Shred Central

Don't need this crap this TV's pushing
I'm just gonna get my skate and hit the streets
Know a place not far from here
Where I can ride a gnarly bowl and get some air

Ain't gonna be like my parents
Rottin' away in easy chairs
Got no time for Sunday football
Watching cartoons after school

Where you gonna go?
Shred central
Whatcha gonna do?
Grinders
Whatcha gonna say?
Like, where's the bowl, dude?

Where you gonna go?
Shred central
Whatcha gonna do ?
Rock 'n' roll slider
Whatcha gonna say?
Bitchin' hawk, jak

Do a heavy slam, knees gushing blood
But I'll just get back on my skate and carve the tiles
I'll try an invert with a rippin' handplant
But I might have to send away for a new pair of surf pants

Hey, you kid, city police skateboard squad
Thirty-five dollar fine for skating in public, you're busted
Screw you, mister

Don't need this crap this TV's pushing
I'm just gonna get my skate and hit the streets
Know a place not far from here
Where I can ride a gnarly bowl and get some air

Ain't gonna be like my parents
Rottin' away in easy chairs
Got no time for Sunday football
Watching cartoons after school

Where you gonna go?
Shred central
Whatcha gonna do?
Face plant
Whatcha gonna say ?
Nice lip stand, cowboy

Where you gonna go?
Shred central
Whatcha gonna do?
Ollies
Whatcha gonna say?
Multiple [Incomprehensible]

Where you gonna go?
Shred central
Whatcha gonna do?
Grinders
Whatcha gonna say?
Like, where's the bowl, dude?

Where you gonna go?
Shred central
Whatcha gonna do?
Rock 'n' roll slider
Whatcha gonna say?
Bitchin' hawk, jak

Later, skater