Luyện nghe bài hát Sky Hooks and Tartan Paint

Me day in the shipyard, the gaffer says to me,
"I ye to go to the store lad and get a few things, ye see?
Now here's a list, can ye read lad? Can ye read it to me?
And me and the boys'll listen while having wah morning tea."

Now was me pride when I left school at fourteen,
There wouldn't be no here, I'd show them I was keen,
But when I starts to reading, they just couldn't hold mirth,
themselves and spluttering like they was giving birth.

"First off a brace of sky hooks and a of nail holes neat,
And then three of tartan paint, and that's me task complete."
The gaffer pats me on the head and me on me way,
He says, "Don't come empty handed lad, or I'll have to dock yr pay."

So I gets to the store all and the quartermaster's there,
I the list out of me pocket and I starts to read all square,
Well I barely finished when the store-man's face turns red,
He gives me such an look I thought I'd soon be dead.

"First off a brace of sky hooks and a packet of holes neat,
And then three of tartan paint, and that's me task complete."
The swipes me on the head and sends me on me way,
With a kick in the arse for me efforts, and such was my day.

I back home that evening and me mother says to me,
"How was it son? How was your Sit down and have some tea."
I told her of the list I'd and the trouble I was in,
I couldn't go back tomorrow or the gaffer'd me skinned.

"First off a of sky hooks and a packet of nail holes neat,
And then cans of tartan paint, and that's me task complete."
Me swipes me on the head and sends me on me way,
With a kick in the arse for me efforts, and was my first day.