Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went down to the Grundy County
The said no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me that I spit with caution
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal hurt no one at all
Then, I've never seen get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his Deere hat
But I spit on him once, on him twice
Skoal on the feller in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly my nose
I got a big fat lip, two black
Shoulda just and dipped outside

Well, it musta been about eight or more minutes
Until I pulled that can of back out
And I knew I put my fingers in it
That I'd just spit it out the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I don't care if anybody minds
A 'tween your cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of
Well I've saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County auction they've had
I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I got a little on a lady's white dress
But in the end they got me you see
They all took a dip and on me

Well, they me down on the auction block
And took my away
And the town still hates to talk
The that was made that day

When I said hush mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of never hurt no one at all
Well, I've saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst County they've ever had
'Cause I on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, my pride
Shoulda just and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went to a Music City function
Where I heard a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to proceed caution
Or I'd make a lot of songwriters mad

And I
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't
If I take a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so many times old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I heard anything sound so fine
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I it once stole it twice
I STOLE it a writer on Music Row
he just moved to town and he didn't know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song

I had my number two going about a mile a minute
Till I had his ideas all down
And I I really went and did it
When the police came and my butt downtown

And I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with Tim
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once it twice
I STOLE that and I must confess
When I went to court I no contest
Got a big fat lip and two eyes
Never should have messed his copyright

I told the judge I had writers block but he my butt away
And now it hurts too to laugh about the song I stole that day

When I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and make it all mine
Like I did so many with Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
So I stole it stole it twice
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he didn't
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he as well kiss his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!