I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy me up and add oil I'm a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil I get under your skin and I form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay Keep ya for more like Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, borg do, borg ya the Swedish Chef 'Cause I'm one of a and kind of hard to find of like an Injun without his fire water wine
I'm like one day at a time I'm feeling Bob Vila nailing up your behind To my wall like Daniel son I'm on, I'm waxing off, I'm waxing just because I get wired a Western Union and I got to be me And I got more than the daily lottery Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't me 'Cause I'm more tongue and cheek a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me
Second verse is different from the I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my not Hoover and I don't give a damn And I got a different angle like a And you'll be all ears like a field of I'll you dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn Like a two pencil I always got a point You'll to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all, I'm Jimmy Pop I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right a seagull As I continue to your head is gonna burst Leave a bad taste in mouth like moldy liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I'll get in your But then I'll brush you off like aqua toothpaste 'Cause I'm letting off like a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a of charmin' so don't give me no crap
And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me
I hate a lot of and I hate a lot of blacks I hate poopin' in public places but we all that I hate feminists because they're all so damn ugly I hate Spin Magazine 'cause they ever plug me I hate and Kathie Lee I hate every single movie by that midget Lee I hate people that I care what they think I hate people that their ass don't stink I hate Jon Bon but I hate his music more I hate killing people because I to keep score I hate you but you yourself too I hate to be honest but I'd to be you
And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me