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I'm Schneider one day at a time I'm feeling like Bob Vila up your behind To my wall Daniel son does I'm on, I'm waxing off, I'm waxing just because I get wired like a Union and I got to be me And I got more balls than the lottery hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo
And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me
verse is different from the first I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my name's not Hoover and I give a damn And I got a angle like a parallelogram And you'll be all ears like a field of I'll make you dizzy like as I toot my own horn Like a number two I always got a point You'll want to share it friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all, I'm Jimmy Pop I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right a seagull As I continue to expand your head is gonna a bad taste in your mouth like moldy liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, get in your face But then I'll brush you off like fresh toothpaste 'Cause I'm letting off steam like a Chinese But I'm not a roll of charmin' so don't give me no
And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me
I hate a lot of and I hate a lot of blacks I poopin' in public places but we all hate that I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so ugly I hate Magazine 'cause they never ever plug me I hate Regis and Lee I hate every single movie by midget Spike Lee I hate people that think I care they think I hate people that think their ass stink I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I his music more I hate killing because I hate to keep score I hate you but you yourself too I hate to be but I'd hate to be you
And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me