Song info
"Shit Happens" Videos
Lyrics
When I was a little kiddy
My mommy she would tell me
Even the world's best laid plans
End up in the garbage can
We got a saying around our house
Your shit's in a knot, your head should me in a noose
High blood pressure and an early death
Is all it'll get you so you might as well accept that
CHORUS:
SHIT!
Happens
SHIT!
Happens
It happens, it happens
SHIT!
Happens
SHIT!
Happens
DON'T WORRY!
'cause shit will always happen
She had a little party while her parents were away
Guess she figured everything would be okay
35 skinheads and a rugby team
Drinking that liquor cabinet clean
Best friend's brother was a biker
So you hired his gang for the bouncers
Started wrecking your place so you called the cops
The cops get in your face and destroy your house you see
Chorus
I'm not sick and I'll always be like this
There's something to think about while I take a piss
I whip out my dick and I point it at the hole
I then relax and let the pressure flow
An extra stream will start to squirt
Right up in the air, and on my shirt
But I won't be mad, nor get uptight
'cause it happens like this every fuckin night
Chorus
- 0 Bản dịch
Hiện tại chưa có lời dịch cho bài hát này. Bạn hãy là người đầu tiên chia sẻ lời dịch cho bài hát này nhé !
Đăng lời dịchAlbums has song "Shit Happens"
Singles
69 songs
- I Killed Mommy 2007
- Stupid World 2007
- Drink Beer Smoke Pot Play Music 2007
- Here Today, Guano Tomorrow 2007
- Black Sabbath 2007
- Bedtime Story 2007
- Dogfarts 2007
- Two Dogs Fucking 2007
- Used To Be In Love 2007
- Proud To Be Canadian 2007
- 1967 2007
- Wake Up America 2007
- Suicide 2007
- Stupid Songs 2007
- Fuck My Shit Stinks 2007
- I'm My Own God 2007
- My Girl 2007
- Argh Fuck Kill 2007
- Let's Get Drunk 2007
- Germ Attack 2007
- America Eats Her Young 2007
- Scared Of People 2007
- Big Ass Truck 2007
- Drugged And Driving 2007
- Die Sinner Die 2007
- The Idiot 2007
- My Mother Was A Man 2007
- Fuck Satan To Death 2007
- Shred Central 2007
- Where's Bin Laden? 2007
- Kill Johnny Stiff 2007
- Scientology 2007
- Gutter Ball 2007
- Release The Hostages 2007
- Ben Hoffman's Nose 2007
- Euthanasia Day 2007
- Is This How A Punk Song Goes? 2007
- Drunk On Power 2007
- Dream Date Of The 90's 2007
- Hide The Hamster 2007
- The Land Of The Midnight Sun 2007
- Courage In A Can 2007
- Executioner 2007
- Ben Gets Off 2007
- Vine Neil 2007
- Christina Bin Laden 2007
- Squeegee Night In Canada 2007
- Kill The Hosers 2007
- I Just Can't Say No To Drugs 2007
- After All These Beers 2007
- I Do The Best That I Can 2007
- Inside My Head 2007
- Dragons 2007
- Fuck The World (If It Can't Take A Joke) 2007
- Homophobic Sexist Cokeheads 2007
- How Low Will You Go? 2007
- Shit Happens 2007
- Marijuanathon 2007
- Holy Shiite 2007
- Surfer Girl 2007
- My Erection 2007
- The Spawn Of Yog Sothoth 2007
- When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand 2007
- Stupid Fuckin' Drunk Cunt 2007
- Religious Bumfucks 2007
- Old school 2007
- Oh Wendy O 2007
- My Kingdom On Earth 2007
- One Cheque From The Street 2007
Singles
138 songs
- I Killed Mommy 2007
- Proud To Be Canadian 2007
- Fuck My Shit Stinks 2007
- Stupid World 2007
- Drink Beer Smoke Pot Play Music 2007
- Here Today, Guano Tomorrow 2007
- Black Sabbath 2007
