Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went down to the Grundy auction
The sign said no where we sat
My wife told me that I should spit caution
Or else we'll all wind up in a big ol'

And I said hush your mouth nobody's gonna
If I pack my lip and the sign
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Then, I've never anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his John hat
But I on him once, spit on him twice
Spit Skoal on the in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda went and dipped outside

Well, it musta been eight or nine more minutes
I pulled that can of Skoal back out
And I when I put my fingers in it
That I'd just spit it out the crowd
...Look out!

And you I really don't care if anybody minds
A pinch your cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to with the rest of y'all
Well I've never saw gettin' so dang mad
Worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I confess
I even got a on a lady's white dress
But in the end got me back you see
They all took a dip and on me

Well, pinned me down on the auction block
And took my Skoal
And the town still hates to about
The that was made that day

When I said your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Well, I've saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst County auction ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I even got a on a lady's white dress
swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda just went and outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went down to a Music City
Where I just a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to proceed with
Or I'd a whole lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I take a song and it mine all mine
I did so many times with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
Well I stole it once stole it
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
Well he moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song

I had my number two going about a mile a minute
I had his ideas all written down
And I knew I went and did it
When the police and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard sound so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
I stole it once stole it twice
I that song and I must confess
When I went to court I no contest
Got a big fat lip and two eyes
Never have messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my butt
And now it hurts too much to laugh the song I stole that day

I said
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard sound so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
So I stole it stole it twice
I it from a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!