I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy me up and add oil I'm a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay Keep ya for more like Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, do, borg ya like the Swedish Chef 'Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to Kind of like an Injun without his water wine
I'm like one day at a time I'm feeling like Bob Vila up your behind To my wall like son does I'm on, I'm waxing off, I'm waxing just because I get like a Western Union and I got to be me And I got more balls than the lottery Like itch yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm more and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me
Second is different from the first I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my not Hoover and I don't give a damn And I got a different like a parallelogram And you'll be all ears like a field of I'll make you dizzy like Gillespie as I my own horn Like a number two pencil I got a point You'll want to share it with like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all, I'm Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's you're a seagull As I to expand your head is gonna burst Leave a bad taste in mouth like moldy liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I'll get in face But then I'll brush you off aqua fresh toothpaste 'Cause I'm off steam like a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a of charmin' so don't give me no crap
And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me
I a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks I hate in public places but we all hate that I hate lesbian feminists because all so damn ugly I hate Spin 'cause they never ever plug me I hate Regis and Lee I hate every single movie by that Spike Lee I hate people that think I care they think I hate people that their ass don't stink I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music I hate killing people because I hate to score I hate you but you yourself too I hate to be but I'd hate to be you
And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me