By Roger and Donald Pleasence
I SPOKE TO HIM IN CHINA, THE TRAGOPAN SAID, I DON'T WANNA NIGGLE, BUT I THINK SOON BE DEAD. IF CHOP DOWN THE TREES I'LL HAVE NOWHERE TO HIDE, WILL COME A HUNTER AND HE'LL TAKE ME BY SURPRISE.
LET'S SING A FOR THE TRAGOPAN, THE PHEASANT WHO CAN'T WITHOUT EASE. LET THEM CHOP DOWN THE TREES THAT HE'LL NEED, THE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT LEAVES.
LAST IN CHINA, THE TRAGOPAN SAID, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THEY TOOK AWAY BED, CLOSED UP YOUR AND PULLED OUT THE PHONE, TOOK AWAY THE DEEP FREEZE AND YOU ALL ALONE?
LET'S SING A FOR THE TRAGOPAN, THE PHEASANT WHO CAN'T LIVE EASE. DON'T LET THEM CHOP DOWN THE THAT HE'LL NEED, THE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT LEAVES.
SING A SONG FOR THE TRAGOPAN, THE PHEASANT WHO CAN'T LIVE EASE. DON'T LET THEM CHOP DOWN THE THAT HE'LL NEED, THE TRAGOPAN CAN'T WITHOUT LEAVES.
DON'T LET CHOP DOWN THE TREES THAT HE'LL NEED, THE TRAGOPAN CAN'T LIVE LEAVES.
DON'T LET THEM CHOP DOWN THE THAT HE'LL NEED, THE TRAGOPAN CAN'T LIVE LEAVES.
SCOUSE WAS LEARNING ENGLISH. HE WAS LEARNING ENGLISH FROM THE TELEVISION. AT NIGHT, THE FAMILY HAD GONE TO BED, HE PRETENDED TO BE A SINGER. HE IMAGINED HE WAS WITH THE JOLLY FAMILY ON THE TELEVISION SCREEN. HE WROTE A SONG. AS HE SANG HIS SONG, HE PRETENDED THE JOLLIES WITH HIM, PLAYING HIS MUSIC.