Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in every high play
Blew every drama teacher
I graduated in my class at Juilliard
Took every acting I could
And I dreamed of
While I read my Uta Hagen and the Bard

Hit the boards and my dues
And got phenomenal reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me, without a
I was sure that Tarantino would be me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling
But the years have and gone
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that all worked out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows day
And every time the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their
Just like they've for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm inside
Cause I'm workin' on the Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, used to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the toast of or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't bother to IMDB me
The only place you possibly see me
Is ridin' my little boat around
It ain't exactly I planned

But I'm a tour on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin 34 shows day
And every time it's the
I would've killed if I'd in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, all behind me now
Cause I'm payin' the and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm workin' on the Jungle ride

I should be there on
Knockin' 'em in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and and again and again and again

Bengal can jump over 20 feet!
That's an African elephant...
And there it is, the of water!
What have I done my life?!

I shoulda listened my grandfather said
"Why don't you in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my have all died
And I'll probably work forever as a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And every time it's the
Look at those hippos, they're their ears
Somebody shoot me cause I'm to tears
Always said I'd be famous... I that I lied
Cause I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride