Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went down to the Grundy auction
The sign no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me I should spit with caution
Or we'll all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and the sign
'Cause a little dip of never hurt no one at all
Then, I've seen anyone get so mad
From a bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I spit on him once, spit on him
Skoal on the feller in the second row
Well he turned and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
just went and dipped outside

Well, it musta been about eight or nine minutes
I pulled that can of Skoal back out
And I when I put my fingers in it
That I'd spit it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you I really don't care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of
Well I've never saw people gettin' so mad
Worst auction they've ever had
I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I confess
I even got a on a lady's white dress
But in the end got me back you see
all took a dip and spit on me

Well, they me down on the auction block
And took my away
And the town still hates to talk
The that was made that day

When I said your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Well, I've saw people gettin' so derned mad
The County auction they've ever had
I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's dress
Shoulda my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda went and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I down to a Music City function
Where I heard a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to proceed with
Or I'd a whole lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I take a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so many with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never anything sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once it twice
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil going about a a minute
Till I had his all written down
And I I really went and did it
When the came and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I steal a and make it mine all mine
I did so many times with Tim McGraw's
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I it once stole it twice
I STOLE song and I must confess
When I went to court I plead no
Got a big fat lip and two black
Never should have messed his copyright

I told the I had writers block but he hauled my butt away
And now it hurts too to laugh about the song I stole that day

I said
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and make it mine all
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw
I never heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
So I stole it once stole it
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
Well he just to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!