Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we down to the Grundy County auction
The sign said no tobaccer we sat
My wife told me that I should spit caution
Or else we'll all wind up in a big ol'

And I said your mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never no one at all
Then, I've never seen get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his John hat
But I on him once, spit on him twice
Spit Skoal on the in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly broke my
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda went and dipped outside

Well, it musta been about eight or nine minutes
Until I pulled can of Skoal back out
And I knew when I put my in it
That I'd spit it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really don't care if minds
A pinch 'tween cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my and to heck with the rest of y'all
Well I've saw people gettin' so dang mad
County auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I must
I got a little on a lady's white dress
But in the end they got me you see
They all took a dip and on me

Well, they pinned me on the auction block
And took my Skoal
And the still hates to talk about
The mess that was made day

When I said hush your mouth, nobody's gonna
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of never hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people so derned mad
The County auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I confess
I even got a little on a white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, my pride
Shoulda just went and outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I down to a Music City function
Where I just heard a song that I had to out
My lawyers told my to with caution
Or I'd a whole lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I take a and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I one or two of your lines
Well I it once stole it twice
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song

I had my number two pencil going about a a minute
Till I had his ideas all written
And I knew I went and did it
When the police came and hauled my downtown

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I steal a song and make it all mine
Like I did so times with Tim McGraw's
I never heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
Well I stole it stole it twice
I STOLE song and I must confess
I went to court I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two eyes
Never should have messed with his

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my butt
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the song I that day

I said
Hey John Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and make it all mine
Like I did so many times Tim McGraw
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
So I stole it once stole it
I it from a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!