Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we down to the Grundy County auction
The said no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me I should spit with caution
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I hush your mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Then, I've seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his John hat
But I on him once, spit on him twice
Spit on the feller in the second row
Well he turned around and broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two black
Shoulda just and dipped outside

Well, it musta been about or nine more minutes
Until I pulled that can of back out
And I knew when I put my in it
That I'd just spit it out the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really don't care if minds
A pinch 'tween your and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to with the rest of y'all
Well I've saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County auction ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's dress
But in the end got me back you see
They all a dip and spit on me

Well, they me down on the auction block
And took my Skoal
And the town still hates to talk
The mess that was that day

When I said hush mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Well, never saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst County auction ever had
I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I got a little on a lady's white dress
swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda just and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went down to a Music function
Where I just heard a song that I had to out
My lawyers told my to proceed with
Or I'd make a whole lot of mad

And I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I take a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so times with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
I stole it once stole it twice
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his goodbye

I had my number two going about a mile a minute
Till I had his all written down
And I knew I really and did it
When the police came and hauled my downtown

And I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I steal a song and it mine all mine
I did so many times with Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
Well I stole it stole it twice
I STOLE song and I must confess
I went to court I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
Never should have with his copyright

I told the judge I had block but he hauled my butt away
And now it hurts too to laugh about the song I stole that day

When I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I steal a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with Tim
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
So I stole it stole it twice
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
Well he moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!