I'm Jimmy Pop in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil I get your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay ya hungry for more like Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, borg do, ya like the Swedish Chef 'Cause I'm one of a kind and of hard to find Kind of like an without his fire water wine
I'm like Schneider one day at a I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up behind To my wall Daniel son does I'm waxing on, I'm waxing off, I'm just because I get wired like a Western and I got to be me And I got more balls than the lottery Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you ignore me 'Cause I'm tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me
Second verse is different from the I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my name's not Hoover and I give a damn And I got a angle like a parallelogram And be all ears like a field of corn I'll you dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn a number two pencil I always got a point You'll want to share it friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all, I'm Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a As I continue to expand your head is gonna Leave a bad taste in your mouth moldy liverwurst Like the Chainsaw Massacre, I'll get in your face But I'll brush you off like aqua fresh toothpaste 'Cause I'm letting off steam a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a roll of charmin' so don't give me no
And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me
I a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks I hate poopin' in public but we all hate that I hate feminists because they're all so damn ugly I hate Spin Magazine 'cause never ever plug me I hate Regis and Lee I hate every single movie by midget Spike Lee I hate people that think I care what think I hate people that think their ass don't I Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more I hate people because I hate to keep score I you but you hate yourself too I to be honest but I'd hate to be you
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