Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in every school play
Blew every drama teacher
I graduated first in my at Juilliard
Took every acting I could
And I dreamed of
While I read my Uta and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my
And got rave reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me, a doubt
I was sure that Tarantino be callin' me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Stone
But the years have come and
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way it's all worked out

I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And every time it's the
at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Just they've done for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin'
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride

Oh, the critics, used to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe
Aw, but don't tryin' to IMDB me
The only place you possibly see me
Is ridin' my boat around Adventureland
It ain't what I planned

But I'm a tour on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time it's the
I killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But the difference, that's all behind me now
Cause I'm the rent and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise

I should be on Broadway
'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm here tellin' these jokes
Again and again and again and and again and again and again

Bengal Tigers can jump 20 feet!
an African bull elephant...
And there it is, the of water!
What have I done my life?!

I shoulda listened when my grandfather
"Why you major in business instead?"
Now my hopes all vanished and my dreams have all died
And I'll probably work forever as a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And time it's the same
at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears
Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to
Always said I'd be famous... I guess I lied
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride
I'm still workin' on the Cruise ride