Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in high school play
Blew every teacher away
I graduated first in my class at
Took every acting I could
And I of Hollywood
While I read my Uta and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my
And got rave reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me, without a
I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling
But the years have and gone
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that all worked out

I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin' 34 shows day
And every it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their
Just like they've for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm inside
Cause I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, they to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't bother to IMDB me
The only place you might see me
Is ridin' my boat around Adventureland
It ain't what I planned

But I'm a tour guide on the Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm 34 shows every day
And time it's the same
I would've if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, that's all me now
Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my
And I'm workin' on the Cruise ride

I should be there on
Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Men"
But instead I'm tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and and again and again and again

Bengal can jump over 20 feet!
That's an African elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
What have I with my life?!

I listened when my grandfather said
"Why don't you major in instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams all died
And I'll probably work as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm 34 shows every day
And time it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're their ears
Somebody me cause I'm bored to tears
Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I
Cause I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise