Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I in every high school play
Blew every drama teacher
I first in my class at Juilliard
Took every workshop I could
And I of Hollywood
While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the

Hit the boards and my dues
And got rave reviews
I knew the world was gonna me, without a doubt
I was sure that would be callin' me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Stone
But the years have and gone
And I'm sorry to say not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a tour guide on the Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows day
And every it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' ears
Just like they've done for the last 50
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin'
Cause I'm workin' on the Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, they to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't bother to IMDB me
The only place you possibly see me
Is ridin' my boat around Adventureland
It exactly what I planned

But I'm a tour on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin 34 shows day
And time it's the same
I killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But the difference, that's all behind me now
Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my
And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise

I should be on Broadway
'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and again and and again and again

Bengal can jump over 20 feet!
an African bull elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
What I done with my life?!

I shoulda listened when my said
"Why you major in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all
And I'll probably work forever as a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin' 34 shows day
And every time the same
Look at those hippos, they're their ears
shoot me cause I'm bored to tears
Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride
I'm still workin' on the Cruise ride