Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I in every high school play
Blew drama teacher away
I graduated first in my at Juilliard
Took every acting I could
And I dreamed of
While I my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and my dues
And got phenomenal reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me, a doubt
I was sure Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would me for Rolling Stone
But the years have and gone
And I'm to say that's not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time it's the
Look at those hippos, they're their ears
Just they've done for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm inside
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride

Oh, the critics, they to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe
Aw, but don't bother tryin' to me
The only place you possibly see me
Is ridin' my little boat Adventureland
It exactly what I planned

But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin 34 every day
And every it's the same
I would've killed if I'd in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, that's all me now
I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm on the Jungle Cruise ride

I should be on Broadway
Knockin' 'em in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm here tellin' lame jokes
Again and again and again and again and again and again and

Bengal Tigers can over 20 feet!
an African bull elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
What have I done my life?!

I shoulda listened my grandfather said
"Why don't you in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all
And I'll work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time it's the
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin ears
Somebody shoot me cause I'm to tears
Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride
I'm still workin' on the Cruise ride