Shoulda Been Blonde

I'm sorry I'm stupid
But that's about to change
You're always breathing down my neck
Waiting for me to sway

But I've been waiting all this time
Watching you preform your crimes
And let me tell you, you got a lot of those

You always said that my hair didn't match my brain
And I always said that your face was a shame
But now we get along
Even though everything you said was wrong
Especially when you said the words

I shoulda been blonde

You've got an enlarged ego
To match you posh porch
You're always looking down on me
And it's getting really, really annoying like seriously can you stop?

Well I've been waiting all this time
Watching you preform your crimes
And let me tell you, you got a lot of those

You always said that my hair didn't match my brain
And I always said that your face was a shame
But now we get along
Even though everything you said was wrong
Especially when you said the words

I shoulda been blonde

Ey, all you wanna do is play
But every time I come through those doors
You act like I'm no more, oh

Ey, why do you never change?
Cause every time I come through those doors
You act like I'm no more than some girl
Who hasn't got a brain

You always said that my hair didn't match my brain
And I always said that your face was a shame
But now we get along
Even though everything you said was wrong
Especially when you said the words

I shoulda been blonde

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Blah blah blah blonde

Ey, ey
Blah blah blah blonde
Ey, ey
Blah blah blah blonde