Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in every high play
Blew every drama away
I graduated in my class at Juilliard
Took every workshop I could
And I dreamed of
While I read my Uta Hagen and the Bard

Hit the and paid my dues
And got rave reviews
I the world was gonna love me, without a doubt
I was sure that Tarantino be callin' me on the phone
Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
But the years have and gone
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise
Dan is the name
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time the same
Look at those hippos, wigglin' their ears
like they've done for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own but I'm cryin' inside
Cause I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, they to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't bother to IMDB me
The only place you possibly see me
Is ridin' my little boat around
It ain't exactly what I

But I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time the same
I killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But the difference, that's all behind me now
Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm my pride
And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise

I should be there on
Knockin' 'em in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and again and and again and again

Bengal can jump over 20 feet!
That's an bull elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
What I done with my life?!

I listened when my grandfather said
"Why don't you in business instead?"
Now my have all vanished and my dreams have all died
And I'll probably work forever as a tour on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And every it's the same
at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears
Somebody me cause I'm bored to tears
Always said I'd be famous... I that I lied
Cause I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise