Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in every high play
Blew every drama teacher
I graduated first in my at Juilliard
Took every acting workshop I
And I of Hollywood
I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

Hit the and paid my dues
And got phenomenal rave
I the world was gonna love me, without a doubt
I was sure that would be callin' me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Stone
But the years have come and
And I'm sorry to say not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows day
And every time it's the
Look at those hippos, they're their ears
Just like they've done for the last 50
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin'
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride

Oh, the critics, used to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the toast of or maybe Cannes
Aw, but bother tryin' to IMDB me
The only place you might see me
Is ridin' my little around Adventureland
It ain't exactly I planned

But I'm a tour on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin 34 every day
And time it's the same
I killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But the difference, that's all behind me now
I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm workin' on the Cruise ride

I should be on Broadway
'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm here tellin' these lame
Again and and again and again and again and again and again

Bengal Tigers can over 20 feet!
That's an bull elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
What have I with my life?!

I shoulda listened when my grandfather
"Why don't you in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all and my dreams have all died
And I'll work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And every time it's the
Look at hippos, they're wigglin their ears
Somebody me cause I'm bored to tears
Always I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm still workin' on the Jungle ride