I'm Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a boil I get your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an gay porn Keep ya for more like Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, borg do, borg ya the Swedish Chef 'Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to Kind of like an Injun without his fire wine
I'm like one day at a time I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up behind To my like Daniel son does I'm waxing on, I'm waxing off, I'm just because I get wired like a Union and I got to be me And I got more balls the daily lottery Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you ignore me 'Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo
And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
Second verse is different the first I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my name's not Hoover and I don't a damn And I got a different angle a parallelogram And be all ears like a field of corn I'll make you dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own Like a two pencil I always got a point You'll want to share it friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all, I'm Pop y'all I'm an Seltzer that's right you're a seagull As I continue to your head is gonna burst Leave a bad in your mouth like moldy liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, get in your face But then I'll brush you off like aqua toothpaste 'Cause I'm letting off steam like a Laundromat But I'm not a roll of charmin' so don't me no crap
And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of I poopin' in public places but we all hate that I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so ugly I hate Spin Magazine 'cause never ever plug me I Regis and Kathie Lee I hate every single by that midget Spike Lee I hate people that think I care they think I hate people think their ass don't stink I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his more I killing people because I hate to keep score I hate you but you yourself too I hate to be honest but I'd to be you
And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I give a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me