I'm Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil I get your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an gay porn Keep ya for more like Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, borg do, borg ya the Swedish Chef I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find Kind of like an Injun without his water wine
I'm like Schneider one day at a I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up behind To my wall like son does I'm waxing on, I'm off, I'm waxing just because I get like a Western Union and I got to be me And I got more than the daily lottery hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm more and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me
Second verse is from the first I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my name's not and I don't give a damn And I got a different like a parallelogram And you'll be all ears like a field of I'll make you dizzy like as I toot my own horn Like a two pencil I always got a point want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Pop y'all, I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Seltzer that's right you're a seagull As I continue to expand your head is gonna a bad taste in your mouth like moldy liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I'll get in face But then I'll brush you off like fresh toothpaste 'Cause I'm letting off like a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a roll of charmin' so give me no crap
And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of I hate poopin' in public but we all hate that I hate feminists because they're all so damn ugly I Spin Magazine 'cause they never ever plug me I hate Regis and Lee I hate every single by that midget Spike Lee I hate people that think I care they think I people that think their ass don't stink I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I his music more I hate killing people because I hate to keep I hate you but you hate too I hate to be but I'd hate to be you
And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me