Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in every high school
Blew every drama teacher
I graduated in my class at Juilliard
every acting workshop I could
And I dreamed of
While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the

Hit the and paid my dues
And got phenomenal rave
I knew the world was gonna love me, without a
I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Stone
But the years have and gone
And I'm to say that's not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And every time it's the
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' ears
Just like they've done for the 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own but I'm cryin' inside
Cause I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, used to say
I was the new
I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't tryin' to IMDB me
The only place you might see me
Is ridin' my little around Adventureland
It ain't what I planned

But I'm a tour on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time the same
I killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, that's all me now
Cause I'm the rent and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm workin' on the Cruise ride

I should be on Broadway
Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Men"
But instead I'm here tellin' these lame
Again and again and and again and again and again and again

Tigers can jump over 20 feet!
That's an bull elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
What I done with my life?!

I listened when my grandfather said
"Why don't you in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams all died
And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And every it's the same
Look at hippos, they're wigglin their ears
Somebody me cause I'm bored to tears
Always I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm still workin' on the Jungle ride