I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy me up and add oil I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a boil I get under your and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay Keep ya for more like Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, borg do, borg ya like the Chef 'Cause I'm one of a kind and of hard to find Kind of like an Injun without his fire wine
I'm like one day at a time I'm feeling like Bob nailing up your behind To my wall Daniel son does I'm waxing on, I'm waxing off, I'm waxing because I get wired like a Western and I got to be me And I got more balls than the lottery Like itch yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo
And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me
Second verse is different the first I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a And I got a different angle like a And you'll be all ears a field of corn I'll make you dizzy like as I toot my own horn Like a number two pencil I got a point You'll want to share it with friends a poorly rolled joint
I'm Pop y'all, I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Seltzer that's right you're a seagull As I continue to expand your head is burst Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Like the Chainsaw Massacre, I'll get in your face But I'll brush you off like aqua fresh toothpaste I'm letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a roll of charmin' so give me no crap
And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate I hate feminists because they're all so damn ugly I hate Magazine 'cause they never ever plug me I hate and Kathie Lee I hate every single movie by that Spike Lee I hate people think I care what they think I hate people that think their ass don't I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his more I hate killing people I hate to keep score I you but you hate yourself too I hate to be honest but I'd to be you
And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me