Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Designee.
New (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)/Dan Saranana Publishing Designee

Sadie, pull car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went down to the Grundy County
The said no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me I should spit with caution
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never no one at all
Then, never seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his Deere hat
But I spit on him once, on him twice
Skoal on the feller in the second row
Well he turned around and broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two eyes
Shoulda just went and dipped

Well, it been about eight or nine more minutes
I pulled that can of Skoal back out
And I knew I put my fingers in it
That I'd just it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck the rest of y'all
Well I've never saw gettin' so dang mad
Worst County auction they've had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em
Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a on a lady's white dress
But in the end they got me you see
all took a dip and spit on me

Well, they me down on the auction block
And took my Skoal
And the town still hates to talk
The mess was made that day

When I said hush your mouth, gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never no one at all
Well, I've never saw gettin' so derned mad
The worst auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em
Spit Skoal on the people, I must confess
I even got a little on a white dress
swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda went and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, was horrible!

Well I went down to a Music function
Where I just heard a song that I had to out
My lawyers told my to proceed with
Or I'd make a whole lot of mad

And I
Hey John Montgomery won't mind
If I a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times old Tim McGraw's
I never heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I one or two of your lines
I stole it once stole it twice
I STOLE it from a on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he know
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he as well kiss his song goodbye

I had my two pencil going about a mile a minute
I had his ideas all written down
And I I really went and did it
When the came and hauled my butt downtown

And I
Hey Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with Tim
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I borrow one or two of your
Well I it once stole it twice
I that song and I must confess
When I went to I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black
should have messed with his copyright

I told the judge I had writers but he hauled my butt away
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the I stole that day

I said
Hey John Michael Montgomery mind
If I steal a song and make it all mine
Like I did so times with Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything sound so
Mind if I borrow one or two of lines
So I stole it once it twice
I it from a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he didn't
ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song
(GASP)
EYE

WHEE!!!!