Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in every school play
Blew drama teacher away
I graduated first in my class at
Took every acting workshop I
And I dreamed of
I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

Hit the and paid my dues
And got phenomenal reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me, a doubt
I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Stone
But the have come and gone
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm 34 shows every day
And time it's the same
Look at those hippos, wigglin' their ears
Just like they've for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm inside
Cause I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, they to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or Cannes
Aw, but don't bother tryin' to me
The place you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my little around Adventureland
It ain't exactly I planned

But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every it's the same
I would've if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, all behind me now
Cause I'm payin' the and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise

I should be there on
Knockin' 'em in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm here tellin' these lame
Again and and again and again and again and again and again

Bengal Tigers can jump 20 feet!
That's an African elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
What have I done my life?!

I listened when my grandfather said
"Why you major in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my have all died
And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle ride
Dan is the name
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time the same
Look at those hippos, wigglin their ears
Somebody me cause I'm bored to tears
Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I
I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm still on the Jungle Cruise ride