Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in every school play
Blew every drama away
I graduated first in my class at
Took every workshop I could
And I dreamed of
While I read my Uta Hagen and the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my
And got rave reviews
I knew the world was gonna me, without a doubt
I was sure that Tarantino would be me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz shoot me for Rolling Stone
But the years have come and
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way it's all worked out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time the same
Look at those hippos, they're their ears
Just like they've done for the last 50
Now I'm laughin' at my own but I'm cryin' inside
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride

Oh, the critics, they to say
I was the new
I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't tryin' to IMDB me
The only place you possibly see me
Is ridin' my little boat Adventureland
It ain't exactly I planned

But I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time it's the
I would've killed if I'd in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, all behind me now
Cause I'm the rent and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise

I should be there on
'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
But I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and and again and again and again and again

Bengal Tigers can over 20 feet!
That's an bull elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
What have I with my life?!

I shoulda when my grandfather said
"Why you major in business instead?"
Now my hopes all vanished and my dreams have all died
And I'll work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin ears
Somebody shoot me I'm bored to tears
said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride
I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride