Shut Up, Eminem.

May i have, your attention please.
May i have, your attention please.
Will the real slim-shady, please shut up.
I repeat; Will the real slim-shady, please shut up.
We're gunna have a problem here.

ya'll act like you never heard a white person before,
his rhymes are a bore.
Punk kid tryin to be hard-core.
but marshall mather's is back worse than before, makin us snore;
whinin in the microphone.
it's return of the oh wait,
no wait, your a fool,
you didn't pay money for this CD. did you?
yeah, well Dr. dre did,
everything you idot,
without dre's beat, man
your as good as dead.
the worlds had enough of eminem,
[ jiggy, jiggy ] even his girlfriends cheatin on him.
look at him walkin around
livinn off Dre, actin so cool
but he's really kinda weak though.
Lil twit blast me on his new CD, why? cause i turned him down for a date; [ hehe. ]
so as for the question of who came first,
was it carson Daly, or was it fred durst ?
im sorry slim but, this is gunna hurt;
they both came closer
than you ever will, jerk!
your song is on my nerves,
your song is on my nerves.
your kinda lucky cause
you got more fame then you deserve. that is the message i deliver to little kids,
you can become famous and never know what talent it.
of course there gunna like you,
of course they do your like a cartoon version of ricky shroder on silver spoons.
you ain tnothin but a product,
packaged to be bought up.
you know, a year from now. you won'tbe thought of!
so you write about dead animals
and canablas and someday you'll stop dating dogs,
and date higher mammals!
and there's a million women just like me
that think like me
that all can see that slim-shady is
just a boy dealing with puberty
so if you agree! then scream loudly with me!

your slim--shady
yes your the real shady
you sound like peter brady
you get quite irritating
so wont the real slim-shady
please shut up,
please shut up,
please shut up.
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