I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy me up and add oil I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering I get your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya for more like Bangladesh Then borg di, borg do, borg ya like the Swedish Chef 'Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of to find Kind of like an Injun without his fire water
I'm like one day at a time I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up behind To my wall Daniel son does I'm waxing on, I'm waxing off, I'm just because I get like a Western Union and I got to be me And I got more balls than the daily hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm more tongue and than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me
Second is different from the first I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my name's not Hoover and I don't a damn And I got a different angle a parallelogram And be all ears like a field of corn I'll make you dizzy Gillespie as I toot my own horn a number two pencil I always got a point You'll want to share it friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all, I'm Jimmy Pop I'm an Alka Seltzer right you're a seagull As I to expand your head is gonna burst Leave a bad taste in your mouth moldy liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, get in your face But then I'll brush you off like fresh toothpaste 'Cause I'm off steam like a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a roll of charmin' so don't give me no
And I give a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of I poopin' in public places but we all hate that I hate feminists because they're all so damn ugly I hate Spin Magazine 'cause never ever plug me I Regis and Kathie Lee I hate every movie by that midget Spike Lee I hate people that think I care what they I hate people that think their ass don't I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I his music more I hate killing because I hate to keep score I hate you but you hate too I hate to be honest but I'd to be you
And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me