Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went to the Grundy County auction
The sign said no where we sat
My wife told me I should spit with caution
Or else we'll all wind up in a big ol'

And I said hush your mouth nobody's gonna
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Then, never seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his Deere hat
But I spit on him once, on him twice
Spit Skoal on the feller in the row
Well he turned and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and dipped

Well, it musta been about eight or nine more
Until I that can of Skoal back out
And I knew I put my fingers in it
That I'd just it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really don't if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your cheek and gum is not a
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of
Well I've never saw people so dang mad
Worst County they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em
Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's white
But in the end they got me you see
all took a dip and spit on me

Well, they pinned me down on the block
And my Skoal away
And the still hates to talk about
The that was made that day

I said hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people so derned mad
The worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I confess
I got a little on a lady's white dress
Shoulda my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda just and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went to a Music City function
I just heard a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to proceed caution
Or I'd a whole lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I take a song and make it all mine
Like I did so many times old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
I stole it once stole it twice
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil going a mile a minute
I had his ideas all written down
And I knew I went and did it
the police came and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and make it mine all
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
Well I stole it once stole it
I that song and I must confess
I went to court I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two eyes
Never have messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my butt
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the I stole that day

When I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I one or two of your lines
So I it once stole it twice
I it from a writer on Music Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he as well kiss his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!