Six Month Out Of Every Year

[MEG]
When we met in nineteen thirty-eight, it was November
When I said that I would be his mate, it was December
I reasoned he would be the greatest husband that a girl had ever found
That's what I reasoned
That's what I reasoned
Then April rolled around

[JOE]
Strike three, ball four, walk a run'll tie the score
Yer blind, Ump,
Yer blind, Ump,
Ya mus' be out-a yer mind, Ump!

[MEG]
Six months out of every year
I might as well be made of stone
Six months out of every year when I'm with him I'm alone

[JOE]
He caught the corner

[MEG]
Six months out of every year
He doesn't take me anywhere
Six monthso ut of every year, when I play cards
Solitaire

The other six months out of every year
We are hardly ever seen apart
But then the Washington Senators take over my place in his heart
Six months out of every year

[BOYS]
Strike three
Ball four
Walk a run'll tie the score
Fly ball
Double play
Yankees win again today

Those damn Yankees
Why can't we beat 'em?
He's put, he's safe, he's out, he's safe, he's out, he's safe, he's out

Yer blind, Ump,
Yer blind, Ump, you must be out of yer mind, Ump

[GIRLS]
Six months out of every year
He live by the television set

[BOYS]
He's out, he's safe, he's out!

[GIRLS]
If you see that man of mine
How does he look?
I forget

[BOYS]
Le-e-ets go!

[GIRLS]
Six months out of every year
We know there is no other dame
If he isn't home by six,

[BOYS]
He's out, he's safe, he's out!

[GIRLS]
It's six to one
There's a game

[BOYS]
Le-e-ets go!

[GIRLS]
Six months out of every year when we cook for them it never pays

[BOYS]
Aahh!

[GRILS]
Instead of praising our ghoulash
They are appraising the plays of Willie Mays!

[BOYS]
He's out, he's safe, he's out!

[GIRLS]
Six months out of every year

[BOYS]
Strike three, ball four, walk a run'll tie the score

[GIRLS]
We might as well be wearing crepe

[BOYS]
Fly ball double play, Yankees win again today

[GIRLS]
Life is just an awful bore
From which there is no escape

[BOYS]
Those damn Yankees
Why can't we beat 'em?
He's put, he's safe, he's out, he's safe, he's out, he's safe, he's out
Yer blind, Ump,
Yer blind, Ump, you must be out of yer mind, Ump

[GIRLS]
We're dying for the mercury to drop to three below

[BOYS]
Yay team

[GIRLS]
We're crying for the happy days of icicicles and snow

[BOYS]
Yay team

[GIRLS]
We don't mind sleepin' solo, that is once a year or so

[BOYS]
Those damn Yankees

[GIRLS]
But with them it's a career

[BOYS]
What are ya waitn' for?
April, May, June, July, August, September

[GIRLS]
April, May, June, July, August, September
Six months out of every year

[BOYS]
Yer blind Ump, Yer blind Ump, you must be out of yer mind Ump

[ALL]
April, May, June, July, August, September
April, May, June, July, August, September

[MEG]
Six months out of every year

[JOE]
Yer blind Ump, Yer blind Ump, you must be...