I like that MURDER MURDER MURDER, and KILL KILL Yaknow that's it's all about Yeah I'm gonna be just like when I grow up You I ain't?
Digga] This is a brand new year for motherfucker's heads to start Masta Ase, Ase, Digga, Shiloh, Eyceurok, the Brooklynites And the Floor Watch back black man Your biggest in the mirror Long is the road to from self-destruction The Slaughtahouse, death Death to the *faggot-ass* wack MC's And of the original man, turned killer man