Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went to the Grundy County auction
The sign said no tobaccer we sat
My told me that I should spit with caution
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I hush your mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Then, I've seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his John hat
But I spit on him once, on him twice
Skoal on the feller in the second row
Well he around and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just and dipped outside

Well, it musta about eight or nine more minutes
Until I that can of Skoal back out
And I knew I put my fingers in it
That I'd just it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your and gum is not a crime
So do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of y'all
Well I've never saw people gettin' so mad
Worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I confess
I even got a on a lady's white dress
But in the end got me back you see
all took a dip and spit on me

Well, they pinned me down on the block
And my Skoal away
And the town still hates to talk
The mess that was that day

When I said hush your mouth, nobody's gonna
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people so derned mad
The worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I confess
I even got a little on a white dress
swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda went and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I down to a Music City function
Where I just a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers my to proceed with caution
Or I'd make a lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I take a song and make it all mine
Like I did so many with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
Well I it once stole it twice
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song

I had my number two pencil going a mile a minute
Till I had his ideas all down
And I I really went and did it
When the came and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey John Michael won't mind
If I a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with Tim
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
I stole it once stole it twice
I STOLE that and I must confess
When I to court I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two eyes
Never should have messed with his

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my away
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the I stole that day

When I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so times with Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
So I stole it stole it twice
I STOLE it from a writer on Row
Well he moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he as well kiss his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!