Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I in every high school play
Blew every drama away
I first in my class at Juilliard
Took every acting I could
And I dreamed of
While I read my Uta and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my
And got rave reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me, a doubt
I was that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
But the have come and gone
And I'm sorry to say not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every it's the same
Look at hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Just they've done for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin'
Cause I'm workin' on the Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, they to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe
Aw, but don't tryin' to IMDB me
The only you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my boat around Adventureland
It ain't what I planned

But I'm a tour on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin 34 every day
And every time it's the
I killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But the difference, that's all behind me now
I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride

I should be on Broadway
'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and again and again and and again

Bengal Tigers can over 20 feet!
That's an African elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
What have I with my life?!

I shoulda listened when my said
"Why don't you in business instead?"
Now my hopes all vanished and my dreams have all died
And I'll probably work forever as a tour on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And time it's the same
Look at those hippos, wigglin their ears
Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to
said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride
I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride