Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went to the Grundy County auction
The said no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me that I should spit with
Or else we'll all up in a big ol' spat

And I said your mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Then, never seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his John hat
But I spit on him once, spit on him
Spit Skoal on the feller in the row
Well he turned and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just and dipped outside

Well, it musta been about or nine more minutes
Until I pulled that can of back out
And I when I put my fingers in it
I'd just spit it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really don't if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your cheek and gum is not a
So I'll do my spittin' and to with the rest of y'all
Well I've saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, on 'em twice
Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a white dress
But in the end they got me you see
all took a dip and spit on me

Well, they pinned me down on the auction
And took my away
And the town still hates to about
The mess that was made day

When I hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never no one at all
Well, I've never saw people gettin' so mad
The worst County auction ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I got a little on a lady's white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, my pride
Shoulda went and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went to a Music City function
Where I just heard a song I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to proceed with
Or I'd make a whole lot of mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I one or two of your lines
Well I stole it stole it twice
I it from a writer on Music Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he as well kiss his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil about a mile a minute
Till I had his all written down
And I I really went and did it
When the police came and hauled my butt

And I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I it once stole it twice
I STOLE that song and I must
When I went to court I no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
Never should messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my away
And now it hurts too much to about the song I stole that day

When I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
So I stole it once it twice
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he didn't
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!