I'm Jimmy Pop in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously I'm as as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for more Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, borg do, borg ya like the Chef 'Cause I'm one of a kind and of hard to find Kind of like an without his fire water wine
I'm Schneider one day at a time I'm like Bob Vila nailing up your behind To my like Daniel son does I'm waxing on, I'm off, I'm waxing just because I get wired like a Western and I got to be me And I got balls than the daily lottery Like hemorrhoidal yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me
Second verse is different the first I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my name's not and I don't give a damn And I got a angle like a parallelogram And you'll be all like a field of corn make you dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn Like a two pencil I always got a point You'll to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all, I'm Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a As I continue to expand head is gonna burst Leave a bad taste in your mouth moldy liverwurst the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I'll get in your face But then brush you off like aqua fresh toothpaste 'Cause I'm letting off steam like a Laundromat But I'm not a roll of charmin' so give me no crap
And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn I hate Spin Magazine 'cause they never ever me I hate and Kathie Lee I hate every single movie by midget Spike Lee I hate people that think I care what they I hate people think their ass don't stink I hate Jon Bon but I hate his music more I hate killing people because I to keep score I hate you but you yourself too I hate to be but I'd hate to be you
And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me