By Roger and Donald Pleasence
WHEN I TO HIM IN CHINA, THE TRAGOPAN SAID, I WANNA NIGGLE, BUT I THINK I'LL SOON BE DEAD. IF THEY CHOP DOWN THE TREES I'LL HAVE TO HIDE, ALONG WILL COME A HUNTER AND TAKE ME BY SURPRISE.
LET'S SING A FOR THE TRAGOPAN, THE PHEASANT WHO CAN'T LIVE EASE. DON'T LET THEM CHOP THE TREES THAT HE'LL NEED, THE TRAGOPAN CAN'T WITHOUT LEAVES.
SEEN IN CHINA, THE TRAGOPAN SAID, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THEY TOOK YOUR BED, CLOSED UP YOUR AND PULLED OUT THE PHONE, TOOK THE DEEP FREEZE AND LEFT YOU ALL ALONE?
LET'S A SONG FOR THE TRAGOPAN, THE WHO CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT EASE. LET THEM CHOP DOWN THE TREES THAT HE'LL NEED, THE TRAGOPAN CAN'T LIVE LEAVES.
LET'S SING A FOR THE TRAGOPAN, THE PHEASANT WHO CAN'T WITHOUT EASE. DON'T LET CHOP DOWN THE TREES THAT HE'LL NEED, THE TRAGOPAN CAN'T WITHOUT LEAVES.
DON'T LET THEM CHOP DOWN THE TREES HE'LL NEED, THE TRAGOPAN CAN'T LIVE LEAVES.
DON'T LET THEM CHOP THE TREES THAT HE'LL NEED, THE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT LEAVES.
SCOUSE WAS LEARNING ENGLISH. HE WAS LEARNING ENGLISH FROM THE TELEVISION. AT NIGHT, WHEN THE FAMILY HAD GONE TO BED, HE PRETENDED TO BE A SINGER. HE IMAGINED HE WAS THE JOLLY FAMILY ON THE TELEVISION SCREEN. HE WROTE A SONG. AS HE SANG HIS SONG, HE PRETENDED THE JOLLIES WITH HIM, PLAYING HIS MUSIC.