Shiksa

Girlfriend now, I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how'd I get a girlfriend now?

I remember it vividly, love
I've been walking erect since the moment we met
And I caught your eyes to my surprise
Your white thighs

Hebraic neuroses ceased to be
An angel's conversing with me
The new attractive to me is divine

And even if your friends don't understand
No matter what I'll always be your man
Even if you go, you know
You'll leave me feeling grand, yeah, yeah

I'll need new contraceptives, green eyes
I found God when you left him, green eyes
Let's spend the night out on the boardwalk
In sickly summertime

Like the yin and the yang of the afikomen
You're the omen that all has changed that was deranged

And even if you stomp me 'til I'm sore
No matter what I'd bleed to be your whore
And even if the cancer grows
Til we explode, I'm yours

Girlfriend now, I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how'd I get a girlfriend now?

And even if your whisper eats my ear
Your voice shall be the only song I long to hear
Even if you fear the end, our sacrament
Of salmon and Irish beer will still be here

Girlfriend now, I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how'd I get a girlfriend now?
Girlfriend now, I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how, shes my girlfriend now