I'm Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering I get under skin and I sebaceously form I'm as as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for like Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, borg do, borg ya like the Swedish I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find Kind of like an without his fire water wine
I'm like Schneider one day at a I'm feeling like Bob nailing up your behind To my wall like son does I'm on, I'm waxing off, I'm waxing just because I get like a Western Union and I got to be me And I got more balls the daily lottery Like itch yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm more tongue and than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me
Second verse is from the first I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my name's not and I don't give a damn And I got a different angle like a And you'll be all ears like a of corn I'll make you dizzy Gillespie as I toot my own horn a number two pencil I always got a point You'll to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Pop y'all, I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right a seagull As I continue to expand your head is burst Leave a bad taste in mouth like moldy liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I'll get in your But I'll brush you off like aqua fresh toothpaste 'Cause I'm letting off steam a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a roll of charmin' so give me no crap
And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me
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And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me