By Roger and Donald Pleasence
I SPOKE TO HIM IN CHINA, THE TRAGOPAN SAID, I DON'T WANNA NIGGLE, BUT I I'LL SOON BE DEAD. IF THEY CHOP DOWN THE TREES I'LL NOWHERE TO HIDE, ALONG WILL A HUNTER AND HE'LL TAKE ME BY SURPRISE.
LET'S A SONG FOR THE TRAGOPAN, THE PHEASANT WHO CAN'T LIVE EASE. DON'T LET THEM CHOP DOWN THE TREES THAT NEED, THE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT LEAVES.
SEEN IN CHINA, THE TRAGOPAN SAID, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THEY TOOK YOUR BED, CLOSED UP YOUR GARAGE AND OUT THE PHONE, TOOK AWAY THE FREEZE AND LEFT YOU ALL ALONE?
LET'S A SONG FOR THE TRAGOPAN, THE WHO CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT EASE. DON'T LET THEM CHOP THE TREES THAT HE'LL NEED, THE TRAGOPAN CAN'T LIVE LEAVES.
SING A SONG FOR THE TRAGOPAN, THE PHEASANT WHO LIVE WITHOUT EASE. LET THEM CHOP DOWN THE TREES THAT HE'LL NEED, THE TRAGOPAN CAN'T LIVE LEAVES.
DON'T LET CHOP DOWN THE TREES THAT HE'LL NEED, THE TRAGOPAN CAN'T LIVE LEAVES.
DON'T LET THEM CHOP THE TREES THAT HE'LL NEED, THE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT LEAVES.
SCOUSE WAS LEARNING ENGLISH. HE WAS LEARNING ENGLISH FROM THE TELEVISION. AT NIGHT, WHEN THE HAD GONE TO BED, HE PRETENDED TO BE A SINGER. HE IMAGINED HE WAS WITH THE JOLLY FAMILY ON THE TELEVISION SCREEN. HE WROTE A SONG. AS HE SANG HIS SONG, HE PRETENDED THE WERE WITH HIM, PLAYING HIS MUSIC.