Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went to the Grundy County auction
The sign said no where we sat
My told me that I should spit with caution
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush your mouth nobody's mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Then, I've never anyone get so mad
From a bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I spit on him once, on him twice
Spit on the feller in the second row
he turned around and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
just went and dipped outside

Well, it musta been about eight or nine minutes
Until I pulled can of Skoal back out
And I when I put my fingers in it
That I'd just spit it out amongst the
...Look out!

And you I really don't care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my and to heck with the rest of y'all
Well never saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County they've ever had
I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I even got a little on a white dress
But in the end they got me you see
all took a dip and spit on me

Well, pinned me down on the auction block
And took my away
And the town still hates to talk
The mess was made that day

When I said your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people so derned mad
The worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em
Spit Skoal on the people, well I confess
I got a little on a lady's white dress
Shoulda my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda just went and outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went down to a City function
Where I heard a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to proceed caution
Or I'd a whole lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I take a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so many times old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
Well I stole it stole it twice
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as kiss his song goodbye

I had my two pencil going about a mile a minute
Till I had his ideas all written
And I knew I went and did it
the police came and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and make it all mine
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
Well I it once stole it twice
I STOLE that song and I must
When I went to court I plead no
Got a big fat lip and two black
Never should have with his copyright

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my butt
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the song I stole day

When I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
I did so many times with Tim McGraw
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
So I stole it once it twice
I STOLE it from a writer on Row
Well he just to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!