Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went down to the Grundy auction
The sign no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me that I spit with caution
Or else we'll all wind up in a big ol'

And I said your mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never no one at all
Then, I've never anyone get so mad
a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I spit on him once, spit on him
Spit on the feller in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly broke my
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and outside

Well, it musta been about eight or nine minutes
I pulled that can of Skoal back out
And I knew when I put my in it
I'd just spit it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really don't care if anybody
A pinch 'tween your cheek and gum is not a
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck the rest of y'all
Well I've never saw people gettin' so mad
Worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's white
But in the end got me back you see
all took a dip and spit on me

Well, they me down on the auction block
And took my Skoal
And the town still hates to about
The mess that was that day

When I said hush mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never no one at all
Well, never saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst County auction they've had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em
Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, my pride
Shoulda just went and outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went to a Music City function
Where I just heard a that I had to howl out
My told my to proceed with caution
Or I'd a whole lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I take a song and make it all mine
Like I did so many times with old Tim
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
I stole it once stole it twice
I it from a writer on Music Row
Well he moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song

I had my two pencil going about a mile a minute
I had his ideas all written down
And I knew I went and did it
the police came and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once stole it
I that song and I must confess
When I went to I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
Never should have messed his copyright

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my away
And now it hurts too to laugh about the song I stole that day

When I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I steal a song and make it mine all
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
So I stole it stole it twice
I it from a writer on Music Row
Well he just to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!