- Bedtime Story 2007
- Dogfarts 2007
- Two Dogs Fucking 2007
- 1967 2007
- Proud To Be Canadian 2007
- Used To Be In Love 2007
- Wake Up America 2007
- Suicide 2007
- Stupid Songs 2007
- Suicide 2007
- Stupid World 2007
- Fuck My Shit Stinks 2007
- I'm My Own God 2007
- The Idiot 2007
- Die Sinner Die 2007
- Drugged And Driving 2007
- Scared Of People 2007
- Big Ass Truck 2007
- America Eats Her Young 2007
- Germ Attack 2007
- My Girl 2007
- Let's Get Drunk 2007
- Argh Fuck Kill 2007
- I Just Can't Say No To Drugs 2007
- After All These Beers 2007
- I Do The Best That I Can 2007
- Inside My Head 2007
- Dragons 2007
- Fuck The World (If It Can't Take A Joke) 2007
- Homophobic Sexist Cokeheads 2007
- How Low Will You Go? 2007
- Shit Happens 2007
- Marijuanathon 2007
- Kill The Hosers 2007
- Surfer Girl 2007
- My Erection 2007
- The Spawn Of Yog Sothoth 2007
- When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand 2007
- Stupid Fuckin' Drunk Cunt 2007
- Religious Bumfucks 2007
- Old school 2007
- Oh Wendy O 2007
- My Kingdom On Earth 2007
- One Cheque From The Street 2007
- Holy Shiite 2007
- My Mother Was A Man 2007
- Fuck Satan To Death 2007
- Shred Central 2007
- Where's Bin Laden? 2007
- Kill Johnny Stiff 2007
- Scientology 2007
- Gutter Ball 2007
- Release The Hostages 2007
- Ben Hoffman's Nose 2007
- Euthanasia Day 2007
- Is This How A Punk Song Goes? 2007
- Drunk On Power 2007
- Dream Date Of The 90's 2007
- Hide The Hamster 2007
- The Land Of The Midnight Sun 2007
- Courage In A Can 2007
- Executioner 2007
- Ben Gets Off 2007
- Vine Neil 2007
- Christina Bin Laden 2007
- Squeegee Night In Canada 2007
- 1967 2007
- Dream Date Of The 90's 2007
- Drink Beer Smoke Pot Play Music 2007
- Stupid Fuckin' Drunk Cunt 2007
- Shit Happens 2007
- Here Today, Guano Tomorrow 2007
- I'm My Own God 2007
- Dogfarts 2007
- Argh Fuck Kill 2007
- Black Sabbath 2007
- Two Dogs Fucking 2007
- Release The Hostages 2007
- When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand 2007
- Where's Bin Laden? 2007
- One Cheque From The Street 2007
- Old school 2007
- Oh Wendy O 2007
- My Mother Was A Man 2007
- My Kingdom On Earth 2007
- My Girl 2007
- My Erection 2007
- Religious Bumfucks 2007
- Scared Of People 2007
- The Idiot 2007
- Surfer Girl 2007
- The Land Of The Midnight Sun 2007
- The Spawn Of Yog Sothoth 2007
- Stupid Songs 2007
- Used To Be In Love 2007
- Vine Neil 2007
- Squeegee Night In Canada 2007
- Shred Central 2007
- Wake Up America 2007
- Scientology 2007
- Marijuanathon 2007
- Let's Get Drunk 2007
- Executioner 2007
- Euthanasia Day 2007
- Drunk On Power 2007
- Drugged And Driving 2007
- Dragons 2007
- Die Sinner Die 2007
- Courage In A Can 2007
- Christina Bin Laden 2007
- Big Ass Truck 2007
- Ben Hoffman's Nose 2007
- Ben Gets Off 2007
- Bedtime Story 2007
- America Eats Her Young 2007
- Fuck Satan To Death 2007
- Fuck The World (If It Can't Take A Joke) 2007
- Kill The Hosers 2007
- Kill Johnny Stiff 2007
- Is This How A Punk Song Goes? 2007
- Inside My Head 2007
- I Killed Mommy 2007
- I Just Can't Say No To Drugs 2007
- I Do The Best That I Can 2007
- How Low Will You Go? 2007
- Homophobic Sexist Cokeheads 2007
- Holy Shiite 2007
- Hide The Hamster 2007
- Gutter Ball 2007
- Germ Attack 2007
- After All These Beers 2007
Recent comments