I'm Jimmy Pop in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a boil I get under skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay Keep ya hungry for more Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, borg do, ya like the Swedish Chef 'Cause I'm one of a and kind of hard to find Kind of like an Injun his fire water wine
I'm like one day at a time I'm feeling like Bob nailing up your behind To my wall like Daniel son I'm waxing on, I'm waxing off, I'm waxing just I get wired like a Western and I got to be me And I got more than the daily lottery Like itch yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo
And I don't give a if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me
Second verse is different from the I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my not Hoover and I don't give a damn And I got a different like a parallelogram And you'll be all like a field of corn I'll make you like Gillespie as I toot my own horn Like a number two pencil I got a point You'll want to share it with friends like a poorly joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all, I'm Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a As I continue to expand your is gonna burst Leave a bad taste in your mouth like liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I'll get in your But then brush you off like aqua fresh toothpaste 'Cause I'm off steam like a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a roll of so don't give me no crap
And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me
I hate a lot of and I hate a lot of blacks I hate poopin' in places but we all hate that I hate feminists because they're all so damn ugly I hate Spin Magazine 'cause they never ever me I hate Regis and Lee I hate every single movie by that Spike Lee I hate people that think I care what they I hate people that their ass don't stink I Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more I hate people because I hate to keep score I you but you hate yourself too I hate to be but I'd hate to be you
And I don't give a damn if you like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me