Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo

[GLORIA]
Who came along in a puff of smoke

[ALL]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.

[GLORIA]
Strong as the heart of a mighty Oak

[ALL]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.
Lucky are we to be having him

[GLORIA]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.

[ALL]
Just when the future was lookin' grim

[GLORIA]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.

[ALL]
Came a long long way to be
With us today

[GLORIA]
With arms of steel like Hercules

[BOYS]
Yeow!

[GLORIA]
Feet as fleet as Mercury's

[BOYS]
Yeah!

[GLORIA]
He'll fight
For us, do right for us

[ALL]
He'll be a beacon light for us
He's Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.
Go, go, go, go, go, go

[GLORIA]
Go like a bat out-a you know where

[ALL]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.

Strike at the foe, let 'em know you're there

[ALL]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo!
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo!
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo!

[GLORIA]
Came upon the scene

[ALL]
As fresh as Listerine

[GLORIA]
He sneezed and blew away a calf
His laughter ripped a barn in half

[ALL]
Go, go, go, go, Joe

[GLORIA]
Like sevens come, elevens come

[ALL]
Like manna from the heavens come!
It's Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
Go like a bat out-a you know where

[GLORIA]
Shoeless Joe From M.O.
Strike at the foe
Let 'em know you're there

[ALL]
Shoeless Joe from M.O.
Look out, look out, look out, look out for Shoeless Joe

[JOE]
The barefoot boy
From Hannibal Moe!

[BOYS]
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe!