Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in every school play
Blew every teacher away
I graduated first in my at Juilliard
Took every acting I could
And I dreamed of
While I read my Uta and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and my dues
And got phenomenal rave
I knew the world was gonna love me, a doubt
I was that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would me for Rolling Stone
But the years have come and
And I'm to say that's not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And time it's the same
Look at hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
like they've done for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm inside
Cause I'm workin' on the Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, they to say
I was the new
I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't bother tryin' to me
The place you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my little around Adventureland
It ain't what I planned

But I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin 34 shows day
And every time it's the
I would've killed if I'd in "Speed The Plow"
But the difference, that's all behind me now
Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my
And I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride

I be there on Broadway
Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Men"
But I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
Again and and again and again and again and again and again

Bengal Tigers can jump 20 feet!
That's an African elephant...
And there it is, the of water!
What I done with my life?!

I shoulda listened when my grandfather
"Why you major in business instead?"
Now my hopes all vanished and my dreams have all died
And probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every it's the same
at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears
Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to
Always said I'd be famous... I that I lied
Cause I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise