Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in high school play
Blew every drama away
I graduated first in my at Juilliard
Took every acting workshop I
And I of Hollywood
I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my
And got phenomenal reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me, a doubt
I was that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would me for Rolling Stone
But the years have come and
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all out

I'm a tour on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their
Just like they've done for the last 50
Now I'm laughin' at my own but I'm cryin' inside
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride

Oh, the critics, used to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or Cannes
Aw, but don't bother tryin' to me
The only you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my little around Adventureland
It exactly what I planned

But I'm a tour guide on the Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin 34 shows day
And time it's the same
I would've if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, all behind me now
I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm workin' on the Cruise ride

I should be there on
Knockin' 'em in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and again and again and and again

Bengal Tigers can jump 20 feet!
That's an African elephant...
And there it is, the of water!
What have I done my life?!

I listened when my grandfather said
"Why don't you major in instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all
And I'll probably work as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And every time it's the
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their
Somebody shoot me cause I'm to tears
said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise
I'm still workin' on the Cruise ride