Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I in every high school play
every drama teacher away
I graduated first in my at Juilliard
Took every acting I could
And I dreamed of
While I read my Uta and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my
And got phenomenal rave
I knew the world was gonna love me, without a
I was sure that would be callin' me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would me for Rolling Stone
But the years have and gone
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And every time it's the
Look at those hippos, wigglin' their ears
Just like they've for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm inside
Cause I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, used to say
I was the new
I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't tryin' to IMDB me
The only you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my boat around Adventureland
It ain't exactly I planned

But I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin 34 every day
And every time the same
I killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, all behind me now
Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my
And I'm workin' on the Cruise ride

I should be on Broadway
'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm here tellin' these lame
Again and again and and again and again and again and again

Tigers can jump over 20 feet!
That's an African elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
What have I done my life?!

I shoulda when my grandfather said
"Why you major in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams all died
And I'll probably work as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And every it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're their ears
Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to
Always said I'd be famous... I that I lied
Cause I'm workin' on the Cruise ride
I'm still workin' on the Cruise ride