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And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me
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And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me
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