Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went to the Grundy County auction
The said no tobaccer where we sat
My wife me that I should spit with caution
Or else we'll all wind up in a big ol'

And I said hush your mouth nobody's gonna
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of never hurt no one at all
Then, I've never anyone get so mad
a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I on him once, spit on him twice
Spit Skoal on the feller in the row
he turned around and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two black
Shoulda just and dipped outside

Well, it musta been about eight or nine more
Until I that can of Skoal back out
And I knew when I put my in it
That I'd spit it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the of y'all
Well I've never saw people gettin' so mad
Worst County they've ever had
I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I even got a on a lady's white dress
But in the end got me back you see
They all a dip and spit on me

Well, they me down on the auction block
And took my away
And the town still hates to about
The mess that was made day

When I said hush your mouth, nobody's gonna
If I my lip and ignore the sign
a little dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people gettin' so mad
The County auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit on the people, well I must confess
I got a little on a lady's white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, swallowed my
Shoulda went and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went to a Music City function
Where I heard a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to proceed caution
Or I'd a whole lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I take a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so times with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it stole it twice
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as kiss his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil about a mile a minute
Till I had his ideas all down
And I knew I went and did it
When the police and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw's
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I it once stole it twice
I STOLE song and I must confess
When I went to court I no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
Never should messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my butt
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the I stole that day

I said
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so times with Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
So I stole it once stole it
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
Well he moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!