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I'm like Schneider one day at a I'm like Bob Vila nailing up your behind To my like Daniel son does I'm waxing on, I'm waxing off, I'm waxing just I get wired like a Western and I got to be me And I got more balls than the lottery Like itch yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a orgy
And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me
Second is different from the first I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my name's not Hoover and I don't a damn And I got a different like a parallelogram And you'll be all ears like a field of I'll make you dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own Like a number two I always got a point You'll want to share it with friends a poorly rolled joint
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And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me
I hate a lot of whites and I a lot of blacks I hate poopin' in public but we all hate that I hate lesbian feminists because all so damn ugly I hate Spin Magazine 'cause never ever plug me I hate and Kathie Lee I hate every single by that midget Spike Lee I hate people that think I what they think I hate people think their ass don't stink I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his more I hate people because I hate to keep score I hate you but you yourself too I hate to be honest but I'd to be you
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