Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in every high play
Blew drama teacher away
I graduated first in my at Juilliard
Took every acting workshop I
And I of Hollywood
While I my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and my dues
And got rave reviews
I knew the was gonna love me, without a doubt
I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling
But the years come and gone
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way it's all worked out

I'm a tour on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And time it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're their ears
Just like they've done for the last 50
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm inside
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride

Oh, the critics, used to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe
Aw, but don't tryin' to IMDB me
The place you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my little boat Adventureland
It exactly what I planned

But I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time the same
I would've killed if I'd in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, that's all me now
Cause I'm payin' the and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm workin' on the Jungle ride

I be there on Broadway
Knockin' 'em in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and and again and again and again

Bengal Tigers can over 20 feet!
an African bull elephant...
And there it is, the of water!
What have I with my life?!

I shoulda when my grandfather said
"Why don't you in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams all died
And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And every time the same
Look at those hippos, they're their ears
Somebody me cause I'm bored to tears
Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise
I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise