Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I in every high school play
every drama teacher away
I graduated first in my class at
Took every acting workshop I
And I of Hollywood
While I read my Uta and studied the Bard

Hit the and paid my dues
And got phenomenal rave
I knew the was gonna love me, without a doubt
I was sure that Tarantino be callin' me on the phone
Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
But the years have and gone
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way it's all worked out

I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin' 34 shows day
And every time it's the
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' ears
Just they've done for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin'
Cause I'm workin' on the Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, used to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't bother to IMDB me
The only you might possibly see me
Is my little boat around Adventureland
It exactly what I planned

But I'm a tour guide on the Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time the same
I would've killed if I'd in "Speed The Plow"
But the difference, that's all behind me now
Cause I'm payin' the and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm workin' on the Cruise ride

I should be there on
Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Men"
But I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
Again and and again and again and again and again and again

Bengal Tigers can over 20 feet!
That's an African elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
What have I done my life?!

I shoulda listened when my grandfather
"Why don't you in business instead?"
Now my hopes all vanished and my dreams have all died
And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm 34 shows every day
And time it's the same
Look at those hippos, wigglin their ears
Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to
said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
Cause I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride